Granted. Deabionni acquires two giant breasts which have been fed on a silicone mixture for the last 3 weeks, and have grown to gargantuan size. They are now roaming the countryside killing people. The cream slows them down. The milk kills them. (Bonus Wish if you know what movie that is from and who directed it.)

I wish these computers were working OK already.

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GRANTED. They WORK, but TOO WELL. They NEVER break down again, and you get fired. Your new job is to fill men's boobies with the silicon that would have been used to make the chips in other computers...

I wish I owned this page...

(Damn you, whoever double-posed on the previos page! )

[This message has been edited by FieroRumor (edited 10-26-2007).]

120 degrees constant temp, Current Occupants of "Our Island aka Hell" : Barney, Tinky Winky, Jaygee79(King), F-I-E-R-O, kinboyatuwo(being kicked in the groin by chuck norris), AntiKev (flatens out the Ruts), Back On Holiday (buried upto his neck while baby tiger plays with him), the rest is filled with laywers(whats that jaygee79?)

quote Originally posted by FieroRumor: GRANTED. They WORK, but TOO WELL. They NEVER break down again, and you get fired. Your new job is to fill men's boobies with the silicon that would have been used to make the chips in other computers... I wish I owned this page...

Granted, your page 7 post is now printed on every section of toilet paper, so everytime on the Island of Hell, we own your post when we wipe our butts.
I wish tmur115 was back on the Island of Hell.

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granted but now he is crab sized and pinches your toes for fun. lol sorry man

i wish was spending this time with my gf instead doing stupid stuff for my dad uhhh

120 degrees constant temp, 1 mile long - 3 foot wide - Current Occupants of "The Island of Hell" : Barney, Tinky Winky, Jaygee79(King), F-I-E-R-O, kinboyatuwo(being kicked in the groin by chuck norris), AntiKev (flatens out the Ruts), tmur115(crab sized, pinching Back On Holidays toes, red84sematt with his gf and dad doing stupid stuff, Back On Holiday (buried upto his neck while baby tiger plays with him), the rest is filled with laywers(whats that jaygee79?)

quote Originally posted by red84sematt: granted but now he is crab sized and pinches your toes for fun. lol sorry man i wish was spending this time with my gf instead doing stupid stuff for my dad uhhh

Granted, but you and your gf are doing stupid stuff for your dad on the Island of Hell
I wish the laywers (jaygee79's lawyers) would help F-I-E-R-O out

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granted, f-i-e-r-o 's troubles are over , however the lawers somehow are making "you" the fall guy

i wish that all the bad things that happened to me since joining this thread would have happened to my ex instead.....

120 degrees constant temp, 1 mile long - 3 foot wide - Current Occupants of "The Island of Hell" : Barney, Tinky Winky, Jaygee79, F-I-E-R-O, kinboyatuwo, AntiKev , tmur115, red84sematt with his gf and dad, Back On Holiday, and tmur115's EX-Girlfriend

quote Originally posted by tmur115: granted, f-i-e-r-o 's troubles are over , however the lawers somehow are making "you" the fall guy i wish that all the bad things that happened to me since joining this thread would have happened to my ex instead.....

Granted, all of us get into our Stretched DeLorean time machine (Barney, Tinky Winky, Jaygee79, F-I-E-R-O, kinboyatuwo, AntiKev, tmur115, red84sematt with his gf and dad , Back On Holiday) and pickup tmur115's EX-Girlfriend, we then head back in time to the beginning of Hell Islands creation, as we approach 88mph the next instant is filled with debris from Uranus and we throw tmur115's EX-Girlfriend out onto the island and everytime someone makes a wish about someone on the island it happens to her x2, we then watch and laugh at the events, and then return to our normal time when everyone(except tmur115's EX-Girlfriend ) on the island is normal.

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I wish I was the ruler of the island, in the form of me in my sexy cat woman oufit, 45 feet tall, with my own stone castle that the ex girlfriend had to build by hand and is now my daily toast slave.

I want my own airplane hanger full of all the Fiero's ever produced.. All on multi level car lifts and all the cars drip oil onto each other. I'd get naked and roll around in the oil sliding from one Fiero to Fiero. After finally sliding down from different Fiero's I'd hit the concrete and making a greasy snow angel thing on the floor and get back on the escalator and do it all over again.

quote Originally posted by BekaintaFunk: I wish I was the ruler of the island, in the form of me in my sexy cat woman oufit, 45 feet tall, with my own stone castle that the ex girlfriend had to build by hand and is now my daily toast slave.

Granted. But now you, me, my big breasts (thanks Rumor ), and the ex-girlfriend are the only ones on this deserted island.

I wish I didn't have silicon-filled big breasts.

[This message has been edited by Deabionni (edited 10-29-2007).]

granted, no more silicon... now its jello, lots of jello

i wish i could afford a 3800sc swap

Granted... but you can never decide on which tranny to use.

I wish I had a new computer.

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quote Originally posted by Jarhead 2m4: I wish I had a new computer.

Granted, however a poorly coded Skynet clone takes control of the computer, and sics a T-X which looks and sounds like Richard Simmons with jello-filled breasts on you.

I wish that North America would adapt its daylight-requiring activities to the changing of the seaons, instead of FUBARing everyone's clocks twice a year.

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Granted, there is no sun at all to mess with the time and we all become nocturnal.

I wish the hospital food I have to eat on break wasnt so terrible.

quote Originally posted by BekaintaFunk: Granted, there is no sun at all to mess with the time and we all become nocturnal. I wish the hospital food I have to eat on break wasnt so terrible.

Granted.
You now weigh 975 pounds.
I wish trolls would vanish from the internet.

