I maike sines four a lilving, I kan maike sines four youre howse or bizniss

Saw this outside a tailors shop. The spellings bad, but the correction worse

One time I got some business cards n the tards listed one of the trades as "pluming"
I had em make new ones lol

shem

My favorite one of all time was a note sent home from school from my daughter's elementary school English teacher concerning a writing project she handed in.
" I am sending this home because it is unacceptable. There are too many mispelled words! "
And no, she was not being funny or ironic. I checked.

Or the time my wife and I, 27 years ago were down at the University of Maryland hospital waiting for a procedure. Looking around the room, I see one of the cabinets was labeled "Pillar Cases". Downtown Baltimore, do I need say any more!!