Kim decided to make dinner tonight.

Not bad, but she insisted on a bowl of rabbit food..er..I mean salad. I'm thinking no big deal, I can off-set it with a triple bacon-and-sausage death burger later on,

So after we eat I'm putting the leftovers away and see the bag....kale. kale....KALE !!!

I think that stuff kills within 4 hours, so I probably wont be here in the morning.

On the bright side, I wont be around long enough for her to try giving me a pumpkin-spice-soy-late-on-soy-double-the-extra-tofu....I'll go out with black coffee running thru my veins, dammit !!

Dont ever....ever....ever....trust the women to cook. They are just waiting to kill you with Kale.

Been nice knowing ya's.

This should help cheer you up...


Why saving Earth from a rogue asteroid might be harder than we thought
New research suggests space rocks are remarkably hard to shatter.

Meghan Bartels for Space(.com); republished by NBC News; March 5, 2019.
https://www.nbcnews.com/mac...e-thought-ncna979226
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quote Originally posted by rinselberg: This should help cheer you up... Why saving Earth from a rogue asteroid might be harder than we thought New research suggests space rocks are remarkably hard to shatter. Meghan Bartels for Space(.com); republished by NBC News; March 5, 2019. https://www.nbcnews.com/mac...e-thought-ncna979226 Click to show

So, if we are slated to be slaughtered by some super stone soaring through space, surely we shouldn’t sweat the sizzling scourge of global warming, should we?

I guess I'll forgive the murder attempt since she went out and came back with the antidote to Kale..

whoda thunk what a tripple-chocalate New York style cheesecake can cure.

quote Originally posted by MidEngineManiac: I guess I'll forgive the murder attempt since she went out and came back with the antidote to Kale.. whoda thunk what a tripple-chocalate New York style cheesecake can cure.

Well, anorexia, for one thing.

Eh, if the flavor can be hidden it is fine. As Democrats would say, "What difference – at this point, what difference does it make?"

quote Originally posted by FriendGregory: Eh, if the flavor can be hidden it is fine. As Democrats would say, "What difference – at this point, what difference does it make?"

That right there is funny.


And I like kale.

I like potatoes. Thats about my limit for anything you pull out of the ground. I ate a salad once, maybe about 20 years ago and im still healthier than most 1/2 my age. I eat a ton of grease soaked fast foods like fries and burgers. Hamburgers are one of my main food groups. Then come pies/cakes/donuts. Dont forget my minimum of a 6 pack of real Pepsi every day.