Finally a time where I an drunk and remember to post here and my droids spellcheck can once again flex its muscles to make my type completely legible! So basically I'm smashed and reading NIN lyrics trying to decided what to make my fb status because I still care what my ex gf thinks even though she is a heartless lying manipulative &#$*$?@?!/ Lulz. Oh wow. I told her all about my fiero haha. I talked it up so much and it isn't even on the road yet haha. I am trying to decide which girl from work to rode in the passenger seat to pick up my stuff from her house. Gotta get that spintech installed before though. And the motor mounts. And the passenger winddow. Damn rain makes this take so long. Hahai love this thread.
This is definitely a drunk post. Congratulations!
EDIT: Page domination F*** YEAH.
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If ind this thread and make a drunk pist... very bporuf of myself you guys. been a goodnight not even allthat cudrnk but cwnt comprehend what to write,looks soj funy to me hahaha. I mske a druink post on the interwebz lawl. heres a good pictars of what I wfeel laik
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Finally I am able to use a computer while I am drunk. Nothing like beer pong, I would have my buddy post but I don't think hes able to even use his legs.
I just did a crawl with my old friend Adam through about 20 honky tonks in Nashville. Saw over 30 different bands play today. No cover charge. Six beers and 7 glasses of wine later, I feel.. well, just a little tipsy. I have NEVER been a cheap date at the bar... but man, other than the high 90s temps, it was a damn good night.
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Finally I am able to use a computer while I am drunk. Nothing like beer pong, I would have my buddy post but I don't think hes able to even use his legs.
ND: something new...Southern Comfort Sweet Tea cocktail. My wife called me and said it is half price. Do I want it? suuuuure, honey, i'll give it a shot.
I'll have you all know that I"m drinking now specifically because I came across this thread and decided tha tI MUST post in it. But I think I'm far too coherent when I'm drunk, more so when I'm only buzzed like this, less os when I'm completely straight and anxious about life in general. Being up so late doesn't help matters because I tend to ramble liek this.. not so much if the alcohol had more time to kick in. oh well. Not correcting typos btw.
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I have discovered Sailor Jerry's rum and The Kraken. Both are pretty good. Sailor Jerrys' with coke or vanilla coke, Kraken with cherry coke. (Crack 'n' Coke). Both put anything like Captain to shame. It tastes like nail polish remover. Vodka can kiss my left ass. It has no character.
But I assess that I now redress and digress ( and probably obsess and repress far too much to impress whne I might have more success if I finesse to excess). It's good to be back on the forums after so long. I missed this place.
Did this place miss me? Did it even knwo I was gone? Now I'm actually curious. What do people on here think of me anyway? At least I have more of a grene bar than red. You've all always been helpful (usually always, lol) but I can't say I've made any real friends to speak of. Thanks for all of the help in the past and in the future.
P.S. Changed my mind a bit... Vodka is okay in a black or white Russian.
Yay! I am drunk, went beck to the woods to have a three man bonfire, it was pretty good, but those darn misquitoes ran us out of the woods and i siad i just had to ost in this thread. I dont even care if their laughing at me...
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So I'm slowly getting there after a 6 pack of Fosters and 5 24oz Modelo Especial's. I drink and think up some crazy $hit that people never wonder about so here it goes.......
Here in California we have a huge mix of all nationalities especially in San Francisco and the Peninsula. A lot of Asian people like to have their family members move here but most of the older parents/grandparents never learn to speak English. My question is this.......how do they text message using American cell phones if they cannot speak English? If I am not mistaken, most of the Chinese/Japanese language is character writings and our cell phones simply have the alphabet. I have never seen character writings translated to English so how is text messaging done between the 2 cultures? Is there a translator program for cell phones?
OK, I've had plenty to drink. Perhaps you could explain to the nice folks here why stealing people's Fieros is OK? You hold yourself out as the leader of Fiero activities in California, how do you reconcile that with your theft of Fieros from others? Don't say that you don't; I can and will prove that you do.
I've been away for a while; now I'm back. You know what you did and now karma is coming to get you. You think in your Republican way that you're so smart but you're just a common thief. If you want to get your friend Andrew to shut me up then send him over; I'm at home and would welcome his visit.
Hey, I've had a few drinks myself - but I still know that Fierobear (John Szpara) is a thief. That's not going to change; both he and I know what happened and I will never forgive him. If he wants to hold himself out as a supporter of Fiero owners - that's a lie. I can prove it.
He uses his friend Andrew as his "hammer" - he's mentally ill, so he's succeptible to Fierobear's blandishments. No problem; If Andrew wants to come and visit I'd be thrilled to welcome him into my home. Really; no problem. I'm at home and if Andrew wants to stop by I'm prepared to deal with him appropriately. Really; bring it on. Come on, Andrew; bring your insurance card and be sure you're defending something you believe in. It doesn't matter much to me; you'll fare the same no matter what, loser.
Really; you're a liar and a thief. That's the truth and you can't deny it.
Wow, finally buzzed enough to post here again. Johnny Walker Black. Not as good as the s*** that Toddster brought to Westfest...Johnny Walker Blue, 50 year old scotch...but it'll do. Thanks, Costco!
A few more belts of this stuff, and 84Bill might start to make sense. Uh, oh...better stop drinking then.
Why don't you let us know when stealing other peoples Fieros is a good idea?
I hate to call you a common thief - but that's what you are, isn't it?
Don't thank me, I'll be here for a long time - making sure that people understand your crimes. No problem; I've got time and it's a good thing to do.
Okay, so I have had more drinks then I can remember. Rare occasion for me being drunk... But, I did have 3 rather attractive sisters grinding on me with my wifes approval and her inviting 2 of them to come home with us, LOL. Of course those 2 were also kissing my wife on the neck... Bad thing is they are daughters of a good freind of ours although they all were between 21 and 25... But sadly I don't think I could betray their trust like that .
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Well we've been at the county fair and drinking jim beam and hamm's. Just made it home, and it's dinner time. So my steering's been loose on the fiero. For the last couple days it's been swaying back and forth in the lane(not too bad) but I don't enjoy it. One of the things I have loved is the tight steering and the hard corners. I don't admit to knowing much about steering and suspension so who wants to help me out.. I have a VW baja bug and it does the same thing. The culprit in the VW is worn out king pins and link pins. What about the fiero huh? What do I need to buy? Dierks Bentley was playing at the fair tonight and I even met him by the rides after the concert, he's a pretty nice guy hahaha.
SO I didn't read any previous posts but I don't think anyone has and I hit the backspace a lot because I am drunk but I can still rexcognzier what I am typeing, but i just decide3d to not hit backspace and you can tell. its ahrd not to do it because I do it automatically. my face is numnb and i am playing baclk ips. i need to sober up before i pass out, its really hard to do. I dont feeel very welll nut thatsw hat I get for drinming, i had fun, and like i said its really hard to not backspace but I think all in all im doing prdtty dwelll, idk lol...i hope i dont regret posting this, which i thihnk i will....but im drunk so its ok, rihgttt????
oh oh and I had a sex on the beach, surfer on acid, red headed slut, a peach trash can.........kamikazee,,,,, and i think thats it...all on an empty stomach
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