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Only post in this thread when you're drunk by fierobear
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Originally posted by Boondawg:
I don't hear many stories anymore.
Kinda sad.

No, not at all.
Do you want to hear about the one when my dog farted ? Didn't think so, .
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It's New Years Eve...wait, it's 2:27am PT...New Year's Day...and drinking my traditional drink for this night...Southern Comfort. Good buzz.

happy new yaar, folkas
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,,, and in my best literary voice, I say, "Somewhere off in the distance, a frog farts.".

I don't hear many stories anymore.
Kinda sad.



The storytellers got tired of the stench of frog farts

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Originally posted by Boondawg:

New Years still 1 hour away for me. I guess Alaska is the last U.S. State to enter the New Year?
Nice mellow buzz going with a 48 hour marathon of The Twilight Zone in the background.
Episode - To Serve Man.
"It's a cookbook!"
Nice.



 
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Happy New Year everyone from the Aloha State! We're the last...

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How did I know that this would pop up after last night!

haha

Not drunk now....but last night I was....a bottle of some sweet German wine, Wild Turkey and Bud Light, probably not the best idea I ever had!!
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Originally posted by sarabear:

How did I know that this would pop up after last night!

haha

Not drunk now....but last night I was....a bottle of some sweet German wine, Wild Turkey and Bud Light, probably not the best idea I ever had!!


And now she's pissed 'cause that damned fly is walking too loudly.

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I'm drunk bumping this ***** !

Here's to not having class until 2:30 tomorrow!

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Trying to stay awake while on night shift, while I'm on my days off. Adding to to my MP3 file collection and reading W.E.B. Griffin novels, for something to do, Gotta be quiet, since the wife and kids are alseep. Whoever said Yukon Jack was good stuff needs their head examined. Coke and Dew only make it somewhat palatable. I'll probably have a nasty headache tomorrow.
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I suee surrwe surrer Grr I have Dyslexia really bad. Are ya sure ya want me to past anything. HEH Whered that spell checker. Its never right
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Just mixed together Clamato Juice, Soy sauce and Negra Modelo. I fully expected to pour it down the drain in disgust after two sips, but it ain't half bad.
Now I am grilling a Tuna steak massaged with sesame oil and encrusted with sea salt and course ground black pepper, still frozen in the middle so it will be RARE inside.

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Just went on the worst date of m ylife with the HOTTEST red head I have ever seen. She works with mentally challenged childeren. Imagine how much fun it was to listen to her talk about retarted kids calling HER mom for 45 minutes. FML

8 shots of vodka
3 sam adams
one coors light
one shot of 1001 nights
and 2 irsh car bombs later......i hate that girl, and the 45 dollar meal i paid for.
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ND: Southern Comfort, because I was feeling too damn cheap to buy good Scotch tonight.
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Originally posted by WBailey1041:

Just went on the worst date of m ylife with the HOTTEST red head I have ever seen. She works with mentally challenged childeren. Imagine how much fun it was to listen to her talk about retarted kids calling HER mom for 45 minutes. FML

8 shots of vodka
3 sam adams
one coors light
one shot of 1001 nights
and 2 irsh car bombs later......i hate that girl, and the 45 dollar meal i paid for.


If it's any consolation, you spent around $22.50 for YOUR meal and it looks like you had some decent drinks and got a buzz. Only the other $22.50 was wasted.
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I'm not drunk but have something to say...if your drinking don't ****ing drive! I almost just died because of a drunk driver.
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Post drunkin post: Wife and I went out for dinner lastnight. We had her friend with us and convinced her to drive. We had a nice juicy steak and some of the best chili cheese fries I have ever had. We also had several drinks, except the friend that drove us. Our 14 year old said lastnight when we got home, "I like it when Mommy gets drunk, she's funny".

We rarely drink, this is the first drinks we have had this year and probably won't have anymore for several months.
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Aaahhhh...finally have some scotch again. Decent Scotch. Johnny Walker Black. Can't afford Blue, so this'll have to do!
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Mmmmm. Scotch. Thanks, Costco!
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//www.fiero.nl/forum/F...072017.html#lastpost

Taking the kids money me thinks!
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Drinking cheap brandy, because I'm out of stochs. gotta go to Costco tooroorw.

Thinking of the Tyler's ov fe world. Damn. *toast raised*

psl -i ditn' correct speeling errosrs, becuase i don't tive a s***

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Just remebered this thread exists. Had a sixpack of skullbusters.A pluss for the first person that can define a skullbuster.
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wow thought i was fine three tall beers and 151 wow its hitting me now from 930-12:00
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whoah ..now i seez why conservatism make sense ...
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whoah ..now i seez why conservatism make sense ...


Because you'd rather feel good than shitty? Welcome to our club.

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I don't got's me no beer.

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I don't got's me no beer.



Mmmmm...would that be nice...scotch and those boobs. Mmmmmm.

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Originally posted by WBailey1041:

Just went on the worst date of m ylife with the HOTTEST red head I have ever seen. She works with mentally challenged childeren. Imagine how much fun it was to listen to her talk about retarted kids calling HER mom for 45 minutes. FML



Sorry, I'm breaking the rules by posting in this thread while sober, but I had to say that this post about the hot red head and the "retarted" kids made me laugh!

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Originally posted by WBailey1041:

Just went on the worst date of m ylife with the HOTTEST red head I have ever seen. She works with mentally challenged childeren. Imagine how much fun it was to listen to her talk about retarted kids calling HER mom for 45 minutes. FML

8 shots of vodka
3 sam adams
one coors light
one shot of 1001 nights
and 2 irsh car bombs later......i hate that girl, and the 45 dollar meal i paid for.


The part you don't get is, you probibly just threw away a real keeper.
Anyone that finds joy in a difficult job like that, will put up with a TON of **** from her man!
She would SAY anything, BE anything, and DO anything, for the man she loved.
You couldda' been KING!

And you blew it.

Ah, to be young & dumb again.............

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Originally posted by Boondawg:

She would SAY anything, BE anything, and DO anything, for the man she loved.



Wow Boonie, you're assuming a heck of a lot about this woman!
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Wow Boonie, you're assuming a heck of a lot about this woman!


Although we'll never know, i'll bet i'm right.

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Although we'll never know, i'll bet i'm right.



Pretty easy to make a bet that'll never be collected on.

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Pretty easy to make a bet that'll never be collected on.


True.
But from my expirience, women that work in those types of professions are usually very patient & forgiving.

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Not drunk, just a "test" post. Excuuuuse me..!
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Not drunk, just a "test" post. Excuuuuse me..!


Welcome!

Your first post at Pennocks is in the drinking thread?
You gonna do juuuuuuuuust fine!
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No, not at all.
Do you want to hear about the one when my dog farted ? Didn't think so, .


Cliff, we don't want to know anything about your dogs!!!

Changing the subject back to the topic, I'm working a 12ver of Sam Adams Cheery Wheat, I'm well into it...

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Uncommon Stout Growler - Coffee Infused Oatmeal Stout which is now my personal #1. Very good and comes in a kick ass container!

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Join the chat, nothing like typing life while drunk, wahoo no spell check
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Ya that spell checker,,,, never right. Boon I think ya right.. I don't remember what it was you was right about. OOMY my head hurts all ready. I look in see laterZ Night all!!!
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Originally posted by Tinton:

What about high? Ahhh, I can't wait to be in Amsterdam in a couple weeks .

I also have a slight buzz from earlier. Went out to a pub with some friends and had a couple pints of Guinness.


Amaizing!! I just had two Guinness' tonight. Of course I had three beers (Coors Lights) for dinner. The Guinness' are my desert.

Cordially,
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