I mean, PPM (Parts Per Million) wise, whats the limit for you?
And does it matter if it your own, or someone elses?
If so, does it matter whos it is?

I mean, is it different if it is Kim Kardashian peeing in your tub then it is if it's, say, Uhlanstan?
With Kim, it could develop into something very interesting, but with Uhlanstan's you are almost guaranteed to grow a third arm complete with attached anti-tank weapon!

How much pee is ok in your bathwater?

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I shouldn't be laughing.... but, wow, my drink came out my nose I was laughing so hard...

To answer your question:
None form no one for me...

-Dave

Aaaahhhh, beer out nose hurts...

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That is why I wash the pee of my peepee before I take a bath. Just to be safe you should take a shower before you take a bath.

quote Originally posted by IFLYR22: I shouldn't be laughing.... but, wow, my drink came out my nose I was laughing so hard...

Me too, and I wrote it!

It really depends on if you are going to go snorkeling in the tub or not. Like, I don't know the exact PPM, but anything over a 10-15 second pee may be a little too much to go underwater in the tub. But if you are planning just to tread water, I would say anything up to a 45 second pee would be okay. So let's review:

Going underwater - less than 15 seconds of pee stream
Staying afloat - anything up to 45 seconds of pee stream

Now, if you have been drinking (beer), it requires a mathematical equation:

First the variables: D(isposition) = 1 for underwater, or 2 for afloat; P(ee) = seconds of pee stream; B(eer) = number of beers

So the formula would be:

P=(D+30)/B

My buddy at work swears that it prevents/cure athletes foot. I'm not sure I'm buying that.

And it takes the burn out of a jellyfish sting. I saw 2 kids on the beach and one got a jellyfish wrapped up around his leg while playing in the ocean. His mom said to pee on it and it would stop burning. He yelled back "But ma, I don't gotta pee right now."
But his friend did, and he dropped his shorts and pissed all over his friend.
I laughed. Hard.

OK, I am laughing too hard to tyoe,,,,post later..

ROTFFLMAO !!!

quote Originally posted by Cooter: And it takes the burn out of a jellyfish sting. I saw 2 kids on the beach and one got a jellyfish wrapped up around his leg while playing in the ocean. His mom said to pee on it and it would stop burning. He yelled back "But ma, I don't gotta pee right now." But his friend did, and he dropped his shorts and pissed all over his friend.

Doesn't actually work. This is urban legend that probably developed from the fact that vinegar does work.

quote Originally posted by crazyd: Doesn't actually work. This is urban legend that probably developed from the fact that vinegar does work.

Hmmm... I'll have to ask my girlfriend (a doctor) who several years ago got her 11 year old son to pee on her leg after being stung by a large jellyfish. I was impressed that he could pee on command... with an audience no less!

Oh, I love threads like this!

To answer the question, if it's my own pee, then the sky's the limit. Actually, the bottom of my chin would be the limit, per se. But if it's someone else's pee, that would be kinda gross... with certain not-family-friendly exceptions.

I reakon you could sell the bathtub that kim peed in. lol

Depends how hot she is and what else she's willing to do after that...

Visit your local dam. Fish pee in it. Animals die in it. Then visit your underfunded water treatment plant. Etc etc

Depends if the person ate any asparagus beforehand.

if the water's RED, I will not tread.

And beware of brown sharks

or whatever they're called.

Hey it's a personal preference. If you're the only one in the tub, go for it. Whizz away.

Boonie....

Drop the mouse, back away from the keyboard and keep your hands where I can see them.

It's for your own good.

You'll thank me someday.

You got some funk in the water any ways from your own and other prior bathers funk. I would think that fumunda PPM vs sterile, although not orderless, colorless and tasteless, pee could reach in the the five digit area of PPM and still be ok tolerable that you can walk out not feeling too gross.

When it comes to fart bubbles or even sharts, that's when it becomes a possible hazard.

quote Originally posted by Boondawg: but with Uhlanstan's you are almost guaranteed to grow a third arm complete with attached anti-tank weapon!

Where would this arm be? I mean, out your chest? Out the top of your head? Too many unknowns to decide.

The cure for some malady may be found in urine.
Many time we search and search, and the answer has been right under our nose the whole time.

Take a dive in the local kiddie pool... if you're totally okay with that, whizz away!

Hulki... Really? An equation? Nice! Mathematics, the universal language. This is how we will communicate with the alien overlords in the beginning.

I absolutely hate the smell of urine. Amy trips out when I know when the little guy wets himself, and is in need of a diaper change. Same with when my 9 month old Benjamin wets himself and is in need of a change.

T (Rhymes with pee.)

quote Originally posted by Hulki U. My-BFF: It really depends on if you are going to go snorkeling in the tub or not. Like, I don't know the exact PPM, but anything over a 10-15 second pee may be a little too much to go underwater in the tub. But if you are planning just to tread water, I would say anything up to a 45 second pee would be okay. So let's review: Going underwater - less than 15 seconds of pee stream Staying afloat - anything up to 45 seconds of pee stream Now, if you have been drinking (beer), it requires a mathematical equation: First the variables: D(isposition) = 1 for underwater, or 2 for afloat; P(ee) = seconds of pee stream; B(eer) = number of beers So the formula would be: P=(D+30)/B

100% agreed. I was going to say much the same except the more beer they've had, the more time I could go.

Pee IS sterile...right?

quote Originally posted by newf: Pee IS sterile...right?

Depends who is doing the peeing.

quote Originally posted by Hulki U. My-BFF: It really depends on if you are going to go snorkeling in the tub or not. Like, I don't know the exact PPM, but anything over a 10-15 second pee may be a little too much to go underwater in the tub. But if you are planning just to tread water, I would say anything up to a 45 second pee would be okay. So let's review: Going underwater - less than 15 seconds of pee stream Staying afloat - anything up to 45 seconds of pee stream Now, if you have been drinking (beer), it requires a mathematical equation: First the variables: D(isposition) = 1 for underwater, or 2 for afloat; P(ee) = seconds of pee stream; B(eer) = number of beers So the formula would be: P=(D+30)/B

We must also take into account the volume of pee being disposed of per any given second, there are major differences between the strength of stream (especially in males) which may affect the ppm per second ratio. I recommend that each forum member pee in a cup for 5 exact seconds ( no drippy drippy) and measure the volume acquired before attempting to pee in his/her tub. It is also recommended to repeat the experiment while under the influence of alcohol (at .08) in order to prevent an unsafe amount of ppm under those circumstances. While doing these experiments, it is recommended that the subject use PPE (personal protective equipment) as directed by OSHA standards. If by any chance skin is exposed to a higher than normal level of ppm, please call the poison control center right away.

Good answers!

And not one word about showers.............of the golden variety.

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Perhaps you should be bottling it

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If the urine is radioactive the ppm amount is more crucial. Unless your one of the members who believe radiation is good for you, then by all means swim in the golden bath.

How dare you suggest I put water in my bath!

quote Originally posted by skuzzbomer: Take a dive in the local kiddie pool... if you're totally okay with that, whizz away!

A boy was at a public pool.
The lifeguard blew his whistle at the boy and yelled, ''Hey! Don't pee in the pool!''
The boy replied, ''But everybody does it!''
''Not from the diving board!'' shouted the lifeguard.