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FIERO CLUB FOR THE WORLD ,ALL JOIN by uhlanstan
Started on: 02-07-2011 11:30 AM
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Report this Post02-07-2011 11:30 AM Click Here to See the Profile for uhlanstanClick Here to Email uhlanstanSend a Private Message to uhlanstanDirect Link to This Post
GENTLEMEN ,SCOUNDRELS,LADIES AND GIRLS Of UNUSUAL VIRTUE ,A NEW FIERO CLUB IS FORMING AND ACCEPTING MEN OF CULTURE & OLD FASHION VALUES..i KNOW,,I KNOW THIS LEAVES YOU OUT COMPLETELY,FORTUNATELY THE POWERS THAT BE HAVE AN OPTION FOR THE CULTURALLY VANQUISHED, UNWASHED FIERO OWNER AS YOUR SELF..

..You can make amens ,i know you love fieros and want to be with other Fiero owners,smelly as they might be ! the answer is Fieros against rabid tyrants,, yes its FART for you,no more stealth flatulence ,come out in the open,squirt freely ,even shoot mudbutt with out fear.farts can shoot out the butt at 7 mph Ive heard some porculent,porcine fiero owners reach 25mph, world record stuff,camels, termites, gerbils and humans are tremendous farters,humans give off 1/2 liter of fart gas per day,, farts ARE flamable containing methane,hydrogen,nitrogen they are like bombs, light a match behind some of the blathering windbags in OT and the obese fiero owner flammer would be like an odorferous flamethrower,room clearers for certain,do be carefull of mudbutt when you send out a JATO power flamer as a wet brown projectile will ruin your pants
Of course I am an officer in the new fart organization..It is lonly at the top,, butt oh so comforting to look down on you flatulent peasants (sweeter air up here)

JATO=Jet Assisted Take Off

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Report this Post02-07-2011 11:43 AM Click Here to See the Profile for doublec4Click Here to Email doublec4Send a Private Message to doublec4Direct Link to This Post
Soooo how do I sign up?

and how do you come up with these posts? Every single one of them; amazing.
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Report this Post02-07-2011 11:59 AM Click Here to See the Profile for uhlanstanClick Here to Email uhlanstanSend a Private Message to uhlanstanDirect Link to This Post
Im an illiterate racist bad spelling moron,, you have to ask the queers and liberals on this forum, they motivate me to a lower form of mindless idiocy & gutter humour ultra right wing John Wayne fantasy..also i have suffered severe brain damage ,makes me ramble on.
I could not make the above post funny because we have young readers on the forum,some here think my post are cruel or to sexual ,I do not post unless i know something much worse was posted with the exception of "Butt pirates march"
Fortunately being slammed in Tech ,now I post less there saves me a lot of time not having to help ,I take glee in a recent post, all seem wrong ,I knew the correct solution & did not post ,I have serve the community
I read my effect on the forum,I regonize my words ,most excellent!! I personally love to plagerize
My military & weapons post are mostly from my own experience as a world traveller and yellow frightened coward,who often wet the front of my pants
My favorite post was the "butt sniffers march" then "traitors rapture to Mt.Fuji"
Many here hate my Guts ,hate my style ,hate my grammer and spelling,,HOORAH !!

i AM A LOW RENT MEMBER OF THE UNWASHED FIERO COMMUNITY AND ATTEMP TO ADD TO FIERO OWNERS ENJOYMENT OF THE FORUM, FUNNIER POST MEAN MORE UNWANTED VERMIN WILL RETURN MORE OFTEN ,HOPEFULLY ADDING A FEW SHECKLES/PESOs TO CLIFFS SOON TO BE BULGING BANK ACCOUNT,WHICH PROVIDES FOR HIM TO RETIRE IN OPPULENT SPLENDOR WITH 2 BUXOM WASP WAISTED YOUNG COMPLIANT BEAUTIES WHO WILL WORSHIP HIM AS LONG AS THE COIN DOES NOT RUN OUT!!

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Report this Post02-07-2011 12:32 PM Click Here to See the Profile for fieroguy123Click Here to Email fieroguy123Send a Private Message to fieroguy123Direct Link to This Post
Wow. I don't know whether to laugh or cry at all that.

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Report this Post02-07-2011 12:57 PM Click Here to See the Profile for carbonSend a Private Message to carbonDirect Link to This Post
Dude... isn't the space supposed to come after the comma, not before?
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Report this Post02-07-2011 01:38 PM Click Here to See the Profile for Terry_wClick Here to Email Terry_wSend a Private Message to Terry_wDirect Link to This Post
 
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Dude... isn't the space supposed to come after the comma, not before?


He said he was illiterate
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Report this Post02-07-2011 02:22 PM Click Here to See the Profile for batousai666Send a Private Message to batousai666Direct Link to This Post
beep.....*WORKING**COMPUTING*
beep......
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Report this Post02-07-2011 02:39 PM Click Here to See the Profile for CarverTooClick Here to Email CarverTooSend a Private Message to CarverTooDirect Link to This Post
Amazing!

"Church Lady" has nothing on you.
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Report this Post02-07-2011 02:41 PM Click Here to See the Profile for Stubby79Send a Private Message to Stubby79Direct Link to This Post
Absolutely amazing!
We are but puny mortals, basking in your divine flatulence! Thank you for humbling us so!
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Report this Post02-07-2011 02:51 PM Click Here to See the Profile for HockadaySend a Private Message to HockadayDirect Link to This Post
-hopes someone explains the point of this...in before trash-

P.S. my sig seems to fit nicely with this thread...

