In a room full of potatoes, I am often found to be the most intelligent.

Don't believe everything you think.

"I wanted to write something profound."

Never make a threat you're instantly prepared to carry out.

That's actually one of my rules concerning child rearing. But it works pretty much everywhere.

"You can only be a child once, but you can be immature forever." - My high school senior yearbook quote.


And then one day when I was drunk I came up with...

"The true test of a man is not in how he handles his successes, but in how he handles his failures."

... but I think some former president (maybe TR?) came up with something similar already, so I digress...

"It's the fuzz! Run!"

quote Originally posted by williegoat: "It's the fuzz! Run!"

Oh, hell no. Its Canada....give them a Timmies and they will join right in with ya !!!!

"Gigantism in penguins evolved more than once."
~ Gerald Mayr


Oh wait, that's not a Self Made quote. Here's a Self Made quote:

quote 'Gigantism in penguins evolved more than once.' ~ Gerald Mayr

~ rinselberg (2018)


Because I would not want to be accused of Plagiarizing my very own self.

[This message has been edited by rinselberg (edited 01-02-2018).]

"Life is fatal"

Mine is more of a response to the concept of someone responding to the fact that someone believes something, by saying "how can you believe that what you believe is the right way, the only way?"
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I don't recommend you, I, or anyone else pretend to believe something that they don't think is the right way, correct thing, or true. How could I be honest with myself and say believe what I believe and what you believe are both true when they clearly cant exist together?

My parents told me I could be anything, so I became an a-hole.