Mr. Baldwin, the biology teacher called on Mary, "Can you tell me the part of the body that, under the right conditions, expands to six times it's normal size, and state the conditions."

Mary gasped and said in a huff, "Why, Mr. Baldwin! That is an inappropriate question and my parents are going to hear of it when I get home!" She sat down, red-faced.

"Susan, can you tell me the answer?" asked Mr. Baldwin

"The pupil of the eye, under dark conditions," said Susan.

"Correct. Now Mary, I have three things to say to you. First, you have not studied your lesson. Second, you have a dirty mind. And third, boy are you going to be disappointed someday!"

Are we sure we can even tell a joke like that now and not get reported to the PC police?

Funny...................

No, I didn't mean that, I mis-spoke, I meant it was way over the line.

[This message has been edited by blackrams (edited 12-28-2017).]

quote Originally posted by blackrams: ...I meant it was way over the line.

I tend to be a bit low key, but I try.

6 times? Ouch! On both sides of the equation. You'd probably get light headed, at least.