Found this on another forum and thought it looked fun to play here...

Hey everyone. The point is to make a wish, and then the next person will grant said wish, but "corrupt" it. For example.

"I wish for a basketball"

Next person:
"Granted, but it's flat

I wish for a beer keg"

Next person:
"Granted, but it's empty" and so on and so on...BE CREATIVE

I wish I could decide what to wish for...

quote Originally posted by F-I-E-R-O: I wish I could decide what to wish for...

Granted.. Your time is up... Sorry...


I wish for world peace

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Granted, but you live under a dictatorship with no freedom. Think 1984.

I wish that I was at home right now, and not half way across the world.

Granted, but now the country your in told you that you couldn't go home.

I wish for a collection of Fiero's and Corvette's

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quote Originally posted by craigsfiero2007: I wish for a collection of Fiero's and Corvette's

Granted... now go wash and wax those stoves, refrigerators, toasters and microwaves.


I wish I could take over the world

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quote Originally posted by 84Bill: I wish I could take over the world

Granted, but you're Kim Jong-il.

I wish people would stop being so stupid

quote Originally posted by ryan.hess: I wish people would stop being so stupid

Granted: but now you're the dumb one and nobody wants to read or listen to you anymore.

I wish I could go back in time to the beginning of high school and start all over again...

Granted: but you know have no arms.


I wish I could do angelina jolie and avril lavinge at the same time.

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Granted...but they both have AIDS.

I don't wish for anything.

Granted, you're dead.

I wish for the winning mega lottery ticket.

quote Originally posted by Gokart Mozart: Granted, you're dead. I wish for the winning mega lottery ticket.

Granted: you get it paid out in a dollar a month.


I wish for aids

quote Originally posted by 84fierotrevor: Granted: you get it paid out in a dollar a month. I wish for aids

Granted, but you passed it on to your loved ones before you died.

I wish for eternal happiness

quote Originally posted by Jermz238: Granted, but you passed it on to your loved ones before you died. I wish for eternal happiness

Granted, but your ceiling kitty can now talk and is telling everyone

I wish for a new million dollar home.

I wish for a new million dollar home.

Granted, but it burned to the ground

I wish I could fly!

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Granted but your afraid of heights.

I wish I could see the future.

Granted: But you can only see 2 seconds into an alternate reality.

I wish I knew what I was doing.

Granted it's called Master.... but now we all know what your doing.

I wish I was invisible

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Granted, but your clothes aren't.

I wish that I had a Fiero again.

Granted, but you now own a Fiero.

I wish for a strawberry frogurt.

Granted. But the motor and transmission are on back order in a warehouse somewhere in Bangladesh.

I wish I could meet Jessi Combs and she would fall head-over-heels for me.

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Whade' "The Duck Formerly Known As Wade" Duck
'87 GT Auto
'88 Ferrario
'84 Indy

quote Originally posted by Formula88: I wish for a strawberry frogurt.

Granted, but I made it, and my name is Tyler Durden.

I wish more people would try out AUgWorld...

(This thread is really really cool, btw)

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quote Originally posted by FieroRumor: Granted, but I made it, and my name is Tyler Durden. I wish more people would try out AUgWorld... (This thread is really really cool, btw)

Granted: But it turns into another failed attempt, just like "Virtual Places" from the late 90s.

I wish I wasn't at work today.

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Granted. But now you're in a sewage treatment plant.

Still waiting on Jessi.

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Whade' "The Duck Formerly Known As Wade" Duck
'87 GT Auto
'88 Ferrario
'84 Indy

quote Originally posted by FieroRumor: I wish more people would try out AUgWorld...

Granted, but now your servers crashed.

I wish for the return of the "am I a thread killer?"

quote Originally posted by whadeduck: Granted. But now you're in a sewage treatment plant. Still waiting on Jessi.

The problem is, you granted the former wish after someone beat you to the punch. So Jessi may have to wait unless you repost your wish in response to granting the latest wish in line.

We are back on track with mine

SO:

Granted, you meet Jessi Combs, and she DOES fall head over heels for you, as she falls down 17 flights of stairs, snaps her neck and dies on the way down.

I wish my Fiero ran right.

That was just downright cruel. But ok, your Fiero runs right. It's getting it to go left that just aint happening.

Wished all my home improvements were done.

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Whade' "The Duck Formerly Known As Wade" Duck
'87 GT Auto
'88 Ferrario
'84 Indy

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Granted, but you just posted in "Girls Without Fieros"...

I wish I were between the legs of a beautiful...no, wait, I made that wish once before...

I wish the genie who granted that wish had the crabs...

quote Originally posted by Vonov: Granted, but you just posted in "Girls Without Fieros"... I wish I were between the legs of a beautiful...no, wait, I made that wish once before... I wish the genie who granted that wish had the crabs...

Granted: But everything that happens to him gets revisited on you 120 times over. Your crabs are not microscopic. They are Dinner Plate sized.

I wish my co-worker had not fallen 20 feet this weekend onto a concrete slab. (He is in a coma now.)

Granted, but a box of kittens broke his fall.

I wish this work day was over.

quote Originally posted by BtotheB: Granted, but a box of kittens broke his fall. I wish this work day was over.

Granted: But the G-Man has put you back in Stasis until you are needed again. (Half-Life reference.)

I wish I had a million dollars, and a fur coat, but not a real fur coat, that's cruel.

quote Originally posted by Synthesis: Granted: But the G-Man has put you back in Stasis until you are needed again. (Half-Life reference.) I wish I had a million dollars, and a fur coat, but not a real fur coat, that's cruel.

Granted, but you have to wear a real green dress and eat Kraft Dinner with dijon ketchup.

I wish I were an Oscar Meyer weiner.

Granted: But Eric Cartman has you, and is trying to teach a pony how to bite you off of a Scarecrow. The problem is, the Pony likes to "play" instead.

I wish I was in Hawaii right now.

Granted, but there's a typhoon.

I wish today was over.

Granted. But in a twist of chronology, the day keeps repeating.

I wish this migraine would go away.

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Whade' "The Duck Formerly Known As Wade" Duck
'87 GT Auto
'88 Ferrario
'84 Indy

quote Originally posted by whadeduck: Granted. But in a twist of chronology, the day keeps repeating. I wish this migraine would go away.

Granted, but the pain has moved to your lower intestines, giving you horrific gas. You become alienated from all your friends, family and coworkers.

I wish I had a Fiero again.

quote Originally posted by BtotheB: Granted, but the pain has moved to your lower intestines, giving you horrific gas. You become alienated from all your friends, family and coworkers. I wish I had a Fiero again.

Can't grant a wish when it already happens.

Granted. You are now the proud owner of a Fiero that leaks everywhere. Oil, transmission, and coolant. None of the weatherstripping seals.

Wished I had a better job.

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Whade' "The Duck Formerly Known As Wade" Duck
'87 GT Auto
'88 Ferrario
'84 Indy

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quote Originally posted by whadeduck: Can't grant a wish when it already happens. Granted. You are now the proud owner of a Fiero that leaks everywhere. Oil, transmission, and coolant. None of the weatherstripping seals. Wished I had a better job.

Granted, but a large piece of machinery just landed on your crotch.


Wish I didn't forget my umbrella on the bus on the way to work...

Granted, but the umbrella is covered in urine.

I wish I could stand on the Moon and see the "earth-rise".

Granted. But someone used too much yeast and the Earth exploded.

Wish this machinery was off my crotch.

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Whade' "The Duck Formerly Known As Wade" Duck
'87 GT Auto
'88 Ferrario
'84 Indy

Granted.. but you have nothing there before that.


I wish I could find the end of a rainbow.