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Got a new truck....for little while by maryjane
Started on: 10-13-2019 01:44 PM
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Wife made me take it back...actually, SHE took it back..

A friend of ours (actually my wife's friend) had bought a new Ford F-150 with all the options and wanted me to come by and look at it so I did.
Nice truck. Asked if I wanted to go for a drive so I got in the passenger seat and she started driving out along the Natl forest and then stopped, put it in 4wd and took off thru the woods.
Came to a clearing, stopped, got out and pulled off her shirt and unsnapped her pants and said "Take what ya want Don", so I moved over in the driver's seat and drove the truck home.

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Report this Post10-13-2019 03:50 PM Click Here to See the Profile for olejoedadSend a Private Message to olejoedadEdit/Delete MessageReply w/QuoteDirect Link to This Post
Is she back yet?
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The above story lacked pizazz.
The one below has too much pizzazz.

When I get divorced I'm going to put a tampon on top of the TV to remind me of the **** that took the VCR...

The balance has now been maintained.
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Pizzaz...is that where that leaning tower is?
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Originally posted by maryjane:
... I moved over in the driver's seat and drove the truck home.


Was your friend in it ? Jane didn't like the F 150 ?
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Was your friend in it ? Jane didn't like the F 150 ?



Not gunna lie... that was my first thought... why not get both. But Don was being respectful as he knows we're in a PC culture now.

Of course, I'm married... so not an option, but if we're considering scenarios...
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Report this Post10-14-2019 10:29 PM Click Here to See the Profile for blackramsSend a Private Message to blackramsEdit/Delete MessageReply w/QuoteDirect Link to This Post
Damn, too bad it was a Ford...……. Jane was right...

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Damn, too bad it was a Ford...……. Jane was right...

Rams



Would it be too obvious if I asked whether or not you prefer the Dodge Ram? hahaha...
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Originally posted by 82-T/A [At Work]:
Would it be too obvious if I asked whether or not you prefer the Dodge Ram? hahaha...


Actually, I prefer a Cummins, regardless of what it is in. See your PMs for why I go by Rams. Has nothing to do with what I drive.

Rams

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Ram pickups are useful....us Ford guys need something to tow to justify the gas it goes through.
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Originally posted by MidEngineManiac:

Ram pickups are useful....us Ford guys need something to tow to justify the gas it goes through.


Glad to hear that. If I were to count up the number of broke dick trucks I've transported, Ford would constitute the vast majority. (Subaru with busted CVT transmissions would be next highest.) What Ford says is true. Most of the trucks Ford has produced are still on the road, I simply don't have enough time to haul them all in. Ironically, I am not in the tow truck business.

Rams

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Report this Post10-17-2019 08:43 PM Click Here to See the Profile for MonkeymanSend a Private Message to MonkeymanEdit/Delete MessageReply w/QuoteDirect Link to This Post
 
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Originally posted by maryjane:

Pizzaz...is that where that leaning tower is?


I believe you're mispronouncing that word. Pizzaz is plural for the (generally) round Italian entrees that usually have cheese, sauce and meat. Sometimes called a "pie" or "a slice". Pizzaz come in various varieties such as Chicago, thin crust or Pan.

Hope this helps.

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