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Why Can't I Stand Beside My Dog And Pee In Public? by Boondawg
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Report this Post08-29-2011 12:26 PM Click Here to See the Profile for BoondawgClick Here to Email BoondawgSend a Private Message to BoondawgDirect Link to This Post
We both have a penis.
We both need to pee right then.
We both do the same things with our equipment. (with the exception of one thing, but I bet that's only becouse his tiny thumb is to high up on his foreleg.......)

What makes his junk more acceptable in public then mine?

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Report this Post08-29-2011 12:29 PM Click Here to See the Profile for BlacktreeClick Here to visit Blacktree's HomePageClick Here to Email BlacktreeSend a Private Message to BlacktreeDirect Link to This Post
Ask your wife.
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Your a male homo sapian and were more civilized. A few centuries ago, it was fine.

I have a gf who likes sex in public places. Dogs do it, why cant I....
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Report this Post08-29-2011 12:31 PM Click Here to See the Profile for BoondawgClick Here to Email BoondawgSend a Private Message to BoondawgDirect Link to This Post
 
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Originally posted by Boondawg:

What makes his junk more acceptable in public then mine?


 
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Originally posted by Blacktree:

Ask your wife.


She said size.
I hate that dog.

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Opposable thumbs.
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people pee in public overseas all the time. lol
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Report this Post08-29-2011 01:25 PM Click Here to See the Profile for rogergarrisonClick Here to Email rogergarrisonSend a Private Message to rogergarrisonDirect Link to This Post
also outside of any bar. I even seen one of Casey Anthony doing it in a parking lot on tv.
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Report this Post08-29-2011 01:29 PM Click Here to See the Profile for maryjaneSend a Private Message to maryjaneDirect Link to This Post
 
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Originally posted by htexans1:

people pee in public overseas all the time. lol


Yep--I couldn't tell ya how many times I've seen women just hike up one side of their loosely fitting pants, pull the whole garment over to one side, squat down and go at it. It was a shock the 1st time, and I quickly learned to turn away as soon as I saw one start to pull that pants' leg up.
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Report this Post08-29-2011 01:41 PM Click Here to See the Profile for 2.5Send a Private Message to 2.5Direct Link to This Post
New York smells like pee. Human pee. You don't want your street to as well right?

Just be glad you don't have to take the dog into a restroom to use a urinal. Seriously though we humans can hold it and can be communicated with to. The dog would go even if you said "HEY wait until i find a restroom for ya"!
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Report this Post08-29-2011 02:06 PM Click Here to See the Profile for skuzzbomerSend a Private Message to skuzzbomerDirect Link to This Post
 
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Originally posted by htexans1:

people pee in public overseas all the time. lol


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Report this Post08-29-2011 02:07 PM Click Here to See the Profile for Doni HaganSend a Private Message to Doni HaganDirect Link to This Post
 
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Originally posted by Boondawg:

We both have a penis.
We both need to pee right then.
We both do the same things with our equipment. (with the exception of one thing, but I bet that's only becouse his tiny thumb is to high up on his foreleg.......)

What makes his junk more acceptable in public then mine?



For the same reason you can't sit in the grass and lick your own butt.

Well, maybe not the EXACT same reason....I mean, a dog's head in relationship to......Okay...Like, say you could bend your neck that much and....

Oh, to Hell with it!

Go ahead....just stay off my lawn!

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you can... you just will endup on the RSO list for the next 10years... lol
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And of course, humans have other ways to "mark their territory" other than lifting up a leg.
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I need to get a dog.

I think it will make the neighbors stop looking at me so funny when I walk around the neighborhood with a baggy of poop.
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Originally posted by phonedawgz:

I need to get a dog.

I think it will make the neighbors stop looking at me so funny when I walk around the neighborhood with a baggy of poop.


heh, and a lighter?
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Report this Post08-29-2011 04:23 PM Click Here to See the Profile for Nurb432Send a Private Message to Nurb432Direct Link to This Post
When my dog pees you cant see any parts since hes up against the tree. Sort of hard to hide your own parts when you do it.
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Originally posted by Doni Hagan:


For the same reason you can't sit in the grass and lick your own butt.



i knew this girl who could.. so its not totally impossible.
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Report this Post08-29-2011 04:38 PM Click Here to See the Profile for BoondawgClick Here to Email BoondawgSend a Private Message to BoondawgDirect Link to This Post
 
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Originally posted by Nurb432:

Sort of hard to hide your own parts when you do it.


