Its planned for tomorrow, let you know how this turns out....
Step #1....reserve the buildings games room as private.
Step#2...acquire alcohol. The more the better.
Step#3...Invite a dozen friends with about 2 dozen dogs over for a beer.
Step#4...Obtain 3 garbage bags FULL of balls, everything from ping-pong to footballs and soccer balls.
Step#5...
Dump the bags on the floor, have a beer, and laugh your guts out...
(We did this a couple years ago and I damn near ended up in an ambulance laughing so hard)....
The whole thing takes about 2 hours to finish...Believe ME they can finish off balls a lot faster than any human can finish off beer...
<edit>...ever seen a Chihuahua argue with a Rottie over a soccer ball ???...
[This message has been edited by MidEngineManiac (edited 11-30-2018).]