I was having a discussion and as it always does we ended up talking about girls that are more promiscuous than perhaps they should be.

So she pointed out that the larger the Hoop earrings the more promiscuous the girl is likely to be.
Then she asked the question, exactly how big were your previous girlfriends hoops.

I know right.


But it did get me thinking and she has a point.
What do you guys think?

If you must know Lisa doesn't own any hoop earrings, she does have a hula hoop in the garage

I've had some girlfriends where I use those earrings to hang car parts from to paint. They hold 4 fenders and a hood.

quote Originally posted by MidEngineManiac: I've had some girlfriends where I use those earrings to hang car parts from to paint. They hold 4 fenders and a hood.

Looking back I should have known better.
But I wouldn't be the person I am today if I had avoided the hoops.
I definitely still like looking at the hoops I just don't chase them anymore.

There is a suburb of Houston called 'The Woodlands'. The women there are notorious for their large hoop earrings and at least an aura of promiscuity.

From a random news article about a woman that offered material aid to flood victims:

quote residents say Clinkenbeard, with her hoop earrings and fancy Woodlands address,....

(at first, I thought it said 'Chickenbeard...)

Those big hoops were very popular when I was in junior high, late '60s. They will always hold a particular allure for me.

quote Originally posted by Jake_Dragon: So she pointed out that the larger the Hoop earrings the more promiscuous the girl is likely to be.

Why did an image of TV show River Monsters with host Jeremy Wade down on the Amazon River suddenly come to mind?

quote Originally posted by maryjane: Why did an image of TV show River Monsters with host Jeremy Wade down on the Amazon River suddenly come to mind?

Because you have a sense* of humor!

* people forget about the "sense" part of the equation.

1. a faculty by which the body perceives an external stimulus; one of the faculties of sight, smell, hearing, taste, and touch.
2. a feeling that something is the case.

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quote Originally posted by maryjane: Why did an image of TV show River Monsters with host Jeremy Wade down on the Amazon River suddenly come to mind?

I don't know. The image of Mr Ed popped into my mind.

quote Originally posted by Boondawg: Because you have a sense* of humor! * people forget about the "sense" part of the equation. 1. a faculty by which the body perceives an external stimulus; one of the faculties of sight, smell, hearing, taste, and touch. 2. a feeling that something is the case.

quote Originally posted by cliffw: [QUOTE]Originally posted by Boondawg: Because you have a sense* of humor! * people forget about the "sense" part of the equation. 1. a faculty by which the body perceives an external stimulus; one of the faculties of sight, smell, hearing, taste, and touch. 2. a feeling that something is the case.

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You grow old and figure it out.
The only control you have is your self control.

Be well

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quote Originally posted by Jake_Dragon: You grow old and figure it out. The only control you have is your self control. Be well

When I think about it, it really is amazing how many people are still breathing because of that.

quote Originally posted by MidEngineManiac: When I think about it, it really is amazing how many people are still breathing because of that.

Dammit! Stop slacking off, we were counting on you.

quote Originally posted by Jake_Dragon: I was having a discussion and as it always does we ended up talking about girls that are more promiscuous than perhaps they should be. So she pointed out that the larger the Hoop earrings the more promiscuous the girl is likely to be. Then she asked the question, exactly how big were your previous girlfriends hoops. I know right. But it did get me thinking and she has a point. What do you guys think? If you must know Lisa doesn't own any hoop earrings, she does have a hula hoop in the garage

That is a *very* Miami-looking house.

Also... yeah, it's tough being a guy sometimes...