quote Originally posted by Khw: Granted, but when you look up at the calander you realise you've been sitting there for 10 months clicking refresh so you can corupt another wish. I wish my kids would stop screwing up the Labrynth DVD.

granted!

i wish i knew if you just said 'allo or hello.

uh-lo. Granted.

I wish I would wake up with 1/2 a dozen supermodels in bed with me and all neked and grinning.

quote Originally posted by MidEngineManiac: I wish I would wake up with 1/2 a dozen supermodels in bed with me and all neked and grinning.

Granted, 'cept they're all gay male supermodels and they just made you the catcher.

I wish for tomorrow to be a good day for me.

Bleh, I got beat.

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Heh, mine was funnier anyway..

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Hmm. I wish I could get plowed into by a semi doing 95, head on.

Corrupt enough for you?

quote Originally posted by MidEngineManiac: uh-lo. Granted. I wish I would wake up with 1/2 a dozen supermodels in bed with me and all neked and grinning.

Granted, but I'm not sure why you wanted this-


I wish this Preparation H would start working...

EDIT: I was quite late...

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... oops

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I wish Rallaster would have made a wish...

quote Originally posted by FieroRumor: I wish Rallaster would have made a wish...

Granted, but it entitled you not being able to grant it.

I wish these dang boxers would stop itching.

quote Originally posted by grkboy707: I wish these dang boxers would stop itching.

Granted! but now the crabs are on fire!

I wish i could find a decent career opportunity in another state.

quote Originally posted by Finally_Mine_86_GT: Granted! but now the crabs are on fire! I wish i could find a decent career opportunity in another state.

Granted, but it's in the state of insanity. You are know a permanent resident of a mental institution. I wish my wife would let me buy a Mosin Nagant.

Jim

quote Originally posted by jimbolaya: I wish my wife would let me buy a Mosin Nagant. Jim

Granted! Then she finds out about your girlfriend and shoots you in the leg with it.

I wish for a X61 tablet laptop.

quote Originally posted by Finally_Mine_86_GT: Granted! Then she finds out about your girlfriend and shoots you in the leg with it. I wish for a X61 tablet laptop.

Granted. But now its horribly, horribly obsolete.

I wish I had a garage with a lift.

quote Originally posted by Finally_Mine_86_GT: Granted! Then she finds out about your girlfriend and shoots you in the leg with it.

Which leg? If it's the left or right one, I'm OK with that. Just as long as it's not the one in the middle!

Jim

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DUH i was on the wrong page.

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quote Originally posted by LT188GT: . DUH i was on the wrong page.

granted: your now on the wrong page

I wish I could have a ugly fat hairy knuckled moon worshipin peg legged one eyed nazi cyst coverd freak with bad breath and a missing tooth with greesy hair and spandex 3 sizes to big. that has 3 cents to her name and 15 kids from 15 dads!

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quote Originally posted by jetsnvettes2000: granted: your now on the wrong page I wish I could have a ugly fat hairy knuckled moon worshipin peg legged one eyed nazi cyst coverd freak with bad breath and a missing tooth with greesy hair and spandex 3 sizes to big. that has 3 cents to her name and 15 kids from 15 dads!

Granted but the kids start calling you dad.
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I wish I had a alienware MX17

quote Originally posted by 87antuzzi: Granted but the kids start calling you dad. . I wish I had a alienware MX17

Granted, but then you realize that material items are fleeting and meaningless, and your desires are shallow and pitiful.

quote Originally posted by WhiteDevil88: Granted, but then you realize that material items are fleeting and meaningless, and your desires are shallow and pitiful.

TROLL MOTHER ****ER

I'm not allowed to play in reindeer games?

quote Originally posted by WhiteDevil88: I'm not allowed to play in reindeer games?

I love you.

And I own you.

quote Originally posted by 87antuzzi: I love you.

Granted, but you now have Herpes thanks to Stimpy's "condition"

I wish PFF had a button that would enable you to block certain members posts.

Brad

quote Originally posted by twofatguys: Granted, but you now have Herpes thanks to Stimpy's "condition" I wish PFF had a button that would enable you to block certain members posts. Brad

Granted but white devil is still going to be a douche bag and follow people around like a lost puppy.
I wish WD88 would have a wonderful day.

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quote Originally posted by 87antuzzi: I love you.

Granted

quote Originally posted by WhiteDevil88: And I own you.

and granted, you two are now eternally bonded at the soul. (figured that would be corrupt enough)

I wish youtube would stop putting Justin Bieber videos on my suggested playlist.

-Joe

quote Originally posted by 87antuzzi: . I wish WD88 would have a wonderful day.

I do. Every day.

I wish you and brad many years of homosexual bliss.

quote Originally posted by WhiteDevil88: I do. Every day. I wish you and brad many years of homosexual bliss.

You sir have issues.

He's not my type at all.

Brad

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quote Originally posted by joesfiero: and granted, you two are now eternally bonded at the soul. (figured that would be corrupt enough) I wish youtube would stop putting Justin Bieber videos on my suggested playlist. -Joe

Granted, but now your suggested playlist is full of lady gaga and owl city.
I wish I had a 88GT

quote Originally posted by 87antuzzi: Granted, but now your suggested playlist is full of lady gaga and owl city. I wish I had a 88GT

Granted but its on fire.

I wish for only videos of me and gloriously beautiful nekkid women getting busy on youtube.

quote Originally posted by joesfiero: Granted but its on fire. I wish for only videos of me and gloriously beautiful nekkid women getting busy on youtube.

Granted, they are all under age and you go to jail
I wish I could go skydiving.

granted but gravity took the day off so you are suspended helplessly in mid air for eternity.

I wish for gloriously beautiful nekkid (21-30 yr old) women to be my cell mates

-Joe

quote Originally posted by twofatguys: You sir have issues. He's not my type at all. Brad

Really? I'd fu k him.

quote Originally posted by joesfiero: granted but gravity took the day off so you are suspended helplessly in mid air for eternity. I wish for gloriously beautiful nekkid (21-30 yr old) women to be my cell mates -Joe

Granted but they are all hermaphrodites.
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I wish california would slide into the ocean.

Granted, but the resulting tsunami washes the entire USA away.
I wish that would happen

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quote Originally posted by Isolde: Granted, but the resulting tsunami washes the entire USA away. I wish that would happen

Granted, but the survivors have to move to mexico
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I wish someone would do the dishes

quote Originally posted by 87antuzzi: Granted, but the survivors have to move to mexico . I wish someone would do the dishes

Granted! but now your stuck cleaning the toilet with only your tongue.

I wish our government would just stop the REAL terrorism and commit mass suicide.

quote Originally posted by Finally_Mine_86_GT: Granted! but now your stuck cleaning the toilet with only your tongue. I wish our government would just stop the REAL terrorism and commit mass suicide.

Granted. But now we all live under a dictatorship who took control after all government officials are found dead.

I wish trolls and troll-ees would just ignore each other.