quote Originally posted by Boondawg:

Nope--I didn't.

You never got caught smoking?

Lesson number 1: NEVER carry papers in your pants pocket.

My computer seems to be posting everything twice.
Time for a reboot.

quote Originally posted by Boondawg: You never got caught smoking?

I didnt.....I smoked so much I never owned a pipe .

Hint: After age 3....talk all ya want, Mom...I am still gonna do as I fracking well please...

(I've had that talk)

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quote Originally posted by Boondawg: My computer seems to be posting everything twice. Reeboot time....

quote Originally posted by Boondawg: My computer seems to be posting everything twice. Reeboot time....

quote Originally posted by maryjane:

All better now.

quote Originally posted by Boondawg: You never got caught smoking?

My dad used the same technique that his dad used, he tossed the pack at me and made.me chain smoke in front of him while he berated me. It was not an effective technique, but I stopped until I was 18.

Mine was the GF picking up the ringing phone, and says "uhhh, it's your PARENTS, they want to talk to you"
(I had told them slept over one of my buddy's houses...)

BUSTED...!



Heh.

quote Originally posted by FieroRumor: Mine was the GF picking up the ringing phone, and says "uhhh, it's your PARENTS, they want to talk to you" (I had told them slept over one of my buddy's houses...) BUSTED...! Heh.

See, THOSE are the kinds of moments I was refering to.
Does it bother you much that you get me?

dude dont be scared of your mom

unless shes russian, then that means you get hella beat with blunt objects

quote Originally posted by ShadowHawk: dude dont be scared of your mom unless shes russian, then that means you get hella beat with blunt objects

Or Slovac......I see ya met my Grandma....learned to dodge a flying plate by age 5...cheeeriist, she went thru more dinnerware that way...ya woulda thunk she would learn she would never hit me with one, but to the day she died in my 30's...she pitched them....Ya know, I do miss her--those little fits of temper and thrown dinner plates, were actually kinda fun...

Slavic is the same pretty much. I am half russian so I got the best of both communist parties in my blood. Cuba and Russia. Except I hate COMMIES and so does my family (reason we came here)

1. Dad caught me watching pr0n.

2. A friend and I were at my church in the middle of a week day, and he convinced me to write cuss words all over the chairs. I didn't know what the words meant so I had no clue... Momma caught me.

3. Parents were gone... I had the girlfriend come over. We were in the living room, with or without clothes... when the garage door started opening. I got her in the basement, walked back upstairs like I was coming from my room. Ate a banana and talked with the parents... then sneaked my girlfriend out the back door and around the house to my car, where I drove her home.

4. I had a party at my house one weekend while my parents were gone. It was around 50 people and they had trashed everything. I got it all cleaned up, except for ONE lone shot glass in the bathroom... Parents caught me.

5. I was at a neighbor's house, and another neighbor got mad at me and punched me in the face. On his next punch, I went to grab his arm to stop him but accidentally knocked it back into his face. He bled--a LOT. Nobody except the people there believe I didn't start the fight OR hit him.


I'm sure there are more... actually, I'm positive there are. But I can't remember.

Damnit Boonie, I thought I was a good kid until you made me think of these

The only stomach dropping feeling I received was as a result of the "Texas Cyclone* " at Astroworld.

(The Texas Cyclone was a wood roller coaster at Astroworld, an amusement park that closed in Houston in 2005.)

quote Originally posted by theBDub: 4. I had a party at my house one weekend while my parents were gone. It was around 50 people and they had trashed everything. I got it all cleaned up, except for ONE lone shot glass in the bathroom... Parents caught me.

Same, except for mine was a lone cigarette butt out in the middle of our backyard. Nothing gets past Mom's ever-watchful eye.

quote Originally posted by theBDub: Damnit Boonie, I thought I was a good kid until you made me think of these

You thought you were a good kid.....I'm determined to corrupt you .......did you know catholic nuns enter the church at an early age....and dont wear panties...and by about age 30 are horney as hell and they .....er, nevermind...lets just say the pope doesnt like me much anymore, and the nuns are now got-somes

LMAO...I want my 20's back...that was FUN

^ I thought you were in your 20s


least your still young at heart!

quote Originally posted by ShadowHawk: ^ I thought you were in your 20s least your still young at heart!

