Lesson #1 Dont Smuggle Crack Cocaine in your Foreskin by Back On Holiday
Started on : 02-10-2011 10:01 PM
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Last post by : Boondawg on 02-12-2011 12:23 PM
Feb 10th, 2011
Cheever3000 Member Posts: 12398 From: The Man from Tallahassee Registered: Aug 2001
quote Originally posted by Back On Holiday: Banks was originally arrested after a traffic stop led to the discovery of a bag of saliva and liquid codeine .
Wait...
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What?
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twofatguys Member Posts: 16465 From: Wheaton Mo. / Virginia Beach Va. Registered: Jul 2004
quote Originally posted by N3M3S1S: I found what BOH looks like after the sex change Hulki was talking about!
For a second there I really thought you had a picture of Tuzzi from Frazee or something. Seriously looks just like him in the face.
Brad
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N3M3S1S Member Posts: 3865 From: Dover, DE Registered: Dec 2007
I wouldn't be surprised, Brad.
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Marvin McInnis Member Posts: 11599 From: ~ Kansas City, USA Registered: Apr 2002
quote Originally posted by Back On Holiday: ... a traffic stop led to the discovery of a bag of saliva ...
Really??? I didn't realize that drool was illegal now.
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Feb 11th, 2011
Xerces_Blackthorne Member Posts: 6163 From: Mertztown PA Registered: Mar 2008
:facepalm:
For once I'm at a loss of words
BoH, I'll give you a call later on tonight, got a question (proposition?
) for you..Involves silly string, charcoal, cannibals, jello, and a trip to Tijuana, but you have to bring the mayonnaise
Btw, don't forget the midget pr0n
And while you are at it, you better grab a box of one dozen starving, crazed weasels covered in super glue
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twofatguys Member Posts: 16465 From: Wheaton Mo. / Virginia Beach Va. Registered: Jul 2004
Kris is Googling "Uncircumcised penis" right now "That's the torpedo looking one, right?"
Can't make this stuff up.
Brad
"Is it like a disease or something?"
I couldn't breath for a second, laughing so hard.
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Xerces_Blackthorne Member Posts: 6163 From: Mertztown PA Registered: Mar 2008
quote Originally posted by twofatguys: Kris is Googling "Uncircumcised penis" right now "That's the torpedo looking one, right?" Can't make this stuff up. Brad "Is it like a disease or something?" I couldn't breath for a second, laughing so hard.
New Krisism?
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Ramsespride Member Posts: 1979 From: Where i am is where i am. Registered: Feb 2010
quote Originally posted by twofatguys: Kris is Googling "Uncircumcised penis" right now "That's the torpedo looking one, right?" Can't make this stuff up. Brad "Is it like a disease or something?" I couldn't breath for a second, laughing so hard.
i just ****ing woke everyone up laughing at that... good god man how can he not know what that looks like? oh wait, yeah... im gonna go to bed now before i say something witty
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Back On Holiday Member Posts: 6238 From: Downingtown, PA Registered: Jul 2001
quote Originally posted by twofatguys: Kris is Googling "Uncircumcised penis" right now "That's the torpedo looking one, right?" Can't make this stuff up.
ROFLMAO
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10:00 PM
Boondawg Member Posts: 38235 From: Displaced Alaskan Registered: Jun 2003
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I would say this thread has taken a turn for the absurd....................if it was any other group.
But for this one, it seems pretty normal.
I like it.
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N3M3S1S Member Posts: 3865 From: Dover, DE Registered: Dec 2007
quote Originally posted by Boondawg: I would say this thread has taken a turn for the absurd....................if it was any other group. But for this one, it seems pretty normal. I like it.
We are the Shortbus Crew. It can't be helped.
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Boondawg Member Posts: 38235 From: Displaced Alaskan Registered: Jun 2003
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quote Originally posted by N3M3S1S: We are the Shortbus Crew. It can't be helped.
What's our gang sign, holding up 3 fingers a shouting "Deuce!"?
Eeast sy-eed!.
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10:24 PM
Doni Hagan Member Posts: 8242 From: Registered: Jun 2001
Brad...
While you're it, tell Kris to Google "
docking " in the Urban Dictionary.
That oughta keep you up tonight!
www.urbandictionary.com [This message has been edited by Doni Hagan (edited 02-11-2011).]
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Boondawg Member Posts: 38235 From: Displaced Alaskan Registered: Jun 2003
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quote Originally posted by Doni Hagan: Kris... While you're it, Google "docking " in the Urban Dictionary. That oughta keep you up tonight!
