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Lesson #1 Dont Smuggle Crack Cocaine in your Foreskin by Back On Holiday
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http://www.cbsnews.com/8301...20031161-504083.html

Ky. Police Say Drugs Found in Man's Penis - That's What They Say
(CBS/WLKY) Yes, we are trying to tell this story with a straight face. No, we do not expect to succeed.

A Kentucky man faces drug charges after police said they found crack cocaine in the foreskin of his penis.

According to the arrest report, Louisville Metro Corrections officers asked Antoine Banks if he had any drugs, weapons or contraband on him as he entered the police station after a previous arrest.

He told them he didn't.

CBS affiliate WLKY reports that officers say during a clothed pat-down they found a small bag of suspected cocaine tied to the waistband of Banks' underwear.

That's not all.

After that bag was found, a strip search was ordered, according to the arrest report. Police say during the strip search, another small bag of crack was found hidden in the foreskin of the suspect's penis.


Police said Banks was originally arrested after a traffic stop led to the discovery of a bag of saliva and liquid codeine. For that, Banks was charged with second-degree possession of a controlled substance.

Post-strip search, he's now facing additional charges of trafficking a controlled substance and promoting contraband.

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So THAT is where you've been.. People have been looking for you!
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So THAT is where you've been.. People have been looking for you!


Ask your GF, she can tell you from my size I could smuggle a hundred thou worth
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She said something about a grain of sand?
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She said something about a grain of sand?


we're not talking about what you smuggle in your anus
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It's all about scale. To an ant, you're huge! I promise.
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It's all about scale. To an ant, you're huge! I promise.


wait, that was taco who was hittin on your aunt, he was trying to smuggle something into her
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He could smuggle a ton into that old bag. lol
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He could smuggle a ton into that old bag. lol


nothing like an old bag who knows what she wants... is that why your GF is much older?
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I'll be sure to pass that comment along! Hope you liked the time you spent with testicles!
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I tried this once, but it was for consumption, not transportation.
My wife used to be a REAL player!
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I'll be sure to pass that comment along! Hope you liked the time you spent with testicles!


its not me who will miss them, I feel sorry for Tom
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He's got Rick's to fall back on. lol
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I thought he only had 1?
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Your mouth would know!
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At least the toothpaste was on your face!
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I thought that was Rick's bed sheets in Frazee?
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No, that was Antuzzi's sheets!
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No, that was Antuzzi's sheets face!


Fixed.
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LMAO! The article and the above conversation is funny.
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I found what BOH looks like after the sex change Hulki was talking about!
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LMAO! The article and the above conversation is funny.


Im still trying to figure out what boondawg meant, maybe something about using cocaine on his pee pee and his wife doing something?
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I found what BOH looks like after the sex change Hulki was talking about!


This picture disturbs me and makes me feel uncomfortable. LOL! What is it holding a stuffed Pokemon Ball for? F-ING WEIRD!
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I found what BOH looks like after the sex change Hulki was talking about!


Nemesis dressed up as Sailor Moon for Halloween


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You're just mad I'm prettier.
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You're just mad I'm prettier.


I'm just mad cuz your bewbies are bigger than mine, and yours are real!
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I dunno man, I see yours popping out of that sweet yellow tank top up there.
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Im still trying to figure out what boondawg meant, maybe something about using cocaine on his pee pee and his wife doing something?


I don't know either. I didn't think or you would want to put cocaine in your penis. It would be super uncomfortable, maybe even painful. Just imagine getting kicked in your penis with a small bag of cocaine in your penis, I promise you will need to be rodded off the range. LOL!
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Heres Nemesis with a tan


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I thought that was Taco in the shade?
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I find it amusing that you all have these pictures on stand-by.
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I didn't think or you would want to put cocaine in your penis. It would be super uncomfortable, maybe even painful.


You don't get out much, do you.
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I find it amusing that you all have these pictures on stand-by.


Google images is your friend!
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You don't get out much, do you.


I am a sheltered 22 year old.
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LMAO!
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Heres Nemesis dressed up as pikachu


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Heres Nemesis dressed up as pikachu



I posed in that costume just for you! You said you'd never share!
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I posed in that costume just for you! You said you'd never share!


sorry, I was looking at the girls legs behind you, did you say something?
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sorry, I was looking at the girls legs behind you, did you say something?


That's really Tom in a dress.
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