What a Canadian Thing to Happen (Page 1/3)
Doug85GT JAN 26, 11:10 AM
Don't get into a drunken bar fight with your pants down.


Canadian Bar: Man's Penis Sticks to Icy Sidewalk
https://www.tmz.com/2025/01...ight-alberta-canada/

cliffw JAN 26, 01:04 PM
Doug, Global Warming is the evil entity.

That is a funny article. Their first responders need more training. They should have brought a hot female cop in uniform and made him hot.

Valkrie9 JAN 26, 01:13 PM
What a dick !
Valkrie9 JAN 26, 01:18 PM
Canadians have died from that, the tongue too !
' I double dog dare you to lick the steel pole ! '


Patrick JAN 26, 04:47 PM

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Originally posted by Doug85GT:

Don't get into a drunken bar fight with your pants down.

Canadian Bar: Man's Penis Sticks to Icy Sidewalk




Arizona Bar: Man's Penis Fries on Hot Sidewalk

Drunken fools are unfortunately, a world-wide scourge.

82-T/A [At Work] JAN 26, 05:13 PM
Oh man... that really sucks.
Valkrie9 JAN 27, 04:12 AM

' Gee Mister, what happened to your pecker ? '
' Long story short, it's the plastic surgeon's prank, it was forty below, got my prick froze to the sidewalk,
the Mounties poured hot tea from Tim Hortons on it ! They had to put a new knob on it, this is it ! '

cliffw JAN 27, 10:47 AM

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Originally posted by 82-T/A [At Work]:
Oh man... that really sucks.



How come his hands did not get frozen to the surface ? His member must have been wet. Sex gone wrong , , ?

NewDustin JAN 27, 04:05 PM
"Well that's the last time I get into a wintertime fight with my penis out!" and more, coming up next on 'Lessons Most People Don't Have to Learn'!
Patrick JAN 27, 04:13 PM

I've played hockey for a lot of years, and on occasion end up flat on the ice. However, I have yet to have a body part stick to the ice. (Generally, my junk is in my cup.)