I think MEM and Stan are like 100+ each.

quote Originally posted by 1988holleyformula: Same, except for mine was a lone cigarette butt out in the middle of our backyard. Nothing gets past Mom's ever-watchful eye.

Dang! That's worse.. mine was out of stupidity for not looking next to the toilet. Yours wasn't your fault.

quote Originally posted by MidEngineManiac: You thought you were a good kid.....I'm determined to corrupt you .......did you know catholic nuns enter the church at an early age....and dont wear panties...and by about age 30 are horney as hell and they .....er, nevermind...lets just say the pope doesnt like me much anymore, and the nuns are now got-somes LMAO...I want my 20's back...that was FUN

LOL I don't know how that's supposed to corrupt me, but it's funny.

quote Originally posted by Boondawg:

I never did master the art of rolling.

Steve

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Technology is great when it works,
and one big pain in the ass when it doesn't.

Detroit iron rules all the rest are just toys.

I had my right front tire catch the side of the road and pulled me off into a ditch. I ended up totaling the car. My buddy had a cup with half coke and half rum, it went all over him but nothing got on me.
I didn't know it but he had some dope on him and one of the people in the house saw him hide it in the ditch.

My moment came when the cop walked back up to us and said that he couldn't prove anything but he hoped I enjoyed the ride it will be the last one I take behind the wheel until I turn 18. He was correct. Thats my story. My mom was just glad I was not hurt until the cop gave her the bottle of rum.
I didn't see the night sky for a long time after that.

quote Originally posted by Boondawg:

My parents found my rolling paper, but I had already told them I smoked, so they didn't care.

quote Originally posted by theBDub: My parents found my rolling paper, but I had already told them I smoked, so they didn't care.

and your drug use adds to the topic how?

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<-- Master

quote Originally posted by 84fiero123: I never did master the art of rolling. Steve

quote Originally posted by ShadowHawk: and your drug use adds to the topic how?

You can roll your own cigarettes with zig-zags too. Pretty sure bDub doesn't use marijuana.

And come on Steve, the art of rolling is not that hard to master. There's nothing like smoking your own rolled J.

edit for shadowhawk. Weren't you just B&Ming about someone following you through threads like they got a hard on? Maybe it goes both ways huh?

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quote Originally posted by 1988holleyformula: You can roll your own cigarettes with zig-zags too. Pretty sure bDub doesn't use marijuana. And come on Steve, the art of rolling is not that hard to master. There's nothing like smoking your own rolled J.

I...Know a guy who can roll with one hand.....Tobacco of course

quote Originally posted by 87antuzzi: I...Know a guy who can roll with one hand.....

Then you know me.
35 years strong, in every possable configuration.

At least I used to......have had no reason to in years, though.
I see alot of it going on in my new local, though.

quote Originally posted by Boondawg: Then you know me. 35 years strong, in every possable configuration. At least I used to......have had no reason to in years, though. I see alot of it going on in my new local, though.

How well did those one-hander's smoke? I doubt I could ever get any rolling paper tight enough to not constantly go out if I used one hand to roll... Though I am curious now, and am going to start practicing

quote Originally posted by 1988holleyformula: How well did those one-hander's smoke? I doubt I could ever get any rolling paper tight enough to not constantly go out if I used one hand to roll... Though I am curious now, and am going to start practicing

Not pretty, but it functionable.
The secret is in the preparation of the materal to be rolled.

quote Originally posted by ShadowHawk: and your drug use adds to the topic how?

I don't use Marijuana. I rolled tobacco cigarettes for awhile, though.

How did it relate? The picture was of the same paper I used, and it was about parents finding out. It actually DIRECTLY related.

quote Originally posted by theBDub: 1. Dad caught me watching HIS pr0n.

THAT would have been worse!