Yes, pork farts are the answer to the worlds problem with them people who think they are in charge, but dont want pig products near them for religious reasons....It works better than a sham-wow !!
Soooo....we had this one account that was being a PITA, costing in service 5 times what they were purchasing in product, and generally making demanding asses of themselves...
So I sent in one of my guys on a service call, and told him to phone me while fixing the machine, and start complaining about the pulled-pork he had for lunch and how much gas it was giving him....and he played the part PERFECTLY...ROTFFLMGADO !!!...ya ever goten a call from a habib in that accent, demanding (not asking) "ib de teknition nnned to fart purk, make him out ub our property, be do not tollerate pork"
Thanks you sir, legally I cannot tell my staff what to eat, and we will respect your property and beliefs..so I guess this business relationship is over. I will take my machine back now and give it to somebody who can actually sell sheet..........FRRUUCCKKK, these a-hole variety-store-muslims are easy to get rid of when they dont sell to expectations !!!
....just fart pork !!!!
ROTFFLMAO---ok, I have tears running down my face over this one.