Seems some bunch of a-holes have some kind of holiday or sumptin this weekend
I'm in a real special-like quagmire abut the hole thing...
I mean, the muzzies are going to be offended if I fry up some bacon...the animal-rights people are all upset about a bird, the Brits are mad because I chose a nice Irish beer,,,
SO ...I went out and bought a giant-sized can (which offends the minimalists and is probably ill-eagle across 1/2 the world) of...frackIT ALL.
The best turkey-roasting, bacon-frying, redneck sauce there is on the market.
Now excuse me, I have to go shove some bread up a dead birds ass............
And happy Thanksgiving to my US friends.
