I overheardheard the FUNNIEST put-down I have ever in my life heard this morning at a clients place. A couple managers (one male and one female) were arguing about a procedure....she wanted him to do something that if not illegal, then right right on the line, and unsafe from any perspective....and she was they type that wasnt going to take "no" for and answer and had every "yeah, but" under the sun....

After a couple minutes he asked her "Is it the science degree, business degree, law courses or vaggina that makes you too stupid to understand the concept of no"

I'm there as a contractor for an outside supplier--but couldnt help busting a gut at that.....and I'm thinking---"yeh, so I'm not the only one dealing with it"

quote Originally posted by MidEngineManiac: I overheardheard the FUNNIEST put-down I have ever in my life heard this morning at a clients place. A couple managers (one male and one female) were arguing about a procedure....she wanted him to do something that if not illegal, then right right on the line, and unsafe from any perspective....and she was they type that wasnt going to take "no" for and answer and had every "yeah, but" under the sun.... After a couple minutes he asked her "Is it the science degree, business degree, law courses or vaggina that makes you too stupid to understand the concept of no" I'm there as a contractor for an outside supplier--but couldnt help busting a gut at that.....and I'm thinking---"yeh, so I'm not the only one dealing with it"

I can tell by a lot of your postings that you're one chauvinistic male pig.

Granted, all men are pigs, but some have just more A*#h(@#l in their pig I guess.

I can think of better put downs though.

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Wow, he's be sooooooo fired if he said that in NY. HR would swam down, and they'd *whump* him within seconds.

F'ing HR parasites. Worst kind of bureaucrat ever.

quote Originally posted by Wichita: I can tell by a lot of your postings that you one chauvinistic male pig. Granted, all men are pigs, but some have just more A*#h(@#l in their pig I guess. I can think of better put downs though.

This about cover it?

I like the like from Tomorrow Never Dies.

"You know M, sometimes I think you just don't have the balls for this job."

"Yes, that's true, but the advantage is I don't need to think with them all the time."

M being played by Judi Dench, talking to an Admiral, that co-starred with her in a British Comedy, so the bit was an homage to their previous work. A lot of North Americans may not realize that part.

If that's the funniest put down you ever heard, you need to get out more often.

Jim

The funniest woman joke I ever heard;

Do you know the difference between a ***** and a ****?
A ***** is warm and soft an cuddly, and a **** is the thing that carrys it around!

I was taking the video for our Kindergarten graduation and had a seat in the front row. When the kids came in, a woman beside me stands up and starts snapping pictures. The guy behind her politely says, "Excuse me, miss, other people would like to see their kids too."
She did not acknowledge him, so he says, "Pardon me, other people behind you would like to be able to see their kids too. You are in the front and nothing is blocking your view."
Again, she ignored him.
So, again, he says, "Excuse me, could you please sit down so we could see our child too?"
She quickly turns around and says loudly, "Well, you don't have to be such a smartass."
Without raising his voice, he calmly replies, "And you don't have to be such a dumbass."
The people around him started clapping and she sat down.
Quietly, inside, I laughed. And when I got home, edited the video. It was worth it

He should have told her that she makes a better door than a window.