Originally posted by Nate16: I wish I could finish my senior year faster.
Granted: You get kicked out of school along with your Home Ec teacher for having a torrid love affair. You spend the next 8 months on various cheesy talk shows discussing the incident and proclaiming your undying love for each other until the baby is born and you realize that no one in your family has red hair and fair skin...
I wish I had a couple more beers...
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tmur115 Member
Posts: 888 From: Battle Ground WA Registered: Jan 2006
Originally posted by tmur115: i wish i was afarid of somthing
Granted: Your case worker makes a mistake and leaves a bag of items purchased from the drug store on the counter. Inside is a mirror. Shortly thereafter, you have to change your address to a place where you are only allowed to color with non-toxic crayons and your favorite TV program is snow...
I wish someone would invite me to their house to play.
Granted... but you are abducted by aliens and used as a lab rat for the rest of your life.
I wish I had a dollar.
Granted: You earn the dollar during a dealing that happened in a dark alley with Finally_Mine_86_GT who had his pants around his ankles, dguy, you, a goat, and a midget allegedly in a clown suit. You get away before being arrested, but end up being questioned by the police. Many years later, once the hub bub dies down, you run for US Senate, and become a corrupt politician who loves to feed squirrels.
I wish it was not windy and rainy today.
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UCFieroCharger Member
Posts: 976 From: Cincinnati, OH Registered: Nov 2005
granted, now it is 120 degrees stagnant and humid 24 hrs a day for the next year. Everyone sweats profusely and the world runs out of deodorant all because YOU couldn't deal with a little rain from time to time.
I wish my wishes didnt get corrupted. it provides me with nothing to look forward to in life
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Deabionni Member
Posts: 4086 From: Kalkaska, MI Registered: Mar 2004
Granted. Unfortunately, you used your last wish by wishing that none of your other wishes got corrupted.
I wish I had a shiny new penny.
Granted but the pennies are being left for you by a dear departed loved one that just wants you to know they still love you. If they only knew that your wish was the cause of their death they would be leaving you scorpions.
I wish our print server would stop crashing
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Synthesis Member
Posts: 12207 From: Jordan, MN Registered: Feb 2002
Granted but the pennies are being left for you by a dear departed loved one that just wants you to know they still love you. If they only knew that your wish was the cause of their death they would be leaving you scorpions.
I wish our print server would stop crashing
Granted: But the little mexican midget that was hired illegally to sit inside the printer cabinet and draw on the paper dies, and leaves you without a printer at all.
I wish I knew how to use Solidworks to design this shift surround I want.
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UCFieroCharger Member
Posts: 976 From: Cincinnati, OH Registered: Nov 2005
Originally posted by kawana: Granted, but the gun costs $500,000 (should have stuck with the cheaper bullets :P )
I wish there was world peace, no wars and such.
Granted: Peas now grow anywhere in the world that you plant them. Warts have been banished from the list of human ailments. And the world is still a dark and dismal place with no joy, love or World of Warcrack.
Yummm. Jello. I wish I had some Jello here with 3-4 half naked chicks wrestling in it.
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kawana Member
Posts: 2329 From: Abbotsford, BC, Canada Registered: May 2007
Granted: Peas now grow anywhere in the world that you plant them. Warts have been banished from the list of human ailments. And the world is still a dark and dismal place with no joy, love or World of Warcrack.
Yummm. Jello. I wish I had some Jello here with 3-4 half naked chicks wrestling in it.
granted but the chicks are fat and old and the jello is wood flavored
I wish it was warm again, its too cold and rainy here (BC, Canada... go figure..)