Special Offer from Visa
In the wake of the recent looting in England,Visa has decided to issue two new credit cards only available to the downtrodden English underclass!
Whether you are shopping in London,Birmingham,Manchester,or in any other down trodden community,Visa for Minorities is the key to acquiring Nike trainers,HD TV,mountain bikes,or any other accessories to enhance your lifestyle!
The VISABRICK comes in two styles,viz---.
The first is a Visa Minority grey coloured house brick manufactured of top quality breeze block.
The second is a Visa Minority Plus,a smooth red coloured house brick,naturally manufactured out of the much sought after Accrington Brick,with the logo 'Accrington'moulded onto it in order to ensure its authenticity!
No application or approval process required. All you need is a mob and a flimsy cause,for smashing results!
An additional advantage is that you can also shop out of hours and also includes free membership to Paypal!
Your access to a great new lifestyle. Pimpin',druggin',mountain biking, etc.
Free introductory offers. With Visabrick Grey,a brand new microfibre face mask,in a style of your choice,guaranteed opaque.
With Visabrick Red,as above plus a brand new hoodie in small,medium,large and XL. Plenty of pockets and 100% water cannon proof!
Our motto is "Coz Your'e Entitled Innit"
PS. The Visabricks also work great on car windows and offers insurance with Autoglass for a small additional fee! Just think. Your very own Mercedes Benz,cortesy of VISABRICK!!