| quote | Originally posted by MidEngineManiac:
I happen to like my lifestyle. I got to spent my nap last night/morning with my arm wrapped around a girl I'm not married to, with a dog curled up at the foot of the bed. AFTER a pork-and-beer post-work dinner.
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Well, you aren't getting any younger and the MEMory isn't what it once was, so don't get those three mixed up.
You could end up with your arm around the pork, the girl at the foot of the bed and eating the dog.
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You could end up with your arm around the dog, the pork at the foot of the bed and eating the girl. Actually that one still works, never mind.
Just watch the dog. They like pork.
You're welcome.