>A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office.
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>After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone.
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>He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease,
>combined with horrible stress.
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>If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die."
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>"Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, and make sure
>he is in a good mood.
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>For lunch make him a nutritious meal he can take to
>work. And for dinner, prepare an especially nice meal for him."
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>" Don't burden him with chores, as this could further his stress.
>Don't discuss your problems with him; it will only make his stress worse.
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>Try to relax your husband in the evening by wearing lingerie and giving him
>plenty of backrubs."
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>"Encourage him to watch some type of team sporting event on television.
>And most importantly, make love with your husband several times a week and
>satisfy his every whim.
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>If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health."
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>On the way home, the husband asked his wife, "What did the doctor say?"
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>"You're going to die," she said

I hope he lives till steak and blowjob day.

quote Originally posted by cliffw: I hope he lives till steak and blowjob day.

in my household we observe macaroni-and-cheese and cunnilingus day.

quote Originally posted by Euterpe: in my household we observe macaroni-and-cheese and cunnilingus day.

and Flag day.