Not for me.
I can wrap my hand around it, completely engulfing it.
It just looks like my fist is peeing.
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Originally posted by Nurb432:


i knew this girl who could.. so its not totally impossible.


I just..........got taller.
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Originally posted by Boondawg:


I just..........got taller.


Well, it was interesting to watch. Don't see something like that every day. Anymore most people cant even see their own feet
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Originally posted by Nurb432:


i knew this girl who could.. so its not totally impossible.


I used to be able to scratch behind my ear with my big toe.

Just because your dog can do it... doesn't make it a good idea.
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Originally posted by Nurb432:


i knew this girl who could.. so its not totally impossible.


No, certainly not impossible...but I doubt Boonie is quite THAT limber.

I knew a girl who could do all sorts of things but I can't talk about that here!

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Originally posted by Boondawg:


She said size.
I hate that dog.



thank you now I have to clean up water that just shot from my nose all over myself and on my computer.
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Report this Post09-01-2011 08:24 AM Click Here to See the Profile for cliffwClick Here to Email cliffwSend a Private Message to cliffwDirect Link to This Post
Why Can't I Stand Beside My Dog And Pee In Public?
Heh, the answer is gonna make you smack your own forehead and say "duhh", .
A prosecutor would never get a jury of the dog's peers to convict it.
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I am willing to bet YOUR best reason is that if both were out at the same time, you'd get jealous.
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I am willing to bet YOUR best reason is that if both were out at the same time, you'd get jealous.


I believe the word you want is embarrassed.
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Originally posted by Boondawg:


She said size.
I hate that dog.



Quote of the night
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Report this Post09-02-2011 09:36 PM Click Here to See the Profile for heybjornClick Here to Email heybjornSend a Private Message to heybjornDirect Link to This Post
You know, Boondawg, I wondered," Why is Boonie asking a question like this? There are so many more important questions facing humanity and I know he would want . . ." That's when I realized you have done it; you have answered all of the important questions facing humanity and now you are simply having fun. So, is there anything you want to share?
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Cuz you might pee on your dog, and that just aint right. Funny, but not right. Go pee on someone else's dog instead. Then its twice as funny!
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For the same reason you can't sit in the grass and lick your own butt. .
the dogs can do that because of a smaller rib cage and less ribs and a male human


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Originally posted by heybjorn:

That's when I realized you have done it; you have answered all of the important questions facing humanity and now you are simply having fun. So, is there anything you want to share?


I don't think you would like what I found.
It's implications are very lonely.
Eh, you might be alright with it.
Ok, here goes; There's no such thing as gravity, the Earth sucks.

Naw, just trying to find one single subject that WON'T make me a target.
Thanx for effing it up for me!
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You don't have a red rocket.

But I guess you can say you have a purple-headed yogurt slinger.

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Originally posted by Boondawg:

Naw, just trying to find one single subject that WON'T make me a target.


Which makes me ask myself, was this thread really necessary?

I'm a country boy, reared out in the flatlands but, I've lived all over the world. I've seen many things, just as maryjane discussed, I've seen quite a bit. I'm the kind of guy that doesn't care where you relieve yourself as long as you don't offend anyone else (or pee in my shop) . Doesn't matter to me if you're peeing or taking a crap. Take your cat for a walk and use the same sandbox for all I care but, the minute you cross over and offend someone else, you're wrong. Goes to community standards. Way back when, back on the ranch I was reared on, it was nothing to stop what you were doing and take a pee but, you always checked to see who might be in the area observing. Some may but, I doubt most folks want to see your stuff. I haven't been to your location but, I kind of doubt there's much open range.

Do I care, not really but, if you're gonna go around dropping your fly, I'd becareful as to which way the wind is blowing and who's got a cell phone. They make'm now with a singular button to post video straight to the internet. Might be funny, might not. Your choice.
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Originally posted by blackrams:


Which makes me ask myself, was this thread really necessary?



No more then any other, I suppose.
I intended it to be thought provoking......"a penis by any other name" type thing.
But alas, only more questions.

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Pee Wee Herman? The guy that got caught masterbating in a movie theater?

Sorry, but he's one sick SOB

OK, I'm through with this thread.

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Originally posted by blackrams:

Pee Wee Herman? The guy that got caught masterbating in a movie theater?

Sorry, but he's one sick SOB

OK, I'm through with this thread.



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You CAN pee in public and it IS perfectly LEGAL! You just can't pull your pants down while doing it.
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Originally posted by Wichita:

You don't have a red rocket.

But I guess you can say you have a purple-headed yogurt slinger.


OK, now that`s funny !!!

I see this thread is doomed...........................
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