BREAKING NEWS: FEDERAL LAW NOW REQUIRES ALL THE FREE PRESS TO PRINT FACTUAL INFORMATION (anything unproven must be marked or titled "Opinion, Editorial or )

BREAKING NEWS: HRC INDICTED

BREAKING NEWS: PRESIDENT TRUMP VOWS TO STOP TWEETING

BREAKING NEWS: BEN & JERRY'S BUTTER PECAN ICE CREAM TAINTED WITH VIAGRA

BREAKING NEWS: UNEMPLOYMENT REACHES ALL TIME LOW

BREAKING NEWS: GM TO BRING PONTIAC BACK

BREAKING NEWS: FLYING SAUCER LANDS, ALIENS LOOKING FOR MISSING FATHER, (they think he's hiding near CLEAVELAND, TEXAS

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Ron

Isn't it strange that after a bombing, everyone blames the bomber, his upbringing, his environment, his culture, his mental state but …
after a shooting, the problem is the gun....

Open your frigg'n minds, think about all the other tools that can be made into WMDs.


If you wish to upset a Conservative, lie to him.
If you wish to upset a Liberal, tell him the truth.

Men Everywhere Rejoice! Marriage Declared Unconstitutional; All Marriages Annulled!

Racial Equality For Everyone: All Minority Special-Privilege Laws Repealed!

Snowflakes Go The Way Of Lemmings: Mass Suicides World Wide As Millennials Realize They AREN'T Special.

Justice For The Little Guy: Government Found Guilty Of Squandering Tax Money; All Politicians Forced To Pay Refunds Out Of Pocket.

Drug Epidemic At An End: Last Junkie On The Planet Dies In Gutter.

Automakers Give A Sigh Of Relief: California Sinks To The Bottom Of The Ocean; Arnold Schwarzenegger Claims "I'll be Back!".

Hero Or Villain? MEM Goes Postal And Takes Out Entire Parliament; Judge Declares Self-Defense.

GM Saved: Tesla Buys Rights To Pontiac; Vows To Release All-New Monster Fiero in 2020.

New Study: Facebook Shrinks Your Testicles.

Man's New Best Friend: Sex Clones Now Legal; Dogs Vow To Continue Fight.

Economy Deemed Too Strong: New Laws Limit Work Week To Three Days.

Apocalypse Confirmed: 4 Horsemen Sighted In Delaware. People Rejoice; President Throwing End Of The World Party Tonight.

Naw, wont work Stubby.

I actually do have pity for dumb beasts..... And thats ALL you are gonna find in Parliment.

"Rib-Eyes %50 off!"

"Criminals Serve"

"Death Penalty Reinstated For Horse Thieves"

"Drivers To Be Tested As To Abilities And Grouped Accordingly"

""Facts Proceed Feelings In Court Of Law", Rules Supreme Court After Taking All Seats Lost By Incompetent Liberal Judges"

BLM And Antifa Execute Protest March, From California To Hawaii!

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quote Originally posted by Khw: BLM And Antifa Execute Protest March, From California To Africa!

FTFY

The headline I would like to see ?

"After Years Of Marriage, Cliffw and Cindi, Reach A Truce".

The next headline you will see is ...

"C&C Truce Breaks Down"

A TRUCE??

Lucky b-turd. With my exes I'd be happy for a cease fire.

' Elected representative agree to stop trying to bury each other and actually do something positive' Details to follow...'
'Muslims universally agree to live in peace among themselves and non Muslims'
' Gas companies agree to stop raising prices "because they can" especially during holidays'
'FIERO GT taillight NOS found! Thousand of sets therefore selling for only $150.00'
' USA determines that income tax is not needed'
'Divorce Lawyers are banned from practicing in the US'
'English is made the official language in the US'

quote Originally posted by MidEngineManiac: Lucky b-turd.

Lucky ? For 20 years ? Some days are better than others. Tomorrow don't look too good.

The one most thing I love about my wife is, she will tell me what she thinks. She doesn't think like I do.

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"Miniaturization and teleportation made possible"

I'm in the process of moving across Florida and I'm getting really tired. lol

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Whade' "Darkwing" Duck
Fieroless (11/18/12)

quote Originally posted by viperine: FTFY

That works to!

Sanity and personal responsibility return.

quote Originally posted by 2.5: Sanity and personal responsibility return.

After the "alleged" suicide attack in Manchester, England, the evidence is overwhelming that we'll never see that headline.

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Ron

Isn't it strange that after a bombing, everyone blames the bomber, his upbringing, his environment, his culture, his mental state but …
after a shooting, the problem is the gun....
Open your frigg'n minds, think about all the other tools that can be made into WMDs.

I sincerely hope that life is never discovered on another planet because, sure as hell Progressives and Socialists will want to send them money.

BREAKING NEWS: Nothing..at all... happened in the world today.