MEM... you need to really take advantage of your position... you are wasting an opportunity.
As an immigrant, you have far more rights and freedoms in America than US citizens do. If I were you, this is what I would do:
1 - Start a YouTube channel...
2 - Film yourself in tears, talking about how America is such a horrible country and how they are so awful to poor defenseless (insert one of the random non-cis 72 genders).
3 - Watch it go viral... Conservatives will share it to show how much of a crackpot you are, but liberals will share it and one of the (insert one of the random non-cis 72 genders) will open up a Go-Fund-Me page for you.
4 - Money will come streaming in.
5 - Make another video expressing more disgust and hatred for the right, and express how generous you feel towards the loving and caring left.
6 - You might be tempted to spend the money (it won't be much because most people on the left are cheap), but instead... keep it.
7 - Open up a charity for (isnert one of the random non-cis 72 genders), and hire a political activist to make regular videos accosting Republican law-makers near the Capitol building.
8 - You will start getting invited to shows like, "The View" or even "Fox News" and other programs.
9 - Open up a not for profit for people to donate, while you collect the money from the invitations to these talk shows and save that in your own personal account.
10 - Forget to file whatever paperwork you otherwise would have to file to stay in the country (let your VISA expire). When they come to take you.. let them do it. It'll make news everywhere and the left will blame evil Republicans for conspiracy that they're just trying to silence you.
11 - Watch the money roll in, and you'll get even more invitations to TV shows.
12 - All while, continue to post on Twitter and YouTube, and start monetizing as soon as you can.
13 - Let some Democrat politician (Talib, AOC, etc...) pay for your reinstatement into the United States (and let them politicize it).
14 - More money comes rolling in.
At any point, you can "check out," and take all the cash and buy a house in Miami like all Canadians secretly dream about from childhood (just like New Yorkers).
If you want to fall into the graces of the right... you can always do a "#WalkAway" bit and tell everyone you've come to your senses. You'll immediately be welcomed by the right (because that's what we do), and you can make the circuit tour of right-leaning talk shows and collect some more money. Maybe even write a book, which will make #1 on the reading list because Republicans apparently read, and Democrats not really so much.
Last point, after you've paid me $100,000 USD. I'll agree to edit this post and take it down so that I cannot point to it and say that I "created" you.
Glad we had this chat...
