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Thats only 20 minutes from here. DAMN strange to be seeing bears this far south.....BUT, I could use a new rug for the living room

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I fear bears. Why do I fear bears? Bears can run at 30 miles per hour and the OKC Zoo is 30 miles away. That means a bear can be outside this door in an hour. Why would a bear be here? They can smell fear and I fear them.

quote Originally posted by ls3mach: I fear bears. Why do I fear bears? Bears can run at 30 miles per hour and the OKC Zoo is 30 miles away. That means a bear can be outside this door in an hour. Why would a bear be here? They can smell fear and I fear them.

Boonie would just outrun them.

quote Originally posted by Lambo nut: Boonie would just outrun them.

And have.
Just not on the straight-away.

With bears, out-maneuvering IS out-running them.

Not to mention Science still sez I can out-run a horse on a hot day...

quote Originally posted by Boondawg: Not to mention Science still sez I can out-run a horse on a hot day...

Only if it was a chronic smoker all of it's life, .
By the way, my Doberman Pincher wants to challenge you to a race, any day you would like.

quote Originally posted by cliffw: By the way, my Doberman Pincher wants to challenge you to a race, any day you would like.

It’s the horses cooling system that can’t compete with mans.
I don’t know if dogs suffer the same limitation.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0MK7qz13bU

quote Originally posted by Boondawg: It’s the horses cooling system that can’t compete with mans. I don’t know if dogs suffer the same limitation.

Do you want to find out, ? My dog will reach the fence in 2.9 seconds. He will race you and spot you a two second head start, . The race is over when he catches you. You WILL know when that is, .

It's making more sense now. The tortouse and that hare.

quote Originally posted by ls3mach: I fear bears. Why do I fear bears? Bears can run at 30 miles per hour and the OKC Zoo is 30 miles away. That means a bear can be outside this door in an hour. Why would a bear be here? They can smell fear and I fear them.

You don't need to be extremely fast to outrun a bear. You just need to be faster than the person alongside of you.

And when you are not fast enough....

(NSFW, I am only posting the link) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLXN2XPMjoY

Boondawg, my dog says he only has to reach the fence. He goes on to say that you on the other hand, have to reach the other side of the fence, .

quote Originally posted by cliffw: Boondawg, my dog says he only has to reach the fence. He goes on to say that you on the other hand, have to reach the other side of the fence, .

OK, I don't care how fast you are, the talking Doberman wins.
"Don't run away, I'm a friendly dog. Come on over and pet me....closer....closer...."

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quote Originally posted by MidEngineManiac:

Burrito would've been more apt.