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Study: Pontiac Fiero Totally Makes Chicks Wet! by Str8lineJKing
Started on: 08-13-2013 01:44 AM
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Last post by: pontiackid86 on 08-15-2013 11:04 AM
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Click The Link! Check It Out!
Study: Pontiac Fiero Totally Makes Chicks Wet!

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Report this Post08-13-2013 05:22 AM Click Here to See the Profile for steve308Send a Private Message to steve308Edit/Delete MessageReply w/QuoteDirect Link to This Post
Could just be the sun roof leaking.
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Report this Post08-13-2013 07:31 AM Click Here to See the Profile for IIKoolClick Here to Email IIKoolSend a Private Message to IIKoolEdit/Delete MessageReply w/QuoteDirect Link to This Post
Does the same thing to me. Standing there with a polishing rag on a good hot day, Not only wet but soaked
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Well, considering I`m 56 I should either be getting girls that are younger or I have missed out on all of the fun.
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I made a drive out to my parent's house a while back to visit, while I was there we cleaned all the cars, and about a dozen baby chicks from the coop came up to me while I was rinsing off the Fiero and got a bit wet. They were so excited they scurried away in pleasure. Does that count?
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Story from 2009. BS story - might as well have been in the National Enquirer...

No such person as Professor Mary Sontenberg.
Closest I came up with was Sonnenberg on the other side of the country.
http://www.hdfs.udel.edu/content/mary-sonnenberg

From Phil's Facebook profile:

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Studied Dendrochronology at UC-Larely
(tree-ring dating is the scientific method of dating based on the analysis of patterns of tree rings)

Perhaps he OWNS a Fiero and was hoping to snag "chicks" in his home-town of Larely??

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Originally posted by fierosound:

Story from 2009. BS story - might as well have been in the National Enquirer...

No such person as Professor Mary Sontenberg.
Closest I came up with was Sonnenberg on the other side of the country.
http://www.hdfs.udel.edu/content/mary-sonnenberg

Why spoil the fun with the facts?
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by steve308:


Why spoil the fun with the facts?


Thats what im sayin'! I knew it was a gag when i read it. But i still figured everyone would get a kick out of it if they hadn't seen it.

As a side note, i can second the post about the sunroof making chicks wet. Lol. Luckily i have managed to get it to the point now where it only leaks
on my side instead of hers.
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Str8lineJKing

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"All echoed similar
sentiments that though
they weren’t sure why,
something about the Fiero
made them feel warm and
flush on their face, neck,
and chest. Almost all of them
also remarked that the Fiero
seemed to totally make them wet."


I mean, Seriously. This is just funny to read. I especially like this part,


"Secondly, it’s no secret that chicks love danger,
and the Fiero’s reputation for engine fires plays right into that.”
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Report this Post08-13-2013 03:13 PM Click Here to See the Profile for dematrix86gtClick Here to Email dematrix86gtSend a Private Message to dematrix86gtEdit/Delete MessageReply w/QuoteDirect Link to This Post
Only here in arkansas does this work. lol
 
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Originally posted by Fiero84Freak:

I made a drive out to my parent's house a while back to visit, while I was there we cleaned all the cars, and about a dozen baby chicks from the coop came up to me while I was rinsing off the Fiero and got a bit wet. They were so excited they scurried away in pleasure. Does that count?


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It works here in Texas as well, just as long as your with your cousin.............
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Before I was married, there was a time some of that was true...
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Report this Post08-14-2013 02:37 AM Click Here to See the Profile for dematrix86gtClick Here to Email dematrix86gtSend a Private Message to dematrix86gtEdit/Delete MessageReply w/QuoteDirect Link to This Post
Thats just wrong!! but funny as hell!!!!!!
 
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It works here in Texas as well, just as long as your with your cousin.............


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...but it's posted on the interweb so it must be true!
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Uhhhhhh, Bonjour!
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quote from study :As part of the study, chicks from ages 18-45 were hooked up to equipment that measured heart rate and also rate of breath. They were then shown pictures of numerous different automobiles and asked a variety of questions. All in all, 98% of chicks experienced an increase in heart rate and also began taking shorter, quicker breaths when the picture of the Fiero was shown.

This can all be explained in two words! SHITTY BRAKES!!

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So thats why I havent had any luck with girls lately.... Its been about 2 years since ive driven a fiero...
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Originally posted by pontiackid86:

So thats why I havent had any luck with girls lately.... Its been about 2 years since ive driven a fiero...


This makes me ponder...
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Originally posted by steve308:

Could just be the sun roof leaking.


I second that.

I think it was designed to let just a little bit of water
in just to let you know: its raining - be careful!

"... the 'vette gets 'em wet...."

Not as wet as the fiero....

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Originally posted by steve308:

Could just be the sun roof leaking.



Funny this was mentioned. I remember my red car had a bad leak, every time id slow down in the rain id have to lean up to keep water from pouring down my back,

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