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granted, there are no trolls on the internet, however now "ghost like" trolls haunt your real life mocking you

i wish i could decide which transmision to use w/3800 sc

granted u get a c3 out of a junk 83 mustang, btw c3 are auto just in case u didnt know.

i wish for $200,000 i would donate half to charity and use to rest to put a down payment on a home and finish my trucks/cars/other stuff. man im poor

quote Originally posted by red84sematt: granted u get a c3 out of a junk 83 mustang, btw c3 are auto just in case u didnt know. i wish for $200,000 i would donate half to charity and use to rest to put a down payment on a home and finish my trucks/cars/other stuff. man im poor

Granted, except the money self destructs, killing all of the needy kids. Also you build you house, get your cars all nice and while your chillin naked in your hot tub, PETA nukes your house because they heard you were so rich, your thanksgiving turkey was a bald eagle.

I wish I had two slices of seedless rye bread toast with butter and hot cocoa.

granted , but unfortunetly for you my ex cannot even make toast without burning it but lucky for you your 45feet tall and can barely taste it

i wish for just a second of peace.....

quote Originally posted by tmur115: granted , but unfortunetly for you my ex cannot even make toast without burning it but lucky for you your 45feet tall and can barely taste it i wish for just a second of peace.....

granted, but its after your fiero collides with a train and you walking down that tunnel with the light at the end?
(kinda a hard one to do)

i wish my fiero was done

quote Originally posted by DEMONCHILD: granted, but its after your fiero collides with a train and you walking down that tunnel with the light at the end? (kinda a hard one to do) i wish my fiero was done

Granted, but its over done... like... Jordans car over done.

I wish there was super sized rye bread so me being 45 feet tall, could taste its greatness in toast form.

[QUOTE]Originally posted by BekaintaFunk:


Granted, but its over done... like... Jordans car over done.

QUOTE]

over done?

quote Originally posted by DEMONCHILD: i wish to see a woman in a bikini covered in butter n hot co-co lmao................

Granted. You lick the butter & hot co-co off of Bekinata's super sized piece of burnt seedless rye toast and find the image of a bikini'd woman underneath. The super sized piece of toast naturally had a super sized amount of butter on it, and you have a heart attack before you have a chance to appreciate funky food art.

I wish that Bekinata would share her super sized rye bread, 'cause I could use a really big smoked meat sandwich right about now.

Granted, but you end up being allergic to rye and your face puffs up three times it's size.

I wish I had a Fiero again.

granted , but its a 1/100th diecast almost to small to see.... (on another note cool .. going into the light, not the other place)

i wish i didnt have to die to get peace

quote Originally posted by tmur115: granted , but its a 1/100th diecast almost to small to see.... (on another note cool .. going into the light, not the other place) i wish i didnt have to die to get peace

Granted, you loose all brain function and are placed in padded white room which you think is heaven because your brain turned to mush, which in turn has made you feel peace.

I wish I wasnt addicted to toast.


O yea... I meant over done... like too much crap, tacky, riced, ya know...

Granted, but toast is now illegal and possession of toast will result in a $500 fine in/or 6 months in prison.

I wish I cool!

Granted, your so cool your liver temp is only 2 degrees!!

I wish the fine for toast possetion was lifted

quote Originally posted by BekaintaFunk: Granted, you loose all brain function and are placed in padded white room which you think is heaven because your brain turned to mush, which in turn has made you feel peace. I wish I wasnt addicted to toast. O yea... I meant over done... like too much crap, tacky, riced, ya know...

meh im not exactly looking for riced look im looking for race/sport look...if i wanted riced id get a foreign car: honda,nissan,toyota.. mostly what i want is bone stock look with some nice rims and good paint job (possibly two tone idk how itd look on a fiero just yet )

quote Originally posted by DEMONCHILD: meh im not exactly looking for riced look im looking for race/sport look...if i wanted riced id get a foreign car: honda,nissan,toyota.. mostly what i want is bone stock look with some nice rims and good paint job (possibly two tone idk how itd look on a fiero just yet )

hmmm I dont know if your joking or missed the point or what....

granted but now butter is rare........worth much more than equal weight in gold....you can nolonger afford butter and must eat your rye toast plain and dry
i wish...............
sumone would help me learn to speak german better

quote Originally posted by DEMONCHILD: granted but now butter is rare........worth much more than equal weight in gold....you can nolonger afford butter and must eat your rye toast plain and dry i wish............... sumone would help me learn to speak german better

Granted. You now speak German better than anyone else. However, in doing so, you no longer remember how to speak English.

I wish Demonchild would stay on topic within this thread.

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granted, however its just in his mind, to the rest of the world it stays the same.....

i wish i could think of a better wish

granted.....but you caught your sac in the zipper

i wish i had common sense

quote Originally posted by americasfuture2k: granted.....but you caught your sac in the zipper i wish i had common sense

Granted, but now all your liberal friends hate you, call you a fascist, and egg your house once a week.

I wish I had a chocolate covered eclare to go with my morning cuppa joe.

granted, but clair does not like being covered in chocolate and your cup of joe is "Joe" not coffee

i wish my sac was not caught in my zipper

quote Originally posted by tmur115: granted, but clair does not like being covered in chocolate and your cup of joe is "Joe" not coffee i wish my sac was not caught in my zipper

Granted, it is caught between the teeth of a bear trap that has rusted shut.

I wish I could find something more interesting to do at work.

quote Originally posted by Synthesis: I wish I could find something more interesting to do at work.

Granted, but now you are responsible for dealing with angry customer complaints as well as your current job...for no more money!

I wish I hadn't had my chocolate eclare wish granted.