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How people get here (Or: The strangest keywords for finding PFF) by Cliff Pennock
Started on: 12-01-2013 08:59 PM
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Report this Post12-01-2013 08:59 PM Click Here to See the Profile for Cliff PennockClick Here to visit Cliff Pennock's HomePageSend a Private Message to Cliff PennockEdit/Delete MessageReply w/QuoteDirect Link to This Post
Not so long ago, I signed up for the Google Webmaster Tools page for PFF just out of curiosity. It creates all kinds of reports that can help you increase your site's visibility in Google (Search). One of those reports is a list of most common search queries that leads people to your site.

Now, it wasn't all too surprising to see that when people search for "Fiero", the average position of PFF in the search results is 3.0. I was equally not surprised that when people search for "pennocks", PFF's average position is 1.1.

But a few other did surprise me. Here's my top 10 of strange search queries that lead to PFF:

10. "free autocheck" (avg. pos: 2.9) - You would think that with such a generic query, thousands of other sites would pop up before PFF. Oddly enough, PFF is usually listed in the top three search results.

9. "alternator diode" (avg. pos: 4.1) - Again, it surprises me that a thread on PFF is considered more relevant to alternator diodes than, say, a wiki page explaining how alternator diodes work...

8. "did the titanic really sink" (avg. pos: 5.1) - Yes, we all know PFF is a great place to discuss your conspiracy theories. But a page one ranking higher than pages on sites like "Science Illustrated" and "Wikipedia" with articles on the subject? Wow.

7. "lawsuit paid in full: samsung pays apple $1 billion sending 30 trucks full of 5 cent coins" (avg. pos: 8.9). Ok, it's not really the fact a thread on PFF shows up when you search for this sentence that surprised me, but the fact that in the past month over 1,300 people searched for that exact phrase...

6. "is brake checking illegal" (avg. pos: 3.6) - At least this one is car related.

5. "110v to 12v" (avg. pos: 8.0) - With tons and tons of (electronics) sites out there discussing how to build 110v to 12v circuits, and thousands of eBay sellers selling 110v to 12V adapters, PFF is in the first page of the search results when you search for this.

4. "hillbilly motor swap" (avg. pos: 1.0) - 160,000 results and PFF comes up as the number one search results...

3. "limewire alternative 2013" (avg. pos: 1.8) - Apparently, thousands of people looking for a limewire alternative end up here, on PFF.

2. "is seth gold gay" (avg. pos: 6.3) - I don't know who Seth Gold is, but apparently if people want to know if he's gay or not, they find their answer on PFF.

And the number 1 strangest keywords for finding PFF:

1. "miss canada camel toe" (avg. pos: 6.9) - Seriously. This is on the first page of Google Webmaster Tools' list of keywords how people find PFF. And it has a CTR (Click Through Rate) of 30%. So one out of three people searching for this lady, end up on PFF.
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Originally posted by Cliff Pennock:

1. "miss canada camel toe" (avg. pos: 6.9) - Seriously. This is on the first page of Google Webmaster Tools' list of keywords how people find PFF. And it has a CTR (Click Through Rate) of 30%. So one out of three people searching for this lady, end up on PFF.


Wow I was not aware that this was such a big problem in Canada.
Thank you for bringing it to my attention.
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Originally posted by Cliff Pennock:

And the number 1 strangest keywords for finding PFF:

1. "miss canada camel toe" (avg. pos: 6.9) - Seriously. This is on the first page of Google Webmaster Tools' list of keywords how people find PFF. And it has a CTR (Click Through Rate) of 30%. So one out of three people searching for this lady, end up on PFF.


That list was very entertaining, but the #1 item was definitely a highlight for some odd reason. Brb gotta hit the bathroom for a little bit
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Report this Post12-01-2013 09:11 PM Click Here to See the Profile for ShockWaveSend a Private Message to ShockWaveEdit/Delete MessageReply w/QuoteDirect Link to This Post
On the first page of search results, too. Heh...

