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How Much Pee Is OK In Your Bathwater? by Boondawg
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Report this Post07-29-2011 10:20 PM Click Here to See the Profile for BoondawgClick Here to Email BoondawgSend a Private Message to BoondawgDirect Link to This Post
I mean, PPM (Parts Per Million) wise, whats the limit for you?
And does it matter if it your own, or someone elses?
If so, does it matter whos it is?

I mean, is it different if it is Kim Kardashian peeing in your tub then it is if it's, say, Uhlanstan?
With Kim, it could develop into something very interesting, but with Uhlanstan's you are almost guaranteed to grow a third arm complete with attached anti-tank weapon!

How much pee is ok in your bathwater?

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Report this Post07-29-2011 10:24 PM Click Here to See the Profile for IFLYR22Click Here to Email IFLYR22Send a Private Message to IFLYR22Direct Link to This Post
I shouldn't be laughing.... but, wow, my drink came out my nose I was laughing so hard...

To answer your question:
None form no one for me...

-Dave

Aaaahhhh, beer out nose hurts...

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Report this Post07-29-2011 10:24 PM Click Here to See the Profile for phonedawgzClick Here to visit phonedawgz's HomePageClick Here to Email phonedawgzSend a Private Message to phonedawgzDirect Link to This Post
That is why I wash the pee of my peepee before I take a bath. Just to be safe you should take a shower before you take a bath.
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Report this Post07-29-2011 10:25 PM Click Here to See the Profile for BoondawgClick Here to Email BoondawgSend a Private Message to BoondawgDirect Link to This Post
 
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Originally posted by IFLYR22:

I shouldn't be laughing.... but, wow, my drink came out my nose I was laughing so hard...


Me too, and I wrote it!
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Report this Post07-29-2011 10:38 PM Click Here to See the Profile for Hulki U. My-BFFClick Here to Email Hulki U. My-BFFSend a Private Message to Hulki U. My-BFFDirect Link to This Post
It really depends on if you are going to go snorkeling in the tub or not. Like, I don't know the exact PPM, but anything over a 10-15 second pee may be a little too much to go underwater in the tub. But if you are planning just to tread water, I would say anything up to a 45 second pee would be okay. So let's review:

Going underwater - less than 15 seconds of pee stream
Staying afloat - anything up to 45 seconds of pee stream

Now, if you have been drinking (beer), it requires a mathematical equation:

First the variables: D(isposition) = 1 for underwater, or 2 for afloat; P(ee) = seconds of pee stream; B(eer) = number of beers

So the formula would be:

P=(D+30)/B
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Report this Post07-29-2011 11:02 PM Click Here to See the Profile for carnut122Send a Private Message to carnut122Direct Link to This Post
My buddy at work swears that it prevents/cure athletes foot. I'm not sure I'm buying that.
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Report this Post07-29-2011 11:07 PM Click Here to See the Profile for CooterSend a Private Message to CooterDirect Link to This Post
And it takes the burn out of a jellyfish sting. I saw 2 kids on the beach and one got a jellyfish wrapped up around his leg while playing in the ocean. His mom said to pee on it and it would stop burning. He yelled back "But ma, I don't gotta pee right now."
But his friend did, and he dropped his shorts and pissed all over his friend.
I laughed. Hard.
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OK, I am laughing too hard to tyoe,,,,post later..

ROTFFLMAO !!!
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Report this Post07-30-2011 02:20 AM Click Here to See the Profile for crazydClick Here to visit crazyd's HomePageSend a Private Message to crazydDirect Link to This Post
 
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Originally posted by Cooter:
And it takes the burn out of a jellyfish sting. I saw 2 kids on the beach and one got a jellyfish wrapped up around his leg while playing in the ocean. His mom said to pee on it and it would stop burning. He yelled back "But ma, I don't gotta pee right now."
But his friend did, and he dropped his shorts and pissed all over his friend.


