Both my calves... sorta like someone's doing a drum roll on my shins. I don't feel the muscles twichin', though...

I don't get it as much (or at all) if I'm wearin' shorts...

What do you think it is, Professional PFF Doctors?


Paresthesia?

Bacon deficiency?

"Sitting-down-on-my-ass-to-long-itis"?

We are going to need at least a picture to be ale to diagnose.



Brad

Sitting-down-on-your-ass-too-long gets my vote
Nick

It is the fat undulating under your skin. Caused by rapid motions after long periods at rest.

Either that, or you need to trim those six foot long leg hairs!

[This message has been edited by 8Ball (edited 05-17-2011).]

Maybe it's worms...

It's probably something related to that plaintar filliatiopotaoitis (stupid pain the the AM. The 'boots' help as does stretching...

Or leg worms...
Must be...

Maybe you are mutating into Rubber Man.

Eat 2lbs of bacon and come back to post tomorrow.

I think you nailed it. worms.
Maybe you've been getting up early and putting your legs on backwards in the dark?

Or PAD.

[This message has been edited by maryjane (edited 05-18-2011).]

Restless leg syndrome? Does it feel better if you move your legs?

quote Originally posted by FieroRumor: Both my calves... sorta like someone's doing a drum roll on my shins. What do you think it is, Professional PFF Doctors?

M'boy, you're suffering from what we doctors call "GeneKrupaplasia."

Just pay the nurse on your way out.

quote Originally posted by Doni Hagan: M'boy, you're suffering from what we doctors call "GeneKrupaplasia." Just pay the nurse on your way out.

Is that catchy? In advanced stages does it make you sing, sing, sing?

quote Originally posted by fierofetish: Sitting-down-on-your-ass-too-long gets my vote Nick

I agree,might be cutting off the flow of bood from your butt veins.
Might allso be muscles spasms (even though you cant see anything move).
Any budy know the symptoms of Goute?
When all else fails,let out one big patoot.

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Started a few months ago when I was shoveling snow.

Think these 'shape-ups' are also not helpin'

Need to visit a podiatrist, deal with the flat feet. that'll help...
Don't think it's RLS... and even if it IS, I'll say it's something else... that just sounds waaay too much like a BS condition...

[This message has been edited by FieroRumor (edited 05-18-2011).]

Are you sure you aren't shin-kicking the bottom of your desk while fappin' to midget pron?

quote Originally posted by FieroRumor: Started a few months ago when I was shoveling snow. Think these 'shape-ups' are also not helpin' Need to visit a podiatrist, deal with the flat feet. that'll help... Don't think it's RLS... and even if it IS, I'll say it's something else... that just sounds waaay too much like a BS condition...

Take those shapeups off!
I've seen actual doctors, not washed up athletes paid to be in the commercials, say they can actually cause damage to your legs in overstretching your muscles, tendons, etc. I remember one saying that people think it is exercising because they feel pain, but the pain is actually the result of injury.

quote Originally posted by FieroRumor: Think these 'shape-ups' are also not helpin'

Please oh please tell me your not wearing Sketcher shape-up shoes in public! No grown man should ever be caught dead in them. What are you tryin to tone your buttocks? Can you please post a pic of the offending shoes? Maybe as your wearing them? Hey I got it make a lil video! Lets see the shoes in action.

I had been wearing New balance, but the Shapeups felt really good when i tried them on. They're brown, don't look "wacky"

They just looks like shoes:


but they did make me feel like I was walking on wet sand... which was ok when walking, but when standing on a train, I always felt off balanced...

Maybe I'll swicth to another pair of shoes. I am reading reports of circulation issues and other complaints..
Didn't get them to lose weight, they just felt very nice for my flat feet...

Thanks guys

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quote Originally posted by Doni Hagan: "GeneKrupaplasia"

I like it! And heroin is the analgesic of choice, I suppose? (The reference is probably lost on most PFFers.)

[This message has been edited by Marvin McInnis (edited 05-18-2011).]

thought you meant this.




They have pretty lights too!

quote Originally posted by williegoat: Is that catchy? In advanced stages does it make you sing, sing, sing?

Listen to Willie, Rumor. He's an expert because he has "Little Feet" in his avatar, and as you know, feet are connected to legs. So he's an expert! (You cant slip that past me, Willie.. you should have known better!) "Waiting for Columbus"

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New Balance are the only shoes for folks with feet problems. I have had plantar fasciitis and have high arches. I used to wear nothing but Nike. I didn't realize that they always run narrow, and were killing my feet.
Now, I only wear new balance. If you have a store near you go and get fitted. They do it old school and can recommend the right shoe with the right fit. I have not really had any problems with the fascitis since wearing the NB shoes and insoles.
Otherwise, their website is pretty good, and the shoes have descriptions on what type of foot they are for.
I also use the insoles which are very good.
Also SOME of their shoes are actually still made in the US. Though I think it's mostly the high end running shoes.

quote Originally posted by Marvin McInnis: I like it! And heroin is the analgesic of choice, I suppose?

.....with "gage" as a local anesthetic!

quote Originally posted by maryjane: Maybe you've been getting up early and putting your legs on backwards in the dark?

Heh, sounds like the type of dream I'd have...

quote Originally posted by Scottzilla79: New Balance are the only shoes for folks with feet problems. I have had plantar fasciitis and have high arches. I used to wear nothing but Nike. I didn't realize that they always run narrow, and were killing my feet. Now, I only wear new balance. If you have a store near you go and get fitted. They do it old school and can recommend the right shoe with the right fit. I have not really had any problems with the fascitis since wearing the NB shoes and insoles. Otherwise, their website is pretty good, and the shoes have descriptions on what type of foot they are for. I also use the insoles which are very good. Also SOME of their shoes are actually still made in the US. Though I think it's mostly the high end running shoes.

Thanks, will switch back to those.

[This message has been edited by FieroRumor (edited 05-23-2011).]

Hmmmm, 5 days back in New Balance, and I have been gettin' those weird feelings less and less (and not once today so far)

My feet are a bit achy as compared to the Shape-ups, but I'll take a little ache over the other stuff anyway. if/When i got to a foot doc, they'll deal w/ the flat-foot stuff...

Thanks for the virtual chit-chat.