One of my two pet goldfish died today. Their names were Obama and McCain.

Obama was the white one and McCain was the orange one. I called the white one Obama because he seemed to be not too intelligent.

They have been around since before the election. Too bad presidents last longer than goldfish.

Very clever!

Yeah, I had a goldfiesh with a small black mustache a few years back. I named him "Adolf". He died behind the bunker.

quote Originally posted by tbone42: He died behind the bunker.

<snicker snicker snicker>

quote Originally posted by tbone42: Yeah, I had a goldfiesh with a small black mustache a few years back. I named him "Adolf". He died behind the bunker.

I had one named Newt Gingrich but he died soon after announcing he was indeed a fish. <sarcasm.>

I had one named after my great, great, great, great grandfather William Henry Harrison but he didn't make it home from the store.

I don't know....sounds a little fishy to me.....

I won two gold fish at the high school carnival.
Named one Entitlement and the other Taxpayer.
Entitlement ate everything I put in the water.
Soon he grew so huge and poor Taxpayer only seemed to get smaller.
One morning there was only one, apparently Entitlement devoured poor little Taxpayer.

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