Doesn't actually work. This is urban legend that probably developed from the fact that vinegar does work.
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Report this Post07-30-2011 02:35 AM Click Here to See the Profile for PatrickClick Here to Email PatrickSend a Private Message to PatrickDirect Link to This Post
 
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Originally posted by crazyd:

Doesn't actually work. This is urban legend that probably developed from the fact that vinegar does work.



Hmmm... I'll have to ask my girlfriend (a doctor) who several years ago got her 11 year old son to pee on her leg after being stung by a large jellyfish. I was impressed that he could pee on command... with an audience no less!
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Report this Post07-30-2011 03:36 AM Click Here to See the Profile for BlacktreeClick Here to visit Blacktree's HomePageClick Here to Email BlacktreeSend a Private Message to BlacktreeDirect Link to This Post
Oh, I love threads like this!

To answer the question, if it's my own pee, then the sky's the limit. Actually, the bottom of my chin would be the limit, per se. But if it's someone else's pee, that would be kinda gross... with certain not-family-friendly exceptions.
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Report this Post07-30-2011 03:57 AM Click Here to See the Profile for AustralianClick Here to visit Australian's HomePageClick Here to Email AustralianSend a Private Message to AustralianDirect Link to This Post
I reakon you could sell the bathtub that kim peed in. lol
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Report this Post07-30-2011 05:11 AM Click Here to See the Profile for Stubby79Send a Private Message to Stubby79Direct Link to This Post
Depends how hot she is and what else she's willing to do after that...
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Report this Post07-30-2011 05:29 AM Click Here to See the Profile for AusFieroClick Here to visit AusFiero's HomePageClick Here to Email AusFieroSend a Private Message to AusFieroDirect Link to This Post
Visit your local dam. Fish pee in it. Animals die in it. Then visit your underfunded water treatment plant. Etc etc
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Report this Post07-30-2011 06:53 AM Click Here to See the Profile for FieroRumorClick Here to visit FieroRumor's HomePageClick Here to Email FieroRumorSend a Private Message to FieroRumorDirect Link to This Post
Depends if the person ate any asparagus beforehand.

if the water's RED, I will not tread.

And beware of brown sharks

or whatever they're called.

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Report this Post07-30-2011 09:24 AM Click Here to See the Profile for fierofoolClick Here to visit fierofool's HomePageClick Here to Email fierofoolSend a Private Message to fierofoolDirect Link to This Post
Hey it's a personal preference. If you're the only one in the tub, go for it. Whizz away.
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Report this Post07-30-2011 09:39 AM Click Here to See the Profile for Doni HaganSend a Private Message to Doni HaganDirect Link to This Post
Boonie....

Drop the mouse, back away from the keyboard and keep your hands where I can see them.

It's for your own good.

You'll thank me someday.
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Report this Post07-30-2011 09:58 AM Click Here to See the Profile for WichitaClick Here to Email WichitaSend a Private Message to WichitaDirect Link to This Post
You got some funk in the water any ways from your own and other prior bathers funk. I would think that fumunda PPM vs sterile, although not orderless, colorless and tasteless, pee could reach in the the five digit area of PPM and still be ok tolerable that you can walk out not feeling too gross.

When it comes to fart bubbles or even sharts, that's when it becomes a possible hazard.
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quote
Originally posted by Boondawg:

but with Uhlanstan's you are almost guaranteed to grow a third arm complete with attached anti-tank weapon!


Where would this arm be? I mean, out your chest? Out the top of your head? Too many unknowns to decide.
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Report this Post07-30-2011 10:11 AM Click Here to See the Profile for partfieroClick Here to Email partfieroSend a Private Message to partfieroDirect Link to This Post
The cure for some malady may be found in urine.
Many time we search and search, and the answer has been right under our nose the whole time.
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Report this Post07-30-2011 10:18 AM Click Here to See the Profile for skuzzbomerSend a Private Message to skuzzbomerDirect Link to This Post
Take a dive in the local kiddie pool... if you're totally okay with that, whizz away!
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Hulki... Really? An equation? Nice! Mathematics, the universal language. This is how we will communicate with the alien overlords in the beginning.

