quote Originally posted by Back On Holiday: I wish the Eagles had not let the bears beat them.

Granted, they just lost to the Dolphins.

I wish the Eagles lose every game for the rest of the season, and are forced to send TO an apology letter...

quote Originally posted by F-I-E-R-O: Granted, they just lost to the Dolphins. I wish the Eagles lose every game for the rest of the season, and are forced to send TO an apology letter...

Granted, but then they win every game in '08 and beat the Cowgirls both times, 50+ to zero each time.

I wish The T-Rex was back

Granted however it is now the size of a mouse and it was eaten by a chiauhua

I wish I had some chili nachos.

quote Originally posted by HIOSILVER!: Granted however it is now the size of a mouse and it was eaten by a chiauhua I wish I had some chili nachos.

Granted, but you have "waterfall runs" for the rest of your life.
I wish the Chiauhua Threw up the mini-me t-rex

granted, but the the second its back, the stinking dog gobbles it down again

i wish i had a functioning spacesuit

quote Originally posted by tmur115: granted, but the the second its back, the stinking dog gobbles it down again i wish i had a functioning spacesuit

Granted, but your floating in orbit around Uranus

I wish it wasnt humid and 80 degrees here in PA today

granted, but tonite there will be hurricane like winds, and down pours = flooding. congrats lol

i wish for smarter people to work with on things,uhh some days

quote Originally posted by red84sematt: granted, but tonite there will be hurricane like winds, and down pours = flooding. congrats lol i wish for smarter people to work with on things,uhh some days

Granted, you are now 100 IQ points stupider, making everyone around you smarter by default.

I wish I hadn't hurt my back at work today.

granted, but now you hurt something else quite important as well,u know.

i wish for, i wish for the 68 charger the guy in town has

granted you stole the car now its broke down in his driveway, he's outside holding a bat ......

i wish i was not floating in orbit around Uranus

quote Originally posted by Puck: i wish i was not floating in orbit around Uranus

Granted... You are no longer a mischievous fairy circling Uranus but a mere mortal circling the drain like the rest of us.

I dont wish for anything.

quote Originally posted by 84Bill: Granted... You are no longer a mischievous fairy circling Uranus but a mere mortal circling the drain like the rest of us. I dont wish for anything.

Granted, but anything is actually something.... your ex-wife (if you want me to edit the pic out let me know)


I wish tmur115 was in orbit around Uranus with barney the purple dinosaur and tinky winky the purple tele-tubbie

granted... but its lonely in space so i wish Back On Holiday was here to keep me company....

quote Originally posted by tmur115: granted... but its lonely in space so i wish Back On Holiday was here to keep me company....

Granted, but it's REALLY lonely in space, and since you two are alone on a deserted island... well, you can do the math.

I wish someone would make me a triple decker BLT right now. Mmmmmmmmmm....

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quote Originally posted by F-I-E-R-O: Granted, but it's REALLY lonely in space, and since you two are alone on a deserted island... well, you can do the math. I wish someone would make me a triple decker BLT right now. Mmmmmmmmmm....

Granted: But since I'm in Virginia and your in New York, I eat the sandwich for you.

I wish I had a cool avatar like F-I-E-R-O

Jim

Granted, but F-I-E-R-O's PC crashed just before he could post the avatar; and the image is irrecoverable.

I wish I had a Fiero again.

quote Originally posted by Deabionni: Granted, but F-I-E-R-O's PC crashed just before he could post the avatar; and the image is irrecoverable. I wish I had a Fiero again.

Granted, but its on fire and you cant get out

I wish barney the purple dinosaur and tinky winky the purple tele-tubbie would knock me unconsious, as F-I-E-R-O, tmur115 and I float around Uranus.

Granted- as Barney, Tinky Winky, tmur115 ,F-I-E-R-O and the unconsious you float around Uranus, you wake up just as Uranus explodes in a MIlky Way and now you are all.......well you are all covered in brown.

