How about renting a U-Haul pickup and a flatbed trailer or a dolly?
Google "UHAUL" on your cell phone for nearest location. Sorry about your troubles.
"Kilgore Trout once wrote a short story which was a dialogue between two pieces of yeast. They were discussing the possible purposes of life as they ate sugar and suffocated in their own excrement. Because of their limited intelligence, they never came close to guessing that they were making champagne." - Kurt Vonnegut