Fun Game - Make A Corrupt Wish by F-I-E-R-O
Started on : 10-17-2007 12:49 AM
Replies : 605
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Oct 19th, 2007
BtotheB Member Posts: 2581 From: Peterborough, Ontario Registered: Dec 2001
quote Originally posted by Jake_Dragon: I wish I it was friday
No freakin' way!
edit: I wish I didn't own page 5.
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jimbolaya Member Posts: 10652 From: Virginia Beach, Virginia Registered: Feb 2007
quote Originally posted by 84Bill: Granted... you will live the rest of your life in a library full of dictionary's and very attractive librarians who explode when you touch them. I wish I had a V8
I know someone already granted this but I had to do a repeat.
Wish granted, but it's the drink and not an engine.
I wish I had a man cave.
Jim
BTW: Sorry about forgetting the wish on page 3, I was late for work.
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tmur115 Member Posts: 888 From: Battle Ground WA Registered: Jan 2006
granted, but the genie is dyslexic and you get a CAVE-MAN , one from the geico commericals...yap, yap, yap..... i still wish this was not the high point of my day....
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Jake_Dragon Member Posts: 32849 From: USA Registered: Jan 2001
quote Originally posted by tmur115: granted, but the genie is dyslexic and you get a CAVE-MAN , one from the geico commericals...yap, yap, yap..... i still wish this was not the high point of my day....
Granted, all of the hot girls from deal or no deal stop by to brighten your day. But because mapquest sucks so bad they go to the house next door.
I wish I had a man cave
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red84sematt Member Posts: 1413 From: black river falls wisconsin usa Registered: Mar 2006
granted... but now the high point is that your in a zoo exhibit and your the star i wish for balloons!!!!
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Jake_Dragon Member Posts: 32849 From: USA Registered: Jan 2001
quote Originally posted by red84sematt: granted... but now the high point is that your in a zoo exhibit and your the star i wish for balloons!!!!
Granted, you come home to a p0rn star covered in little purple balloons. Say hello to Ron Jeremy for me.
I want a knife that will stay sharp no matter what I cut with it.
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08:15 PM
tmur115 Member Posts: 888 From: Battle Ground WA Registered: Jan 2006
granted, but you are now into self mutilation... first the legs ... sex organs... arm... and still wish for somthing else interesting
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Oct 20th, 2007
Back On Holiday Member Posts: 6238 From: Downingtown, PA Registered: Jul 2001
Granted, your kneeling naked on a sidewalk, arms buried in concrete in front of a road sign that says: Welcome To Key West
wish my wife looked like IEATRICE's
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12:33 AM
vafierro Member Posts: 349 From: Newport News, VA Registered: Oct 2005
The end of the rainbow is found, but instead of gold it ends at a salvage yard full of Dodge K-Cars, and there's no way out once you go in... I wish I had that the universe suddenly shifted and everything was backwards like on Bizzaro Superman's planet...
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08:39 AM
red84sematt Member Posts: 1413 From: black river falls wisconsin usa Registered: Mar 2006
granted, but bizzaro is your brother now
wish, i wish for a complete 350 vortect small block with 350 horsepower, sitting in my truck right now
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10:31 AM
tmur115 Member Posts: 888 From: Battle Ground WA Registered: Jan 2006
granted, but its siezed, and your truck has shrunk to the size of a go-kart i wish for a better last wish .... florida? (ugh)
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Back On Holiday Member Posts: 6238 From: Downingtown, PA Registered: Jul 2001
Granted, your kneeling naked on a sidewalk, arms buried in concrete in front of a road sign that says: Welcome To San Francisco
I wish for a cup of coffee right now.
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12:04 PM
Jake_Dragon Member Posts: 32849 From: USA Registered: Jan 2001
quote Originally posted by Back On Holiday: Granted, your kneeling naked on a sidewalk, arms buried in concrete in front of a road sign that says: Welcome To San Francisco I wish for a cup of coffee right now.
Granted but I was sleepy when I made it and used yesterdays grounds.
I wish there were some good movies out.
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12:22 PM
jimbolaya Member Posts: 10652 From: Virginia Beach, Virginia Registered: Feb 2007
quote Originally posted by Back On Holiday: Granted, your kneeling naked on a sidewalk, arms buried in concrete in front of a road sign that says: Welcome To San Francisco I wish for a cup of coffee right now.
Granted, but that's not creamer in there.