I wish for no stumbling idle

Your Idle stops stumbling but you cant get the car to go now that the clutch has grenaded. (if its auto you are cursed enough driving a auto Sprts Car)

I wish for global warming so that winter would not happen here in Ontario

edit. Kant Speel

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quote Originally posted by kinboyatuwo: Your Idle stops stumbling but you cant get the car to go now that the clutch has grenaded. (if its auto you are cursed enough driving a auto Sprts Car) I wish for global warming so that winter would not happen here in Ontario edit. Kant Speel

Granted, but the entire planet is now under water except where a 1 mile pile of the exploding Uranus deposited enuf mass, and the Island is owned by the Barney, Tinky Winky, tmur115 ,F-I-E-R-O, and Back On Holiday.

I wish Barney, Tinky Winky, tmur115 ,F-I-E-R-O and I had Fieros on our Island

quote Originally posted by Back On Holiday: I wish Barney, Tinky Winky, tmur115 ,F-I-E-R-O and I had Fieros on our Island

Granted, however your island is 1 mile long and 3 feet wide.

I wish that the a-holes who keep phoning 9-1-1 with fake weapons threats against local public schools would permanently lose access to all variants of telecommunications devices, past and future.

quote Originally posted by dguy: Granted, however your island is 1 mile long and 3 feet wide. I wish that the a-holes who keep phoning 9-1-1 with fake weapons threats against local public schools would permanently lose access to all variants of telecommunications devices, past and future.

Granted but now they use smoke signals and burn down your house and ruin your Fiero in the process.

I wish for a fiero that is 2.5 feet wide to drive on our island

quote Originally posted by kinboyatuwo: I wish for a fiero that is 2.5 feet wide to drive on our island

Granted, but somebody posts a "I just threw up" thread with pics of you "narrow body build" and everyone who reads it sends you a message in a bottle with a copy of the thread making fun of it.

I wish that I hadn't gotten a warning to suspend my license for a "no sticker" violation that I supposedly got in Nov of 2003.

quote Originally posted by F-I-E-R-O: I wish that I hadn't gotten a warning to suspend my license for a "no sticker" violation that I supposedly got in Nov of 2003.

Granted: Instead, 23 police officers show up at your door to arrest you for 65,000 counts of indecent exposure dating back to when you were 2 years old and would take your Diaper off and run around naked outside. When you get to prison, your new cellmate "Bubba" finds out about what happened, and promptly proceeds to pressure you into becoming his girlfriend.

I wish I could find another 200 dollars for a new clutch kit for my car.

quote Originally posted by Synthesis: Granted: Instead, 23 police officers show up at your door to arrest you for 65,000 counts of indecent exposure dating back to when you were 2 years old and would take your Diaper off and run around naked outside. When you get to prison, your new cellmate "Bubba" finds out about what happened, and promptly proceeds to pressure you into becoming his girlfriend. I wish I could find another 200 dollars for a new clutch kit for my car.

Granted, but it was from the Cash register of the sunoco you just robbed
I wish our island was bigger

quote Originally posted by Back On Holiday: Granted, but it was from the Cash register of the sunoco you just robbed I wish our island was bigger

Granted, but now you've completely thrown off the entire ecosystem.

I wish I could get a better job.

granted, you get to be king, however you new "kingdom" is 3 feet wide and 1 mile long....

i wish i was back home being bored, this island is too small...

quote Originally posted by tmur115: granted, you get to be king, however you new "kingdom" is 3 feet wide and 1 mile long.... i wish i was back home being bored, this island is too small...

Granted, you are back in your home with no way out. There are no windows or doors and terrible 90's rap playing at all times.

I wish for a baby tiger

quote Originally posted by kinboyatuwo: Granted, you are back in your home with no way out. There are no windows or doors and terrible 90's rap playing at all times. I wish for a baby tiger

Granted, but you both live on the 1 mile by 3 foot island with us, and the baby tiger chases you back and forth all day long as Barney, Tinky Winky, Jaygee79, F-I-E-R-O, and Back On Holiday Laugh at you.

