My wife said not to post this, but being me I just couldnít resist.
Besides with all the heart wrenching threads that have been going on I figured everyone could use a laugh at my expense.
Originally posted by AntiKev: You know...nah...I won't bother...there are enough other dirty minds around this place that WILL post something...
Surprise, surprise, surprise.
Originally posted by tutnkmn: Nothin like a little vibratin pu$$y Someone HAD to say it.
You got that right.
Originally posted by Formula88: So what you're saying is now your wife has a bionic kitty?
Iíll say !
Originally posted by FieroRumor: We can rebuild it.... we have the technology..... Hope you didn't wire it up wrong.... You didn't move the switch to the "evil" setting, right????
Well yes she is the Bionic woman,
It always was on the evil setting !
Originally posted by Formula88: You can test those batteries to see if they're good by putting them on your tongue.
You know that was my first idea to revive it.
Originally posted by aceman: Dude, a vibrating pussy behind you back won't do anything for you! Didn't you read the directions before turning it on?
Directions, you know I never read the directions !
Originally posted by Raydar:
I had a manager, once, who told somebody that I could "fix a dead cat if I could get the parts". Of course I just dismissed this as total silliness. Then I read this thread. I won't take even one of the numerous "easy shots" that were presented by this thread, BTW.
Hey you donít need the right parts, we own Fieros, if we can keep a 20+ year old car running we can do anything.
Originally posted by rogergarrison: WHEW.........I thought maybe you took an overdose of Viagra..........
More than 4 hours and you think I wasnít going to tell anyone.
Hey everyone, every once and a while we all need to just let it go.
If it made anyone smile Iím glad.
If it didnít, well get that stick out of your ass.
------------------ Technology is great when it works, and one big pain in the ass when it doesn't. Detroit iron rules all the rest are just toys.
Posts: 3422 From: York, England, U.K. Living in Ohio Registered: May 2006
Originally posted by Formula88: Better than being upside down with a fork in your ass.
Did anybody see SNL, last weekend? They had a Jesse Jackson / Al Sharpton skit on Weekend Update. The whole premise of the skit was to find a replacement for the "N word" that wasn't as derogatory towards blacks, but was just as offensive, in general. They chose "Kramer"...
"Waaassssuuuup Kramer?" "Tha's right. You my Kramer!"
Sorry if this bugs anybody. Certainly was not the intention. I thought it was freakin' hilarious.
[This message has been edited by Raydar (edited 01-05-2007).]
BTW, where did you get the cat. A friend got a puppy from someone for christmas. It looked damn real in its little box. I want one of the cats. It should drive Britney crazy.
Roger, are you talking about the cats that are curled up and look like they're breathing? One of the gift shops in a mall here had them at 25% off. The dogs looked real to me...the cats weren't as real looking.