NEW YORK: A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule and a calculator.

At a morning press conference, Attorney General Alberto Gonzales said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-gebra movement. He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction.

"Al-gebra is a problem for us," Gonzales said. "They desire solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in a search of absolute value. They use secret code names like 'x ' and 'y' and refer to themselves as 'unknowns', but we have determined they belong to a
common denominator of the axis of medieval with co-ordinates in every country. As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say: 'There are three sides to every triangle'."

When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said, "If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes."


I know, I know, you probably never thought you'd read something like this from me, but I can't help it, that's funny right there and I don't care who you are.



John Stricker

So there was two snakes, a male and female that wanted to make little snakes.

The snake couple did the deed again, and again, but Mrs. Snake would not conceive.

So the snakes asked God why they could not conceive a baby snake.

God said, "You cannot multiply, because you are adders" (wait there's more)

So the snakes were heartbroken, but kept on doing the deed anyway, because, well you know.

Finally, the snakes did it by some fallen trees, and Mrs. snake finally conceived a baby snake.

God saw this, and asked, "How did you multiply if you two are adders?"

The snakes replied, "We did it by logs!"
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Let the tomatoes fly!

OH GROOOAAAANNNNNN!

(But I'll admit I laughed, kind of like watching a funny car crash)



John Stricker

quote Originally posted by zardoz: So there was two snakes, a male and female that wanted to make little snakes. The snake couple did the deed again, and again, but Mrs. Snake would not conceive. So the snakes asked God why they could not conceive a baby snake. God said, "You cannot multiply, because you are adders" (wait there's more) So the snakes were heartbroken, but kept on doing the deed anyway, because, well you know. Finally, the snakes did it by some fallen trees, and Mrs. snake finally conceived a baby snake. God saw this, and asked, "How did you multiply if you two are adders?" The snakes replied, "We did it by logs!"

Good ones.

(double post)

[This message has been edited by NEPTUNE (edited 01-11-2007).]

Algebra...bleh.....

Only class I ever got a "D" in...