Canadian Beaver for Rent (Page 1/6)
Doug85GT SEP 21, 11:28 PM
Things are so bad up north that it is now a common thing for Canadian women to exchange sexual favors as their rent payment.

Valkrie9 SEP 22, 04:49 AM

Oh, OK, I'll bite !
The condo market in Toronto is tre expensive, Vancouver, twice as much.
Obviously, she is out on the West Coast.
' You've never had juicier pelt than Canadian beaver pelt ! '
All our fresh water keeps their motors slick and pleasant as a daisy !.
A generous helping of freshwater clam.


You Shook Me All Night Long ~ AC/DC

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blackrams SEP 22, 08:50 AM
No surprises there, women have used their assets to their own benefit since the beginning. Reminded me of this for some unknown reason.
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Rams
Raydar SEP 22, 10:21 AM

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Originally posted by Doug85GT:

Things are so bad up north that it is now a common thing for Canadian women to exchange sexual favors as their rent payment.

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The comments are... striking.
Valkrie9 SEP 22, 01:26 PM

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A catchy tune as you cruise the avenues, looking for love in all the wrong places.
' Sure, I trade beaver pelt ! '

Disclaimer: ' Puget Sound beaver pelts, not so fresh ! ' Patooie !
' Dang ! Miss, that reeks of beached Salmon ! '
' Hey ! You've got junk ! '
' Bend over Buddy ! Part those cheeks ! I'ma gonna do you doggy ! '

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Patrick SEP 22, 03:29 PM

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Originally posted by Doug85GT:

Things are so bad up north that it is now a common thing for Canadian women to exchange sexual favors as their rent payment.



I've heard things are so bad down south that it is now a common thing for Sacramento men to give blow jobs for Bud Light and a smoke. Who knew!
Valkrie9 SEP 22, 04:00 PM
' Sacramento Men '
C'mon man, you know they're trans, dressing up as girls, pretending to be.
Half the price of genuine girls, all you have to do is get around the election, the junk, like.
Peter Puffers !
' The common courtesy of a reach around ! ' ~ Marine drill instructor Gunnery Sergeant Hartman '87

Doug85GT SEP 22, 04:42 PM

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Originally posted by Patrick:

I've heard things are so bad down south that it is now a common thing for Sacramento men to give blow jobs for Bud Light and a smoke. Who knew!



You know a lot about male hookers. Sounds like it is from experience.
Raydar SEP 22, 04:52 PM

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Originally posted by Patrick:

I've heard things are so bad down south that it is now a common thing for Sacramento men to give blow jobs for Bud Light and a smoke. Who knew!



LMAO! Probably more like San Francisco, but Sacramento is the capital, so you may not be too far wrong.
But if that's the case, Gavin would likely be at the front of that line. I've heard he needs the money.
Patrick SEP 22, 04:57 PM

So Doug... between the beer and the cigarette, is it enough to get the taste out of your mouth?