Lesson #1 Dont Smuggle Crack Cocaine in your Foreskin by Back On Holiday
Started on : 02-10-2011 10:01 PM
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Last post by : Boondawg on 02-12-2011 12:23 PM
Feb 10th, 2011
Back On Holiday Member Posts: 6238 From: Downingtown, PA Registered: Jul 2001
http://www.cbsnews.com/8301...20031161-504083.html Ky. Police Say Drugs Found in Man's Penis - That's What They Say
(CBS/WLKY) Yes, we are trying to tell this story with a straight face. No, we do not expect to succeed.
A Kentucky man faces drug charges after police said they found crack cocaine in the foreskin of his penis.
According to the arrest report, Louisville Metro Corrections officers asked Antoine Banks if he had any drugs, weapons or contraband on him as he entered the police station after a previous arrest.
He told them he didn't.
CBS affiliate WLKY reports that officers say during a clothed pat-down they found a small bag of suspected cocaine tied to the waistband of Banks' underwear.
That's not all.
After that bag was found, a strip search was ordered, according to the arrest report. Police say during the strip search, another small bag of crack was found hidden in the foreskin of the suspect's penis.
Police said Banks was originally arrested after a traffic stop led to the discovery of a bag of saliva and liquid codeine. For that, Banks was charged with second-degree possession of a controlled substance.
Post-strip search, he's now facing additional charges of trafficking a controlled substance and promoting contraband.
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N3M3S1S Member Posts: 3865 From: Dover, DE Registered: Dec 2007
So THAT is where you've been.. People have been looking for you!
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Back On Holiday Member Posts: 6238 From: Downingtown, PA Registered: Jul 2001
quote Originally posted by N3M3S1S: So THAT is where you've been.. People have been looking for you!
Ask your GF, she can tell you from my size I could smuggle a hundred thou worth
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N3M3S1S Member Posts: 3865 From: Dover, DE Registered: Dec 2007
She said something about a grain of sand?
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Back On Holiday Member Posts: 6238 From: Downingtown, PA Registered: Jul 2001
quote Originally posted by N3M3S1S: She said something about a grain of sand?
we're not talking about what you smuggle in your anus
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N3M3S1S Member Posts: 3865 From: Dover, DE Registered: Dec 2007
It's all about scale. To an ant, you're huge! I promise.
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Back On Holiday Member Posts: 6238 From: Downingtown, PA Registered: Jul 2001
quote Originally posted by N3M3S1S: It's all about scale. To an ant, you're huge! I promise.
wait, that was taco who was hittin on your aunt, he was trying to smuggle something into her
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N3M3S1S Member Posts: 3865 From: Dover, DE Registered: Dec 2007
He could smuggle a ton into that old bag. lol
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Back On Holiday Member Posts: 6238 From: Downingtown, PA Registered: Jul 2001
quote Originally posted by N3M3S1S: He could smuggle a ton into that old bag. lol
nothing like an old bag who knows what she wants... is that why your GF is much older?
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N3M3S1S Member Posts: 3865 From: Dover, DE Registered: Dec 2007
I'll be sure to pass that comment along! Hope you liked the time you spent with testicles!
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Boondawg Member Posts: 38235 From: Displaced Alaskan Registered: Jun 2003
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I tried this once, but it was for
consumption , not transportation.
My wife
used to be a REAL player!
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Back On Holiday Member Posts: 6238 From: Downingtown, PA Registered: Jul 2001
quote Originally posted by N3M3S1S: I'll be sure to pass that comment along! Hope you liked the time you spent with testicles!
its not me who will miss them, I feel sorry for Tom
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N3M3S1S Member Posts: 3865 From: Dover, DE Registered: Dec 2007
He's got Rick's to fall back on. lol
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Back On Holiday Member Posts: 6238 From: Downingtown, PA Registered: Jul 2001
I thought he only had 1?
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N3M3S1S Member Posts: 3865 From: Dover, DE Registered: Dec 2007
Your mouth would know!
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Back On Holiday Member Posts: 6238 From: Downingtown, PA Registered: Jul 2001
At least the toothpaste was on your face!
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N3M3S1S Member Posts: 3865 From: Dover, DE Registered: Dec 2007
I thought that was Rick's bed sheets in Frazee?
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Back On Holiday Member Posts: 6238 From: Downingtown, PA Registered: Jul 2001
No, that was Antuzzi's sheets!
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N3M3S1S Member Posts: 3865 From: Dover, DE Registered: Dec 2007
quote Originally posted by Back On Holiday: No, that was Antuzzi's sheets face!
