granted, no more e-clair, however "joes" still wating

i wish that the bear trap would get the next person who wishes instead of me


(edited cuz i be stooopid)

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Granted, OUCH!!!!!! F^ck!!!!!! now i want to hit you, accually, im going to.......

i wish i could randomly burst into flames on will at church.

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Granted, and now no one wants to sit next to you anymore because you keep setting the pew on fire.

I wish I could always have enough money for whatever I need or want.

quote Originally posted by Jaygee79: I wish I could always have enough money for whatever I need or want.

Granted... you are now a man.


I wish I hadn't granted that last wish

Granted. But, what Jaygee79 wants is you.

I wish I could be a benevolent dictator for six months.

quote Originally posted by 84Bill: Granted... you are now a man. I wish I hadn't granted that last wish

Granted, jaygee is in a cardboard box in an alley somewhere because of you!

I wish I was a professional dominatrix.

quote Originally posted by BekaintaFunk: Granted, jaygee is in a cardboard box in an alley somewhere because of you! I wish I was a professional dominatrix.

Granted but you work for fogglethorpe the benevolent dictator and he is never bad enough to punish.

I wish I was 21 again.

Granted, but you still have your middle-age paunch.

I wish I was bad enough to punish.

quote Originally posted by fogglethorpe: Granted, but you still have your middle-age paunch. I wish I was bad enough to punish.

Granted, but just as I have you tied up and ready to punish for being a dirty boy, I am kidnapped by someone!

Now... I wish I knew who kidnapped me and why

quote Originally posted by BekaintaFunk: Now... I wish I knew who kidnapped me and why

Granted but you were taken from behind, blindfolded, ravaged and were left with a black rose on your pillow never knowing who it was.


I wish it was me.

Granted. But, now you're doing twenty-six years in the can.

I wish some huge grunt named Bubba would take a shine to you.

quote Originally posted by fogglethorpe: Granted. But, now you're doing twenty-six years in the can. I wish some huge grunt named Bubba would take a shine to you.

Granted, but that bubba is secretly me and I give him the beating of a lifetime

I wish I had ten strangers and Jenna Jameson in my bedroom

quote Originally posted by BekaintaFunk: I wish I had ten strangers and Jenna Jameson in my bedroom

Granted... It's corrupt enough as it is.

I wish I could be there.

quote Originally posted by 84Bill: I wish I could be there.

Granted
The serial killer has eluded the police for the 12 time. The only break in the case is that the bodies have been recovered in the bedroom of the last victim. Jenna Jameson seems to have been dead the longest, the owner of the house was the last victim and the other 10 people as of this post have not been identified.

I wish we were not out of toilet paper.

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Granted, but your bathroom has been replaced by a two-story out house, and the upper stall is occupied.

I wish that I could afford to go flying right now.

quote Originally posted by AntiKev: I wish that I could afford to go flying right now.

Granted, you go into business with 84Bill and after a long flight out to sea you find out what his favorite hobby is.

I wish there were more of me so I could get more done.

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quote Originally posted by Jake_Dragon: I wish there were more of me so I could get more done.

Granted....
I'll give you the 50lbs I gained in the past year since quitting smoking. There is now 50lbs more of you.

I wish I didn't have to work this week after working 3 weeks straight.

quote Originally posted by aceman: Granted.... I'll give you the 50lbs I gained in the past year since quitting smoking. There is now 50lbs more of you. I wish I didn't have to work this week after working 3 weeks straight.

granted but now you dont have a job

i wish my fiero was in mint condition with only 5k miles on it

quote Originally posted by dvlmn: granted but now you dont have a job i wish my fiero was in mint condition with only 5k miles on it

Granted, but you left the keys on the bar last night and a couple of rednecks have been playing field hockey with it all night long.

I wish I the Real Estate Market was like it was 5 years ago.

