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This little piggy went to market by williegoat
Started on: 02-19-2020 11:37 AM
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Missing pig found at store in Glendale
 
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Gandalf will soon be fixed smoked and available for adoption bacon in two months from the Better Piggies Rescue.



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It's amazing the things one can learn here.
I'm just glad there is someone with MJ's experience and wisdom to go to in such emergencies.
I'm sure MEM will come up with something shortly.

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Nope. I try to avoid inverted rectums.

It's bad enough dealing with the upright ones.
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I'm not sure I want to know......what are inverted pork rectums used for?

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Originally posted by olejoedad:

I'm not sure I want to know......what are inverted pork rectums used for?


Mostly to generate raised eyebrows on internet forums........but since you asked...
https://wmbriggs.com/post/2926/

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Which leads to the next question.....

Are bone-in rectums from gay pigs?
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Originally posted by maryjane:

Mostly to generate raised eyebrows on internet forums........but since you asked...
https://wmbriggs.com/post/2926/




"Using the universal principle “one pig, one rectum”, ..."


No way. Fo nucking way did I just read that?! My day is so complete at the moment.

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Originally posted by maryjane:

Mostly to generate raised eyebrows on internet forums........but since you asked...
https://wmbriggs.com/post/2926/



I highly doubt that a restaurant in Taiwan would pay the extra for US rectums.
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In Taiwan? No, unless it is certified free of Ractopamine (a feed additive for growth enhancement) or to be at a residual level of 10 parts per billion or lower.
Tyson and JBS USA have stopped using any Ractopamine at all in any of their products. Otherwise, Taiwan imports a LOT of pork, as their own pork has some problems.

Production in Taiwan since 2014 has become more constrained and
controls for pollution more tightened. Besides, Taiwan’s domestic production is vulnerable to
feed conversion and the sow productivity in Taiwan is inferior to the world’s major exporters.


Taiwan imports 12-15 thousand metric tons of pork and pork offal every year.
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How many pig rectums does it take to fill the Albert Hall?
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Originally posted by williegoat:

How many pig rectums does it take to fill the Albert Hall?



The volume of Albert Hall = 3,060,000 ft3 : http://www.bluebulbprojects...=3060000&sort=pr&p=1


"A standard rectum thus takes up 0.056 cubic feet." : https://wmbriggs.com/post/2926/


It appears that approximately 54,642,857 "average sized" swine rectums could fill Albert Hall.


Or, I am guessing several to five if you were swinging in another direction? : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albert_Hall_(actor)

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Thank you for rectifying that issue
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Stop being so anal! What is it with "you people".

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There's a hole in a box where a pig once was and somebody's making money.
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There's a hole in a box where a pig once was and somebody's making money.


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How was your day at the office dear?

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There is always the manual version. Damned if I can figure out how to get it to invert them though.



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Apparently, I was seriously mistaken in how many experts we have on such subjects currently being discussed in this thread. I had no idea any of our members knew so much about such topics. I don't get out much for sure (obviously) but others apparently do.

Just pulling yer chains gents.

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Apparently, I was seriously mistaken in how many experts we have on such subjects currently being discussed in this thread. I had no idea any of our members knew so much about such topics. I don't get out much for sure (obviously) but others apparently do.

Just pulling yer chains gents.

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You are surprised that this bunch seems to have a lot of experience with a**holes?
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Experience with them?

I am them, and I worked long and hard for my masters degree in azzholiness!

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That pig looks extremely overweight. Pigs will overeat until joy stop them. People over feeding them then getting tired of them is a problem in the pet community. This nonsense about them being smarter than dogs is absurd. My last one was great and all, but no where on par with my Labrador or Dane.
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