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Reading this thread made me drool and forget my name.
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Report this Post02-07-2011 04:37 PM Click Here to See the Profile for Cheever3000Send a Private Message to Cheever3000Direct Link to This Post
I don't get it.
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Report this Post02-07-2011 05:41 PM Click Here to See the Profile for Hulki U. My-BFFClick Here to Email Hulki U. My-BFFSend a Private Message to Hulki U. My-BFFDirect Link to This Post
WELL ALL OF YOU PANTY WAIST GUM SUCKERS AND QUEERS,,,I'M SURPRISED YOU ARE TOO UNINTELLIGENT READ STUPID TO UNDERSTAND THE THINKING OF ULH.......Oh look, a fly...........GIRLY MEN SCOUNDREL GUTTER SLUGS AND..........pretty bird.............YOU SHOULD JUST TAKE THE COMMIES WORD FOR IT,,,LIBERAL PANSIES.......I like Fieros.

That should help sum it up for those who did not understand before.
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Report this Post02-07-2011 06:02 PM Click Here to See the Profile for jeep107Click Here to Email jeep107Send a Private Message to jeep107Direct Link to This Post
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Now that was funny......Oh a Butterfly!
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Report this Post02-07-2011 06:06 PM Click Here to See the Profile for DanyelClick Here to visit Danyel's HomePageSend a Private Message to DanyelDirect Link to This Post
get the fly swatter .... those winter flies can be hazardous to your mental health !!!!

** slaps knee ** now that is ...... weird ....
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Report this Post02-07-2011 06:10 PM Click Here to See the Profile for InTheLeadSend a Private Message to InTheLeadDirect Link to This Post
What the hell did I just try to read.

Moving along.
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Report this Post02-07-2011 10:53 PM Click Here to See the Profile for uhlanstanClick Here to Email uhlanstanSend a Private Message to uhlanstanDirect Link to This Post
Now thats the spirit !! keep it up,also add to this
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Report this Post02-07-2011 11:03 PM Click Here to See the Profile for TheRealShadowXClick Here to Email TheRealShadowXSend a Private Message to TheRealShadowXDirect Link to This Post
What..... the..... F***!?!?!?!?!

I like it....

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What is this I don't even
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Report this Post02-08-2011 06:04 AM Click Here to See the Profile for GwainClick Here to visit Gwain's HomePageClick Here to Email GwainSend a Private Message to GwainDirect Link to This Post
I'm concerned. Most of the praise is from our Canada friends!

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Report this Post02-08-2011 11:47 AM Click Here to See the Profile for Stubby79Send a Private Message to Stubby79Direct Link to This Post
 
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Originally posted by Gwain:

I'm concerned. Most of the praise is from our Canada friends!



There is the same amount of praise for Stan's gutter humor on either side of the border. The other half of the Canadian praise is for Hulki's hilarous Stan impression. That was even funnier than what Stan said!
At least he hasn't mentioned pink Fiero's yet...
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Report this Post02-08-2011 08:32 PM Click Here to See the Profile for Cliff PennockClick Here to visit Cliff Pennock's HomePageClick Here to Email Cliff PennockSend a Private Message to Cliff PennockDirect Link to This Post
Not sure what this is about but I'm pretty sure it's not really about Fieros...
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Report this Post02-08-2011 08:40 PM Click Here to See the Profile for NEPTUNESend a Private Message to NEPTUNEDirect Link to This Post
Sorry guys, EVERYBODY who lives in Orlando isn't like that.
But plenty are....

Stan, have you left Central Florida Fieros?
Or have they left you?


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Originally posted by Cliff Pennock:

Not sure what this is about but I'm pretty sure it's not really about Fieros...



I it's

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Report this Post02-08-2011 08:45 PM Click Here to See the Profile for RallasterSend a Private Message to RallasterDirect Link to This Post
I'm not sure if there's really anything to say...

I really needed that laugh. Thank you all!!!

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Report this Post02-08-2011 08:52 PM Click Here to See the Profile for Doni HaganSend a Private Message to Doni HaganDirect Link to This Post
Don't believe the hype....Stan is anything BUT illiterate! In fact, he expresses himself better than quite a few of us.

It just takes reading his stuff over a few times.
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Report this Post02-08-2011 08:58 PM Click Here to See the Profile for Dr BrockwellSend a Private Message to Dr BrockwellDirect Link to This Post
I'm guessing his username/password has been compromised?.........maybe........I hope that is the reason for all this
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Report this Post02-08-2011 09:15 PM Click Here to See the Profile for MidEngineManiacSend a Private Message to MidEngineManiacDirect Link to This Post
 
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Originally posted by Gwain:

I'm concerned. Most of the praise is from our Canada friends!



FFFFfaaaarrrrrtttttt !!

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Originally posted by Dr Brockwell:

I'm guessing his username/password has been compromised?.........maybe........I hope that is the reason for all this


You obviously don't know Stan. This is the norm for him.

Edit: http://www.fierosearch.com/...stan&Action=DoSearch There's too many to post individual links, you'll have to look through them yourself.

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