I absolutely hate the smell of urine. Amy trips out when I know when the little guy wets himself, and is in need of a diaper change. Same with when my 9 month old Benjamin wets himself and is in need of a change.

T (Rhymes with pee.)
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Report this Post07-30-2011 01:06 PM Click Here to See the Profile for theBDubSend a Private Message to theBDubDirect Link to This Post
 
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Originally posted by Hulki U. My-BFF:

It really depends on if you are going to go snorkeling in the tub or not. Like, I don't know the exact PPM, but anything over a 10-15 second pee may be a little too much to go underwater in the tub. But if you are planning just to tread water, I would say anything up to a 45 second pee would be okay. So let's review:

Going underwater - less than 15 seconds of pee stream
Staying afloat - anything up to 45 seconds of pee stream

Now, if you have been drinking (beer), it requires a mathematical equation:

First the variables: D(isposition) = 1 for underwater, or 2 for afloat; P(ee) = seconds of pee stream; B(eer) = number of beers

So the formula would be:

P=(D+30)/B


100% agreed. I was going to say much the same except the more beer they've had, the more time I could go.
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Report this Post07-30-2011 01:13 PM Click Here to See the Profile for newfSend a Private Message to newfDirect Link to This Post
Pee IS sterile...right?
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Originally posted by newf:

Pee IS sterile...right?


Depends who is doing the peeing.
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Originally posted by Hulki U. My-BFF:

It really depends on if you are going to go snorkeling in the tub or not. Like, I don't know the exact PPM, but anything over a 10-15 second pee may be a little too much to go underwater in the tub. But if you are planning just to tread water, I would say anything up to a 45 second pee would be okay. So let's review:

Going underwater - less than 15 seconds of pee stream
Staying afloat - anything up to 45 seconds of pee stream

Now, if you have been drinking (beer), it requires a mathematical equation:

First the variables: D(isposition) = 1 for underwater, or 2 for afloat; P(ee) = seconds of pee stream; B(eer) = number of beers

So the formula would be:

P=(D+30)/B


We must also take into account the volume of pee being disposed of per any given second, there are major differences between the strength of stream (especially in males) which may affect the ppm per second ratio. I recommend that each forum member pee in a cup for 5 exact seconds ( no drippy drippy) and measure the volume acquired before attempting to pee in his/her tub. It is also recommended to repeat the experiment while under the influence of alcohol (at .08) in order to prevent an unsafe amount of ppm under those circumstances. While doing these experiments, it is recommended that the subject use PPE (personal protective equipment) as directed by OSHA standards. If by any chance skin is exposed to a higher than normal level of ppm, please call the poison control center right away.
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Report this Post07-30-2011 09:13 PM Click Here to See the Profile for BoondawgClick Here to Email BoondawgSend a Private Message to BoondawgDirect Link to This Post
Good answers!

And not one word about showers.............of the golden variety.

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Report this Post07-30-2011 09:45 PM Click Here to See the Profile for Jake_DragonSend a Private Message to Jake_DragonDirect Link to This Post
Perhaps you should be bottling it

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Report this Post07-30-2011 11:34 PM Click Here to See the Profile for dennis_6Send a Private Message to dennis_6Direct Link to This Post
If the urine is radioactive the ppm amount is more crucial. Unless your one of the members who believe radiation is good for you, then by all means swim in the golden bath.
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Report this Post07-31-2011 04:15 AM Click Here to See the Profile for Stubby79Send a Private Message to Stubby79Direct Link to This Post
How dare you suggest I put water in my bath!
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quote
Originally posted by skuzzbomer:

Take a dive in the local kiddie pool... if you're totally okay with that, whizz away!


A boy was at a public pool.
The lifeguard blew his whistle at the boy and yelled, ''Hey! Don't pee in the pool!''
The boy replied, ''But everybody does it!''
''Not from the diving board!'' shouted the lifeguard.
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