Time to jump the border, get muh free chit and sit back. I'm askeered for my life from the cold!

https://amp.theguardian.com...-human-rights-ruling

(uh-huh. No. I'm so used to 4 distinct seasons I miss them when they aren't there. The world just seems wrong without them. )

We dont want you - besides, they have really big grasshoppers down there!

FLORIDA: Its just like Canada...

*Except Warmer. lol

quote Originally posted by htexans1: FLORIDA: Its just like Canada... *Except Warmer. lol

Somehow, I get the idea that MEM and Florida were made for one another. It's a match made in (well, not heaven, but you get the idea)

Interesting fact: If you type "Florida man" into Google image search, the whole first page is nothing but mug shots.

CLICK FOR FULL SIZE

Weeeelllll, if there weren't so many laws there wouldn't be so many people breaking them.

Or at least getting caught doing it

Besides, we still have dibs on that under the pesticides control act. It's called an unlicensed release of methane.

Damn, just broke that one again

The often repeated saying here is:

"Every Floridian's dream is 1 million New Yorkers headed north with a Canadian under each arm."

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quote Originally posted by randye: The often repeated saying here is: "Every Floridian's dream is 1 million New Yorkers headed north with a Canadian under each arm."

Hahaha!!!

When I was 18 / 19... and had just moved to South Florida. I put a huge sign that I taped on my rear window of my Fiero (printed it in GeoWorks Publisher) that said...

"GO BACK TO NEW YORK"


Hahah... I was just being an obnoxious dumb kid... but I got two kinds of people who honked and waved at me... New Yorkers who were pissed, and New Yorkers who thought I was saying we should go to New York cause it's awesome.

Hahaha!!!

quote Originally posted by 82-T/A [At Work]: Hahaha!!! When I was 18 / 19... and had just moved to South Florida. I put a huge sign that I taped on my rear window of my Fiero (printed it in GeoWorks Publisher) that said... "GO BACK TO NEW YORK" Hahah... I was just being an obnoxious dumb kid... but I got two kinds of people who honked and waved at me... New Yorkers who were pissed, and New Yorkers who thought I was saying we should go to New York cause it's awesome. Hahaha!!!

YUP!

One of the things that is always annoying to any Floridian is when someone from "Noo Yawk" or "Joisee" says: "Well UP NORTH we ___________"

The usual response is: "WE DON'T CARE HOW YOU DO IT UP NORTH"