As he started to wipe years of dust from the instrument pod, his thoughts wandered back to the song that was playing on the radio and the young lady who sat beside him that night so long ago. He stuck his hand into the map pocket to see if he could still find......
edit: Last time we tried this, someone took it upon himself to derail the thread by including some base scatological references, so be warned.
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John crawled into the Fiero. He couldn't believe it was 20 years since the race..
The embarrassment from that fateful day still haunted him as if it had happened only yesterday. John still remembers the look of horror on the faces of the spectators when he stepped out of the Fiero...
But it was in his blood, indelibly etched in his DNA. After all, he came from a long line of show people and "Roustabout" was his favorite Elvis movie.
But it was in his blood, indelibly etched in his DNA. After all, he came from a long line of show people and "Roustabout" was his favorite Elvis movie.
Suddenly, he felt an uncontrollable itch, he looked down and...
Originally posted by LitebulbwithaFiero: That he drifted away into a flashback. John snapped back out of it and continued reaching into the map pocket to see if he could find....
... the receipts for all the parts he had bought for his prized Fiero. They needed replacing again. He was going to race again.
He checked with the Forum, and checked his list twice. Trying to know how not to "rice".
He had a plan, despite all the clatter (V8, 3800 4.9), he just wanted to race, that was all that mattered.
Then ... a good looking girl appeared ...
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Was my car haunted? Possessed? Or was it my ex-wife, Christine, playing tricks on me again? I ran towards the car, but stopped cold in my tracks when...
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Was my car haunted? Possessed? Or was it my ex-wife, Christine, playing tricks on me again? I ran towards the car, but stopped cold in my tracks when...
When Hall and Oats floated up out of the smoke and said hold on its about to get weird, the deck lid popped open and out jumped....
Barbara thought to herself, “If we build a barn in this big valley and that 4x12 falls on his head, will his life insurance pay double indemnity? I could have all I desire, I could meet John Doe and maybe become the cattle queen of Montana”
But Elvis was on to her, “Don’t step on my blue suede shoes, baby, or you’ll be headed for heartbreak hotel”
John and Daryl just shook their heads and went back to watching the haunted Fiero.
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Originally posted by williegoat: John and Daryl just shook their heads and went back to watching their neighbor polishing her car.
John and Daryl asked each other WWCW do ? Only to see cliffw go offer to help John and Daryl's neighbor. To cliffw's delight, it was that good looking girl with a Mini, steel grey, a V8, timed with Crane gears.
cliffw took no time, asking her to take him for a ride. He promised her that if she did, that he would allow her to use his hot rod.
Then howard cosell showed up outta nowhere holding jumper cables asking for a jump. That made john remember he left the top off his butter container and the 24' extension ladder in the bathroom. John turns to the fiero and......
Then howard cosell showed up outta nowhere holding jumper cables asking for a jump. That made john remember he left the top off his butter container and the 24' extension ladder in the bathroom. John turns to the fiero and......
Slammed the deck lid shut and shouted, "Howard, grab my ladder! Barb, Elvis, get the butter! Dasher, Dancer, Donder and Blitzen, follow that Mini!"
Blitzen ate blintzes and got the squirts, so everyone stopped down the road at the nearest gas station. The rest f the gang was accosted by earnest p worrel on a drift trike in full fishing garb holding a waffle iron and cat back system. He inquired about the recipe for eggs erroneous but could stay to chat as he had a garage door opener to install on his submarines balcony.
And was searching for his 24' extension ladder.........
Don't forget the saw to cut the beam...