Heh, docking.
We never did that at camp, much, discovering ourselves..............DOH!
Doni, you have PM, no hurry at all.
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Doni Hagan Member Posts: 8242 From: Registered: Jun 2001
N3M3S1S Member Posts: 3865 From: Dover, DE Registered: Dec 2007
quote Originally posted by Doni Hagan: Brad... While you're it, tell Kris to Google "docking " in the Urban Dictionary. That oughta keep you up tonight! www.urbandictionary.com
Well now, this topic just took an even worse turn. lol
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10:38 PM
Doni Hagan Member Posts: 8242 From: Registered: Jun 2001
That's right....
Blame it on me now.
It was SOOOOO classy before!
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N3M3S1S Member Posts: 3865 From: Dover, DE Registered: Dec 2007
It was! We were being complete gentlemen until you came along with that filth! :P
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craigsfiero2007 Member Posts: 3979 From: Livermore, ME Registered: Aug 2007
quote Originally posted by Doni Hagan: Brad... While you're it, tell Kris to Google "docking " in the Urban Dictionary. That oughta keep you up tonight! www.urbandictionary.com
That is......................special.
I am 22 and I have never heard that word in that context and I don't wanna either. The sentences were so graphic.
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Boondawg Member Posts: 38235 From: Displaced Alaskan Registered: Jun 2003
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quote Originally posted by craigsfiero2007: The sentences were so graphic.
It's science!
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Feb 12th, 2011
Rallaster Member Posts: 9105 From: Indy southside, IN Registered: Jul 2009
Because I really have nothing else to add:
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kyunderdawg Member Posts: 4373 From: Bowling Green, KY. USA Registered: Aug 2008
quote Originally posted by Xerces_Blackthorne: For once I'm at a loss of words
LOL ! WOW ! This IS a first. You guys have really done something special to stump XB.
quote Originally posted by Xerces_Blackthorne: BoH, I'll give you a call later on tonight, got a question (proposition? ) for you..Involves silly string, charcoal, cannibals, jello, and a trip to Tijuana, but you have to bring the mayonnaise Btw, don't forget the midget pr0n And while you are at it, you better grab a box of one dozen starving, crazed weasels covered in super glue
Aaaaaaaalllllllllrighty then. I don't want to hear anything else about sourthern people.
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kyunderdawg Member Posts: 4373 From: Bowling Green, KY. USA Registered: Aug 2008
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Nurb432 Member Posts: 33617 From: Registered: May 2006
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Lesson #1 Learned: Dont enter threads like this
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Doni Hagan Member Posts: 8242 From: Registered: Jun 2001
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kyunderdawg Member Posts: 4373 From: Bowling Green, KY. USA Registered: Aug 2008
quote Originally posted by Doni Hagan: WHAT????
Do you get
that bored on the road to be searching for things like that ?
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kyunderdawg Member Posts: 4373 From: Bowling Green, KY. USA Registered: Aug 2008
quote Originally posted by Nurb432: Lesson #1 Learned: Dont enter threads like this
Is it not warning enough to see the usernames
BackonHoliday, N3M3S1S, and Xerces_Blackthorne ?
Edit: Now including
Doni Hagan .
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Doni Hagan Member Posts: 8242 From: Registered: Jun 2001
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kyunderdawg Member Posts: 4373 From: Bowling Green, KY. USA Registered: Aug 2008
quote Originally posted by Doni Hagan: It's a cold, lonely world out there. The nights are getting longer, the groupies are getting older and, well........
Yeah, but couldn't you find something more "manly" to do......... like knitting ?
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kyunderdawg Member Posts: 4373 From: Bowling Green, KY. USA Registered: Aug 2008
We're missing one more member of the Shortbus crue.
Who could it be ?
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11:24 AM
Doni Hagan Member Posts: 8242 From: Registered: Jun 2001
quote Originally posted by kyunderdawg: Yeah, but couldn't you find something more "manly" to do......... like knitting ?
LMAO!!!
I just may do that! Look THAT up in the Urban Dictionary as well!
Lawdy lawd....ain't NOTHIN' safe to say no mo' ??
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kyunderdawg Member Posts: 4373 From: Bowling Green, KY. USA Registered: Aug 2008
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Doni Hagan Member Posts: 8242 From: Registered: Jun 2001
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Boondawg Member Posts: 38235 From: Displaced Alaskan Registered: Jun 2003
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Heh, knitting makes me sleeeeeeeeeeepy.
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