I wish tmur115 was back on our Island insted of stuck in his house submerged under water

quote Originally posted by Back On Holiday: Granted, but you both live on the 1 mile by 3 foot island with us, and the baby tiger chases you back and forth all day long as Barney, Tinky Winky, Jaygee79, F-I-E-R-O, and Back On Holiday Laugh at you. I wish tmur115 was back on our Island insted of stuck in his house submerged under water

Granted, but you take his place.

I wish that I could be home to comfort my girlfriend right now...

quote Originally posted by AntiKev: Granted, but you take his place. I wish that I could be home to comfort my girlfriend right now...

Well due to the fact that he is already here on the island with us your wish will be doubly bad. You are at home comforting her after the sex change and your home is now at the tip of our island.
I wish people in this game were more original...

Granted and now you are stuck in the movie Lone Wolf McQuad and you are doing the last fight scene with McQuad (aka Chuck Norris) , you being Rawley Wilkes (aka David Carradine) are getting your butt kicked terribly by McQuad. Except it is like the movie Ground Hogs day and the scene keeps playing over and over starting over every 10 minutes. You just keep getting kicked by chuck's lethal round house kick !


I wish for a successful deer hunt this year !

[This message has been edited by Fastkx (edited 10-25-2007).]

Granted, but instead of you hunting the deer, the deer are hunting you!

I wish I wasn't so drunk on a Thursday when I have to work in the morning.

edit to timeline:

quote tmur115 Said: granted, you get to be king, however you new "kingdom" is 3 feet wide and 1 mile long.... i wish i was back home being bored, this island is too small Back On Holiday Said: Granted, but you both live on the 1 mile by 3 foot island with us, and the baby tiger chases you back and forth all day long as Barney, Tinky Winky, Jaygee79, F-I-E-R-O, and Back On Holiday Laugh at you. I wish tmur115 was back on our Island insted of stuck in his house submerged under water Antikev Said: Granted, but you take his place. I wish that I could be home to comfort my girlfriend right now... Originally posted by kinboyatuwo: Well due to the fact that he is already here on the island with us your wish will be doubly bad. You are at home comforting her after the sex change and your home is now at the tip of our island. I wish people in this game were more original...

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tmur115 was not on the island, so your wish is doubly bad - Granted, the Island thread will never die because the timeline was messed up muhaha (oh and I wished you back on the island being beatup by chuck norris)

Current Occupants of "Our Island" : Barney, Tinky Winky, Jaygee79(King), F-I-E-R-O, kinboyatuwo(being chased by a baby tiger and being beat up by chuck norris), AntiKev (flatens out the Ruts)
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quote Originally posted by AntiKev: Granted, but instead of you hunting the deer, the deer are hunting you! I wish I wasn't so drunk on a Thursday when I have to work in the morning.

Granted, your still drunk but your new job allows you to be intoxicated, in fact thats the only perk about flatening out the ruts on the 1 mile by 3 foot island.
I wish I was back on the Island, and the Island had a name (besides the remains of Uranus)

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granted you are back on the island buryed up to your neck in sand for the tiger to play with, however you only get one wish per post so no name for the island....

i wish for the island to be named "hell"

Granted, and now the climate is a constant 120 degrees and the island is filled with laywers.

I wish the Red Sox would win the World Series.

quote Originally posted by Jaygee79: Granted, and now the climate is a constant 120 degrees and the island is filled with laywers. I wish the Red Sox would win the World Series.

Granted, but the final game 7 lasts for 35001 innings and the win due to the earlier death of The Rockies players.

I wish for Chuck to stop kicking my ass to shed a tear and cure Cancer

granted, chuck stops kicking your ass and starts kicking you in the groin, your tears now cure cancer... however they cause herpes and burn like acid

i wish i was in disneyland.......

quote Originally posted by tmur115: granted, chuck stops kicking your ass and starts kicking you in the groin, your tears now cure cancer... however they cause herpes and burn like acid i wish i was in disneyland.......

Granted, but you have been stuck in the "Its a small world" ride for the past 17 hours, and are now COMPLETELY INSANE...

I wish Deabionni suddenly acquired huge breasts...

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