Fixed.
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craigsfiero2007 Member Posts: 3979 From: Livermore, ME Registered: Aug 2007
LMAO! The article and the above conversation is funny.
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N3M3S1S Member Posts: 3865 From: Dover, DE Registered: Dec 2007
I found what BOH looks like after the sex change Hulki was talking about!
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Back On Holiday Member Posts: 6238 From: Downingtown, PA Registered: Jul 2001
quote Originally posted by craigsfiero2007: LMAO! The article and the above conversation is funny.
Im still trying to figure out what boondawg meant, maybe something about using cocaine on his pee pee and his wife doing something?
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craigsfiero2007 Member Posts: 3979 From: Livermore, ME Registered: Aug 2007
quote Originally posted by N3M3S1S: I found what BOH looks like after the sex change Hulki was talking about!
This picture disturbs me and makes me feel uncomfortable. LOL! What is it holding a stuffed Pokemon Ball for? F-ING WEIRD!
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Back On Holiday Member Posts: 6238 From: Downingtown, PA Registered: Jul 2001
quote Originally posted by N3M3S1S: I found what BOH looks like after the sex change Hulki was talking about!
Nemesis dressed up as Sailor Moon for Halloween
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N3M3S1S Member Posts: 3865 From: Dover, DE Registered: Dec 2007
You're just mad I'm prettier.
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Back On Holiday Member Posts: 6238 From: Downingtown, PA Registered: Jul 2001
quote Originally posted by N3M3S1S: You're just mad I'm prettier.
I'm just mad cuz your bewbies are bigger than mine, and yours are real!
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N3M3S1S Member Posts: 3865 From: Dover, DE Registered: Dec 2007
I dunno man, I see yours popping out of that sweet yellow tank top up there.
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craigsfiero2007 Member Posts: 3979 From: Livermore, ME Registered: Aug 2007
quote Originally posted by Back On Holiday: Im still trying to figure out what boondawg meant, maybe something about using cocaine on his pee pee and his wife doing something?
I don't know either.
I didn't think or you would want to put cocaine in your penis. It would be super uncomfortable, maybe even painful. Just imagine getting kicked in your penis with a small bag of cocaine in your penis, I promise you will need to be rodded off the range. LOL!
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Back On Holiday Member Posts: 6238 From: Downingtown, PA Registered: Jul 2001
Heres Nemesis with a tan
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N3M3S1S Member Posts: 3865 From: Dover, DE Registered: Dec 2007
I thought that was Taco in the shade?
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craigsfiero2007 Member Posts: 3979 From: Livermore, ME Registered: Aug 2007
I find it amusing that you all have these pictures on stand-by.
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Boondawg Member Posts: 38235 From: Displaced Alaskan Registered: Jun 2003
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quote Originally posted by craigsfiero2007: I didn't think or you would want to put cocaine in your penis. It would be super uncomfortable, maybe even painful.
You don't get out much, do you.
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Back On Holiday Member Posts: 6238 From: Downingtown, PA Registered: Jul 2001
quote Originally posted by craigsfiero2007: I find it amusing that you all have these pictures on stand-by.
Google images is your friend!
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Rallaster Member Posts: 9105 From: Indy southside, IN Registered: Jul 2009
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craigsfiero2007 Member Posts: 3979 From: Livermore, ME Registered: Aug 2007
quote Originally posted by Boondawg: You don't get out much, do you.
I am a sheltered 22 year old.
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craigsfiero2007 Member Posts: 3979 From: Livermore, ME Registered: Aug 2007
quote Originally posted by Rallaster:
LMAO!
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Back On Holiday Member Posts: 6238 From: Downingtown, PA Registered: Jul 2001
Heres Nemesis dressed up as pikachu
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N3M3S1S Member Posts: 3865 From: Dover, DE Registered: Dec 2007
quote Originally posted by Back On Holiday: Heres Nemesis dressed up as pikachu
I posed in that costume just for you! You said you'd never share!
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Back On Holiday Member Posts: 6238 From: Downingtown, PA Registered: Jul 2001
quote Originally posted by N3M3S1S: I posed in that costume just for you! You said you'd never share!
sorry, I was looking at the girls legs behind you, did you say something?
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N3M3S1S Member Posts: 3865 From: Dover, DE Registered: Dec 2007
quote Originally posted by Back On Holiday: sorry, I was looking at the girls legs behind you, did you say something?
That's really Tom in a dress.
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