A young woman brought her fiancé home to meet her parents. After dinner, her
mother told the girl's father to find out about the young man.

The father invited the fiancé to his study for a talk.
"So, what are your plans?" the father asked the young man.

"I am a biblical scholar," he replied

"A biblical scholar, hmmm?" the father said. "Admirable, but what will you
do to provide a nice house for my daughter to live in?"

"I will study," the young man replied, "and God will provide for us."

"And how will you buy her a beautiful engagement ring, such as she
deserves?" asked the father.

"I will concentrate on my studies," the young man replied, "God will provide
for us."

"And children?" asked the father. "How will you support children?"

"Don't worry, sir, God will provide," replied the fiancé.

The conversation proceeded like this...and each time the father questioned,
the young idealist insisted that God would provide.

Later, the mother asked, "How did your talk go, honey?"

The father answered, "another Democrat, He has no job, he has no plans, and he thinks I'm God."

lmfao!

shem

Oh, crap that's funny.

A friend of mine recently texted a short, romantic note to his wife while he was away on a football weekend, and he missed one small "e".

No problem you might say. Not so! This tiny error has caused him to seek Police protection just to enter his own house.

He wrote, "Hi darling, I'm enjoying and experiencing the best time of my whole life, and I wish you were her!

[This message has been edited by texasfiero (edited 07-07-2018).]

quote Originally posted by texasfiero: A friend of mine recently texted a short, romantic note to his wife while he was away on a football weekend, and he missed one small "e". No problem you might say. Not so! This tiny error has caused him to seek Police protection just to enter his own house. He wrote, "Hi darling, I'm enjoying and experiencing the best time of my whole life, and I wish you were her!

quote Originally posted by williegoat:

toooooo funnny