GENTLEMEN ,SCOUNDRELS,LADIES AND GIRLS Of UNUSUAL VIRTUE ,A NEW FIERO CLUB IS FORMING AND ACCEPTING MEN OF CULTURE & OLD FASHION VALUES..i KNOW,,I KNOW THIS LEAVES YOU OUT COMPLETELY,FORTUNATELY THE POWERS THAT BE HAVE AN OPTION FOR THE CULTURALLY VANQUISHED, UNWASHED FIERO OWNER AS YOUR SELF..
..You can make amens ,i know you love fieros and want to be with other Fiero owners,smelly as they might be ! the answer is Fieros against rabid tyrants,, yes its FART for you,no more stealth flatulence ,come out in the open,squirt freely ,even shoot mudbutt with out fear.farts can shoot out the butt at 7 mph Ive heard some porculent,porcine fiero owners reach 25mph, world record stuff,camels, termites, gerbils and humans are tremendous farters,humans give off 1/2 liter of fart gas per day,, farts ARE flamable containing methane,hydrogen,nitrogen they are like bombs, light a match behind some of the blathering windbags in OT and the obese fiero owner flammer would be like an odorferous flamethrower,room clearers for certain,do be carefull of mudbutt when you send out a JATO power flamer as a wet brown projectile will ruin your pants Of course I am an officer in the new fart organization..It is lonly at the top,, butt oh so comforting to look down on you flatulent peasants (sweeter air up here)
JATO=Jet Assisted Take Off
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Posts: 8273 From: Oakville, Ontario, Canada Registered: Jun 2003
Im an illiterate racist bad spelling moron,, you have to ask the queers and liberals on this forum, they motivate me to a lower form of mindless idiocy & gutter humour ultra right wing John Wayne fantasy..also i have suffered severe brain damage ,makes me ramble on. I could not make the above post funny because we have young readers on the forum,some here think my post are cruel or to sexual ,I do not post unless i know something much worse was posted with the exception of "Butt pirates march" Fortunately being slammed in Tech ,now I post less there saves me a lot of time not having to help ,I take glee in a recent post, all seem wrong ,I knew the correct solution & did not post ,I have serve the community I read my effect on the forum,I regonize my words ,most excellent!! I personally love to plagerize My military & weapons post are mostly from my own experience as a world traveller and yellow frightened coward,who often wet the front of my pants My favorite post was the "butt sniffers march" then "traitors rapture to Mt.Fuji" Many here hate my Guts ,hate my style ,hate my grammer and spelling,,HOORAH !!
i AM A LOW RENT MEMBER OF THE UNWASHED FIERO COMMUNITY AND ATTEMP TO ADD TO FIERO OWNERS ENJOYMENT OF THE FORUM, FUNNIER POST MEAN MORE UNWANTED VERMIN WILL RETURN MORE OFTEN ,HOPEFULLY ADDING A FEW SHECKLES/PESOs TO CLIFFS SOON TO BE BULGING BANK ACCOUNT,WHICH PROVIDES FOR HIM TO RETIRE IN OPPULENT SPLENDOR WITH 2 BUXOM WASP WAISTED YOUNG COMPLIANT BEAUTIES WHO WILL WORSHIP HIM AS LONG AS THE COIN DOES NOT RUN OUT!!
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Posts: 1523 From: Indianapolis Registered: Sep 2009
beep.....*WORKING**COMPUTING* beep...... Web BotFrom Wikipedia, the free encyclopediaJump to: navigation, search
Web Bot, or the Web Bot Project, refers to an Internet bot software program that is claimed to be able to predict future events by tracking keywords entered on the Internet. It was created in 1997, originally to predict stock market trends. The creator of the Web Bot Project, Clif High, along with his associate George Ure, who call themselves "The Time Monks", keep the technology and algorithms largely secret and sell the predictions via the website halfpasthuman.com.
Posts: 374 From: Winchester, VA 22603 Registered: Apr 2009
WELL ALL OF YOU PANTY WAIST GUM SUCKERS AND QUEERS,,,I'M SURPRISED YOU ARE TOO UNINTELLIGENT READ STUPID TO UNDERSTAND THE THINKING OF ULH.......Oh look, a fly...........GIRLY MEN SCOUNDREL GUTTER SLUGS AND..........pretty bird.............YOU SHOULD JUST TAKE THE COMMIES WORD FOR IT,,,LIBERAL PANSIES.......I like Fieros.
That should help sum it up for those who did not understand before.
Posts: 84 From: Saint John, New Brunswick, Canada Registered: Nov 2010
I'm concerned. Most of the praise is from our Canada friends!
There is the same amount of praise for Stan's gutter humor on either side of the border. The other half of the Canadian praise is for Hulki's hilarous Stan impression. That was even funnier than what Stan said! At least he hasn't mentioned pink Fiero's yet...
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Posts: 10872 From: Haarlem, The Netherlands Registered: Jan 99