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when you get credit card offers in the mail you never applied for by proff
Started on: 06-03-2009 07:16 PM
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Five Sarcastic Dares

- Pull into a gas station and use the window washer to wash your entire car.

- Ask a bank teller to break a $100 bill for you. Then when asked how you want it done say, “in hundreds”.

- Call a political candidate’s campaign office and ask them for a donation to your non-candidacy.

- Ask a security guard how it feels knowing that in all the action movies the security guards are always the first to die.

- When you get credit card offers in the mail, stuff the prepaid envelopes with toilet paper and mail them back. (whether you use new or used toilet paper is totally up to you.)

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Originally posted by proff:

Five Sarcastic Dares

- Pull into a gas station and use the window washer to wash your entire car.

- Ask a bank teller to break a $100 bill for you. Then when asked how you want it done say, “in hundreds”.

- Call a political candidate’s campaign office and ask them for a donation to your non-candidacy.

- Ask a security guard how it feels knowing that in all the action movies the security guards are always the first to die.

- When you get credit card offers in the mail, stuff the prepaid envelopes with toilet paper and mail them back. (whether you use new or used toilet paper is totally up to you.)




I heard a caller to a local radio talk show a few days ago say that he puts a slice of lunch meat into those credit card envelopes and returns them to the sender.
One can only imagine the cumulative effect of thousands of slices of rancid lunch meat in their incoming mail.

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Originally posted by randye:


I heard a caller to a local radio talk show a few days ago say that he puts a slice of lunch meat into those credit card envelopes and returns them to the sender.
One can only imagine the cumulative effect of thousands of slices of rancid lunch meat in their incoming mail.




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I could heat my house for a year from all the ones I've burned in the last 3 years--most from Captol one. If the Greenies really want to save some trees, they would put a stop to these mailings. (I won't throw them away in the regular garbage--I burn them to help prevent identity theft)
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Originally posted by maryjane:

I could heat my house for a year from all the ones I've burned in the last 3 years--most from Captol one. If the Greenies really want to save some trees, they would put a stop to these mailings. (I won't throw them away in the regular garbage--I burn them to help prevent identity theft)

even tho its winter here now
most of the credit card mail I get i can going to to what was suggested with the return prepaid but the rest with my name and address on it i am burning in the fire place.
not expected to be cold this winter

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