Since the season is almost on us, and I have grown tired of selling the Ingloo Kits and Ski Hill Kits of past years, I am excited to bring a BRAND NEW product to market this year !!
Genuine Canadian UN-ASSEMBLED SNOWMAN KITS !!!!!
Just think of the fun the kids will have with our (patent-pending) self-load system. You can load as many or as few UN-ASSEMBLED SNOWMAN KITS as you like into your vehical, and you SAVE on shipping by picking them up yourself. FAMILY FUN, MEMORIES THAT WILL LAST A LIFETIME.
Hurry and reserve YOUR kitt NOW, pick-up dates are limited, and all this fun PLUS potentially unlimited snowmen for only $799.95 with NO shipping or handling charges !!! *
(*cost of Rub A5-35 and Tylenol for strained back not included. A signed waiver is required. Ambulatory transpotation for persons suffering heart attacks while self-load their kits arranged for $999.99 extra, plus administration fee)
They do that from time to time. Since we just got a fresh shipment in yesterday, I can offer you not one, but 2 FREE replacement self-loading snowman kits to make up for your loss. However, to prevent such sad losses in the future, might I suggest re-locating to Nanuvit in order to properly care for your kits.