[This message has been edited by ShockWave (edited 12-01-2013).]

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Report this Post12-01-2013 09:22 PM Click Here to See the Profile for JefrysukoSend a Private Message to JefrysukoEdit/Delete MessageReply w/QuoteDirect Link to This Post
How many people get to PFF looking for info on how to correct the scaling on their printer or the latest train routes?
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LOL! Some of those are pretty funny.

Seth Gold is one of the stars on Hardcore Pawn. A Reality show here. Its a pretty good show (to me).
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Seth Gold is one of the stars on Hardcore Pawn. A Reality show here. Its a pretty good show (to me).


What the world really dos not care about is, is he really gay?

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I have the same Resource for my site www.vikingsnowmobile.com and it is funny to see what search is used to get to my site.
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Report this Post12-01-2013 11:17 PM Click Here to See the Profile for nitroheadz28Send a Private Message to nitroheadz28Edit/Delete MessageReply w/QuoteDirect Link to This Post
Pff is currently the first result for the camel toe picture. Ha
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Report this Post12-02-2013 01:14 AM Click Here to See the Profile for XThirtySevenSend a Private Message to XThirtySevenEdit/Delete MessageReply w/QuoteDirect Link to This Post
Renaming my car "Miss Canadas Camel Toe" and my build thread will be "Hillbilly Motor Swap"
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Originally posted by Cliff Pennock:

Not so long ago, I signed up for the Google Webmaste


And the number 1 strangest keywords for finding PFF:

1. "miss canada camel toe" (avg. pos: 6.9) - Seriously. This is on the first page of Google Webmaster Tools' list of keywords how people find PFF. And it has a CTR (Click Through Rate) of 30%. So one out of three people searching for this lady, end up on PFF.


I'm sensing the need for a new section.
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Report this Post12-02-2013 02:05 AM Click Here to See the Profile for pontiackid86Send a Private Message to pontiackid86Edit/Delete MessageReply w/QuoteDirect Link to This Post
I laughed hysterically...
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Originally posted by Jake_Dragon:

Wow I was not aware that this was such a big problem in Canada.


"Problem"? Get with the program, Jake... it's a blessing!
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Report this Post12-02-2013 03:49 AM Click Here to See the Profile for mattwaSend a Private Message to mattwaEdit/Delete MessageReply w/QuoteDirect Link to This Post
This is hilarious. I googled "free autocheck" and the PFF thread was the 2nd result listed. Haha.

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We can now replace "Who is John Galt?" with "Who is Seth Gold?"
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Report this Post12-02-2013 08:01 AM Click Here to See the Profile for fierosoundClick Here to visit fierosound's HomePageSend a Private Message to fierosoundEdit/Delete MessageReply w/QuoteDirect Link to This Post
That IS an odd list for sure - mostly OT threads too.

Our club website is #2 when looking for - Fiero Club - but no PFF.

It probably wouldn't hurt to add them to PFF's keyword list.

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Wouldn't Miss Canada have a "Moose toe"?

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Originally posted by Cliff Pennock:


4. "hillbilly motor swap" (avg. pos: 1.0) - 160,000 results and PFF comes up as the number one search results...


We are the experts on this subject
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Wouldn't Miss Canada have a "Moose toe"?

Kevin


No, God no what is wrong with you.
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Wouldn't Miss Canada have a "Moose toe"?

Kevin


It's moose knuckle
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It's moose knuckle


LOL Not sure why, but I find that picture hilarious. Maybe it's late and I should go to bed.
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Report this Post04-29-2014 09:04 PM Click Here to See the Profile for Jason88NotchieSend a Private Message to Jason88NotchieEdit/Delete MessageReply w/QuoteDirect Link to This Post
Oh god...I so need to bring this one back to life!!!!
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Jason,
Thanks for bringing this thread back to life. That was freakin' hilarious! This Forum is truly like no other.
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just looking at the stuff I missed over the last few years.
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Miss Canada is apparently a yoyo smuggler.......
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