Granted...but bush is still president


I wish i wasnt in the navy (we arent even a real military anyways)

quote Originally posted by americasfuture2k: I wish i wasnt in the navy (we arent even a real military anyways)

Granted, you finally sneak across the boarder and settle into jobs that Canadians wont do.

I wish it was 1986 again and I had a second chance in the Navy
HT3 Jake_Dragon

quote Originally posted by Jake_Dragon: Granted, you finally sneak across the boarder and settle into jobs that Canadians wont do. I wish it was 1986 again and I had a second chance in the Navy HT3 Jake_Dragon

Granted: But the Don't Ask Don't Tell Policy means nothing to you, and you go around flirting with all the wrong men.

I wish Bekainta would come back to life and come punish me, over and over again.

quote Originally posted by Synthesis: Granted: But the Don't Ask Don't Tell Policy means nothing to you, and you go around flirting with all the wrong men. I wish Bekainta would come back to life and come punish me, over and over again.

Granted, but you won't enjoy the punishment that spankme will be dishing out after witnessing you two.

I wish the drive from Omaha to Minneapolis was much shorter than 5-6 hours and 400 miles

quote Originally posted by aceman: Granted, but you won't enjoy the punishment that spankme will be dishing out after witnessing you two. I wish the drive from Omaha to Minneapolis was much shorter than 5-6 hours and 400 miles

Hehehe. Spankme would join in.

Granted: Omaha is now in your backyard in the Twin Cities. You step on it one day while mowing the grass.

I wish I could figure out how these damned drawers go back into the filing cabinet.

Granted. You realized that the filing cabinet was upside down, and put the drawers in upside down to fit. Now you spend hours straightening up the paperwork.

I wish I could finally get my Supra running right, so that I can finally drive it.

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granted but now the tranny is slipping and the brakes are froze up

i wish for 200 dollars

quote Originally posted by red84sematt: granted but now the tranny is slipping and the brakes are froze up i wish for 200 dollars

Granted, but you get arrested for giving 200 hand jobs in a public place.

I wish I could lose weight.

quote Originally posted by Synthesis: Granted, but you get arrested for giving 200 hand jobs in a public place. I wish I could lose weight.

Granted, I use my special ways to make you loose weight. Unfortunatly I work you so hard you only weigh 113 lbs and everyone laughs at you.

I wish the living room would remodel itself.

quote Originally posted by BekaintaFunk: Granted, I use my special ways to make you loose weight. Unfortunatly I work you so hard you only weigh 113 lbs and everyone laughs at you. I wish the living room would remodel itself.

Granted: I remodel the living room while you are asleep, and make it the living room of your fantasies.

I wish Bekainta would use her special ways on me more.

granted.....but they involve hot irons, hot fire place pokers and a tourniquete.

i wish i could remember.....

quote Originally posted by americasfuture2k: i wish i could remember.....

Granted it goes like this .....

I wish everyone a crappy weekend so when my wish is corrupted we will all have great a weekend.

granted "everyone" has a crappy weekend, except those who have posted in this thread, they a great "lotto" winning weekend....

i wish i could win a big lotto prize...

granted......your prize is a big steaming nugget from a redneck named lotto....

i wish i was a pirate.....arrr! haha, not a but pirate!

granted, you are not a but pirate.... you are now a "butt pirate" and its your turn in the barrel....

i wish i was not bored....

quote Originally posted by tmur115: i wish i was not bored....

granted its monday and you have to go back to work

I wish computer parts didnt cost so much.

Grasnted..but when I took out the drill you were being bored with, I struck oil..you are now owned by Texaco..
I wish I was .
Nick

granted, you have now ledally changed your name to nick. nick is known as a prostitute immagrant from korea. and is only 13 years old with every disease that has mutated to not die. no one will talk to you now.

i wish i could reach the remote. im too lazy.....

Granted, you now have significantly longer arms to reach the remote. However, none of your shirts fit you anymore.

I wish I could be a contestant on 'Don't Forget The Lyrics'

Granted: but you lose the first round.


I wish my Cadillac wasn't rear ended.