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Lesson #1 Dont Smuggle Crack Cocaine in your Foreskin by Back On Holiday
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Originally posted by Back On Holiday:

Banks was originally arrested after a traffic stop led to the discovery of a bag of saliva and liquid codeine.



Wait...
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What?
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Originally posted by N3M3S1S:



I found what BOH looks like after the sex change Hulki was talking about!


For a second there I really thought you had a picture of Tuzzi from Frazee or something. Seriously looks just like him in the face.

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I wouldn't be surprised, Brad.
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Originally posted by Back On Holiday:

... a traffic stop led to the discovery of a bag of saliva ...



Really??? I didn't realize that drool was illegal now.
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:facepalm:

For once I'm at a loss of words

BoH, I'll give you a call later on tonight, got a question (proposition? ) for you..Involves silly string, charcoal, cannibals, jello, and a trip to Tijuana, but you have to bring the mayonnaise

Btw, don't forget the midget pr0n And while you are at it, you better grab a box of one dozen starving, crazed weasels covered in super glue

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Kris is Googling "Uncircumcised penis" right now "That's the torpedo looking one, right?"

Can't make this stuff up.

Brad

"Is it like a disease or something?"

I couldn't breath for a second, laughing so hard.

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Originally posted by twofatguys:

Kris is Googling "Uncircumcised penis" right now "That's the torpedo looking one, right?"

Can't make this stuff up.

Brad

"Is it like a disease or something?"

I couldn't breath for a second, laughing so hard.



New Krisism?
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Originally posted by twofatguys:

Kris is Googling "Uncircumcised penis" right now "That's the torpedo looking one, right?"

Can't make this stuff up.

Brad

"Is it like a disease or something?"

I couldn't breath for a second, laughing so hard.



i just ****ing woke everyone up laughing at that... good god man how can he not know what that looks like? oh wait, yeah... im gonna go to bed now before i say something witty
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Originally posted by twofatguys:

Kris is Googling "Uncircumcised penis" right now "That's the torpedo looking one, right?"

Can't make this stuff up.

ROFLMAO

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I would say this thread has taken a turn for the absurd....................if it was any other group.
But for this one, it seems pretty normal.
I like it.
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Originally posted by Boondawg:

I would say this thread has taken a turn for the absurd....................if it was any other group.
But for this one, it seems pretty normal.
I like it.


We are the Shortbus Crew. It can't be helped.
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Originally posted by N3M3S1S:


We are the Shortbus Crew. It can't be helped.


What's our gang sign, holding up 3 fingers a shouting "Deuce!"?
Eeast sy-eed!.

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Brad...

While you're it, tell Kris to Google "docking" in the Urban Dictionary.

That oughta keep you up tonight!

www.urbandictionary.com

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Originally posted by Doni Hagan:

Kris...

While you're it, Google "docking" in the Urban Dictionary.

That oughta keep you up tonight!


Heh, docking.
We never did that at camp, much, discovering ourselves..............DOH!

Doni, you have PM, no hurry at all.
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Originally posted by Boondawg:


Heh, docking.
We never did that at camp, much, discovering ourselves..............DOH!

Doni, you have PM, no hurry at all.


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Originally posted by Doni Hagan:

Brad...

While you're it, tell Kris to Google "docking" in the Urban Dictionary.

That oughta keep you up tonight!

www.urbandictionary.com



Well now, this topic just took an even worse turn. lol
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That's right....

Blame it on me now.

It was SOOOOO classy before!

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It was! We were being complete gentlemen until you came along with that filth! :P

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Originally posted by Doni Hagan:

Brad...

While you're it, tell Kris to Google "docking" in the Urban Dictionary.

That oughta keep you up tonight!

www.urbandictionary.com



That is......................special. I am 22 and I have never heard that word in that context and I don't wanna either. The sentences were so graphic.
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Originally posted by craigsfiero2007:


The sentences were so graphic.


It's science!

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Because I really have nothing else to add:

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Originally posted by Xerces_Blackthorne:

For once I'm at a loss of words


LOL ! WOW ! This IS a first. You guys have really done something special to stump XB.

 
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Originally posted by Xerces_Blackthorne:


BoH, I'll give you a call later on tonight, got a question (proposition? ) for you..Involves silly string, charcoal, cannibals, jello, and a trip to Tijuana, but you have to bring the mayonnaise

Btw, don't forget the midget pr0n And while you are at it, you better grab a box of one dozen starving, crazed weasels covered in super glue



Aaaaaaaalllllllllrighty then. I don't want to hear anything else about sourthern people.

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Doni, Doni, Doni. and again.........
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Lesson #1 Learned: Dont enter threads like this
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Originally posted by kyunderdawg:

Doni, Doni, Doni. and again.........


WHAT????


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Originally posted by Doni Hagan:


WHAT????


Do you get that bored on the road to be searching for things like that ?
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Originally posted by Nurb432:

Lesson #1 Learned: Dont enter threads like this


Is it not warning enough to see the usernames BackonHoliday, N3M3S1S, and Xerces_Blackthorne ?

Edit: Now including Doni Hagan.

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Originally posted by kyunderdawg:


Do you get that bored on the road to be searching for things like that ?


It's a cold, lonely world out there. The nights are getting longer, the groupies are getting older and, well........
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Originally posted by Doni Hagan:


It's a cold, lonely world out there. The nights are getting longer, the groupies are getting older and, well........


Yeah, but couldn't you find something more "manly" to do......... like knitting ?

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We're missing one more member of the Shortbus crue. Who could it be ?
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Originally posted by kyunderdawg:


Yeah, but couldn't you find something more "manly" to do......... like knitting ?



LMAO!!!

I just may do that! Look THAT up in the Urban Dictionary as well!

Lawdy lawd....ain't NOTHIN' safe to say no mo' ??

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Originally posted by Doni Hagan:


LMAO!!!

I just may do that! Look THAT up in the Urban Dictionary as well!

Lawdy lawd....ain't NOTHIN' safe to say no mo' ??



I didn't mean that definition. Who comes up with this stuff? I actually ment "knitting", as in a sweater.
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Originally posted by kyunderdawg:


I didn't mean that definition. Who comes up with this stuff? I actually meant "knitting", as in a sweater.


OHHHHH....THAT kinda knitting!
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Heh, knitting makes me sleeeeeeeeeeepy.
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