I wish for the new 2009 Camaro. (don't go for the obvious on this one)
EDIT: Crap ! I type too slow.
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12:24 PM
tmur115 Member Posts: 888 From: Battle Ground WA Registered: Jan 2006
granted, but it a matchbox and insterted sideways ala "jackass" i wish for my headaches to go away...(and the voices too....)
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jimbolaya Member Posts: 10652 From: Virginia Beach, Virginia Registered: Feb 2007
quote Originally posted by tmur115: granted, but it a matchbox and insterted sideways ala "jackass" i wish for my headaches to go away...(and the voices too....)
Granted, but you now realize the headaches and voices were just a filter for all the crazy real voices you now will be hearing.
I wish that Matchbox Camaro was gone.
Jim
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04:05 PM
Wichita Member Posts: 20658 From: Wichita, Kansas Registered: Jun 2002
Granted! It was only gone for a minute. Every time you threw it away, it would always re-appear like the Twilight Zone. Now it will follow you around like a puppy dog till you are buried in the grave, and even then it will be in your casket and it will haunt your ghost. I wish that I had a mini-van
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Jake_Dragon Member Posts: 32849 From: USA Registered: Jan 2001
quote Originally posted by Wichita: Granted! It was only gone for a minute. Every time you threw it away, it would always re-appear like the Twilight Zone. Now it will follow you around like a puppy dog till you are buried in the grave, and even then it will be in your casket and it will haunt your ghost. I wish that I had a mini-van
Granted, but its got a 454 mounted mid engine and does wheelies.
I wish I had Wichita's mini-van
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04:23 PM
Back On Holiday Member Posts: 6238 From: Downingtown, PA Registered: Jul 2001
quote Originally posted by Jake_Dragon: I wish I had Wichita's mini-van
Granted, but a grizzly bear that was sleeping in the back mauls you as your speeding down the road
I wish for a beer right now.
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07:31 PM
tmur115 Member Posts: 888 From: Battle Ground WA Registered: Jan 2006
granted, the bottle appears but at the other end is the same bear that was in the mini van now hes upset that you took his lunch away.... i wish the voices would stop.....
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kawana Member Posts: 2329 From: Abbotsford, BC, Canada Registered: May 2007
quote Originally posted by tmur115: granted, the bottle appears but at the other end is the same bear that was in the mini van now hes upset that you took his lunch away.... i wish the voices would stop.....
Granted, but now the voices are replaced by random, high pitched squeels
I wish for 2 more wishes
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red84sematt Member Posts: 1413 From: black river falls wisconsin usa Registered: Mar 2006
granted, but go directly to jail, do not pass go, do not collect two hundred dollars, oh and ur wishes can pay ur jail fee i wish for, i wish for, i wish for.......................... yes i wish for a polar bear
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09:09 PM
Jaygee79 Member Posts: 4259 From: Dartmouth, MA Registered: Mar 2000
Granted, but it's dead because polar bears don't live in Wisconsin.
I wish for my sore throat to go away.
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Oct 21st, 2007
tmur115 Member Posts: 888 From: Battle Ground WA Registered: Jan 2006
Granted, your throat feels fine , however zombie polar bears are biting you i wish polar bears lived in wisconson
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kawana Member Posts: 2329 From: Abbotsford, BC, Canada Registered: May 2007
granted, polar bears now live in wisconson but unfortunatly YOU now live in the north pole.
I wish i was the best looking man in the world, all the girls would instantly fall in love with me (except the uggo's and chubbo's :P )
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02:30 AM
Jake_Dragon Member Posts: 32849 From: USA Registered: Jan 2001
quote Originally posted by kawana: granted, polar bears now live in wisconson but unfortunatly YOU now live in the north pole. I wish i was the best looking man in the world, all the girls would instantly fall in love with me (except the uggo's and chubbo's :P )
Granted, your now Elvis and youre dead.
I wish I didnt have to go away today.
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07:29 AM
Back On Holiday Member Posts: 6238 From: Downingtown, PA Registered: Jul 2001
quote Originally posted by Jake_Dragon: Granted, your now Elvis and youre dead. I wish I didnt have to go away today.
Granted, your now in the hospital getting a coloniskopy (bad spelling ;p )
I wish for another coffee (no cream!)
