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Police work must be entertaining as well as dangerous. by proff
Started on: 02-03-2011 05:27 AM
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In summary, the police arrested Patrick Lawrence, 22 year old white male, in a pumpkin patch at 12.01 A.M. on Friday.

On Monday, at the Gwinnett County (GA) courthouse, Lawrence was charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public indecency, and public intoxication.

The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch on his way home from a drinking session when he decided to stop, 'You know how a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around for miles or at least I thought there wasn't anyone around' he stated in a telephone interview.

Lawrence went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purpose, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his alleged need. 'Guess I was really into it, you know?' he commented with evident embarrassment.

In the process of doing the deed, Lawrence failed to notice an approaching police car and was unaware of his audience until Officer Brenda Taylor approached him.

'It was an unusual situation, that's for sure,' said Officer Taylor. 'I walked up to Lawrence and he's just banging away at this pumpkin.' Officer Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Lawrence .

'I said, 'Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you're having sex with a pumpkin??' He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there, and then he looked me straight in the face and said... 'A pumpkin? **** ... is it midnight already?'

This was in the Washington Post ... the title of the article was 'Best Come Back Line Ever.'




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I read this to Melanie and she just said, “Ewe”

And in frt. of a lady cop. Talk about being embarrassed. I can just see the smile on her face when he answered is it midnight already.

Steve

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quote
Originally posted by datacop:

http://www.snopes.com/risque/caught/pumpkin.asp


You would have to go and ruin it wouldn't you...
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What is a West Virginians favorite holiday? Halloween, because all West Virginians love to pump kin!

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Originally posted by jimbolaya:

What is a West Virginians favorite holiday? Halloween, because all West Virginians love to pump kin!

Jim


now thats funny
are there red necks in Virgina?
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Originally posted by proff:


now thats funny
are there red necks in Virgina?


Plenty, State mandated, one per household.

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Originally posted by jimbolaya:


Plenty, State mandated, one per household.

Jim


if any Aussie saw a red neck we would just laugh at them
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Originally posted by proff:


if any Aussie saw a red neck we would just laugh at them


Its not just the Aussies proff...We ALL laugh at rednecks--even us rednecks !!!!
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