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07:34 AM
tmur115 Member Posts: 888 From: Battle Ground WA Registered: Jan 2006
granted steaming hot 7-11 coffee, but theres grounds in it and it was made before they were open 24 hours..... i wish i didnt live in the north pole anymore
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09:06 AM
red84sematt Member Posts: 1413 From: black river falls wisconsin usa Registered: Mar 2006
granted, now u in anartica. i wish there was unlimitied oil forever, i hate gas prices, should only be 1.50
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09:19 AM
F-I-E-R-O Member Posts: 8410 From: Endwell, NY Registered: Jan 2005
quote Originally posted by red84sematt: i wish there was unlimitied oil forever, i hate gas prices, should only be 1.50
Granted: but everyday is a struggle because dinosaurs still roam the Earth and you have to hide under rocks and are a vegetarian because most of the edible creatures left are looking to eat you instead of the other way around.
I wish more people had wished me happy birthday, in fierofetish's thread. I now know that I am loathed and despised on the forum.
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10:08 AM
Back On Holiday Member Posts: 6238 From: Downingtown, PA Registered: Jul 2001
quote Originally posted by F-I-E-R-O: Granted: but everyday is a struggle because dinosaurs still roam the Earth and you have to hide under rocks and are a vegetarian because most of the edible creatures left are looking to eat you instead of the other way around. I wish more people had wished me happy birthday, in fierofetish's thread. I now know that I am loathed and despised on the forum.
Granted, except all those who WOULD have wished you a happy birthday are inside a T-Rex Belly.
I wish T-Rex's Could tell F.I.E.R.O. Happy birthday
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12:32 PM
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AntiKev Member Posts: 2333 From: Windsor, Ontario, Canada Registered: May 2004
Granted, but every time a T-Rex says happy birthday, they have to compulsively eat a human. And your family just happens to live in the T-Rex's nest.
I wish I was back home in Canada right now.
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01:50 PM
tmur115 Member Posts: 888 From: Battle Ground WA Registered: Jan 2006
granted, you are home but its your birthday and theres a t-rex in the room with you.... i wish i knew where anartica. was....
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F-I-E-R-O Member Posts: 8410 From: Endwell, NY Registered: Jan 2005
quote Originally posted by tmur115: i wish i knew where anartica. was....
Granted, but you are now on the moon with an excellent view of the Earth holding a map, wishing you had a space suit.
I wish there were more hours in the day.
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kawana Member Posts: 2329 From: Abbotsford, BC, Canada Registered: May 2007
Granted there are now more hours in the day but there are also less days in the year, so technically you are like 80 years old.
i wish i didn't eat that beef in the fridge, i dont feel so good
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AntiKev Member Posts: 2333 From: Windsor, Ontario, Canada Registered: May 2004
quote Originally posted by kawana: Granted there are now more hours in the day but there are also less days in the year, so technically you are like 80 years old. i wish i didn't eat that beef in the fridge, i dont feel so good
Granted, but because you didn't eat the beef, the cow came to your house with his whole herd and trampled your house.
I wish I hadn't said something stupid to my girlfriend just about half an hour ago.
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F-I-E-R-O Member Posts: 8410 From: Endwell, NY Registered: Jan 2005
quote Originally posted by AntiKev: I wish I hadn't said something stupid to my girlfriend just about half an hour ago.
Granted, but now your girlfriend loves you more than life itself. She follows you everywhere, hangs on every word, worships the ground you walk on. She stalks you day and night. You find listening devices everywhere so she doesn't miss a single precious word you say. She loses her job, ignores her friends and is completely absorbed with you. You get a restraining order which she ignores. You wake up in the middle of the night to find her leaning over you, listening to every breath you take. You finally decide to move to a forest in Oregon and live in tree surrounded by strings of metal cans and end up talking only to yourself and a stray cat that couldn't care less what you say.
I wish the garage would clean itself...
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07:20 PM
OKflyboy Member Posts: 6607 From: Not too far from Mexico Registered: Nov 2004
quote Originally posted by F-I-E-R-O: I wish the garage would clean itself...
Granted but now the garage has decided it "doesn't need you anymore" and is plotting your demise...
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07:25 PM
OKflyboy Member Posts: 6607 From: Not too far from Mexico Registered: Nov 2004
I wish I had not forgotten to put a wish in my last post...
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Back On Holiday Member Posts: 6238 From: Downingtown, PA Registered: Jul 2001
quote Originally posted by OKflyboy: I wish I had not forgotten to put a wish in my last post...
Granted, but that anime girl in your avatar is actually a transvestite and is shooting at you
I wish the Eagles had not let the bears beat them.
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