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I killed Melanieís Kitty. by 84fiero123
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Report this Post01-04-2007 10:01 PM Click Here to See the Profile for 84fiero123Click Here to Email 84fiero123Send a Private Message to 84fiero123Direct Link to This Post
I got my wife Melanie a cat for X-Mass.

One of those vibrating kitties at Wal Mart.

My back was bothering be real bad tonight so I put it behind me in the chair for about 2 hours.

Then it just slowed down and stopped all of a sudden. So I figured the batteries died.

I changed them, no good.

I killed my wifeís kitty.

Now Iím in deep sht.

So I eviscerated it.

A wire to the motor came loose, soldered it back together and itís fine.

Itís Alive.

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Report this Post01-04-2007 10:12 PM Click Here to See the Profile for AntiKevClick Here to visit AntiKev's HomePageSend a Private Message to AntiKevDirect Link to This Post
You know...nah...I won't bother...there are enough other dirty minds around this place that WILL post something...
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Report this Post01-04-2007 10:35 PM Click Here to See the Profile for tutnkmnClick Here to Email tutnkmnSend a Private Message to tutnkmnDirect Link to This Post
Nothin like a little vibratin pu$$y

Someone HAD to say it.

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Report this Post01-04-2007 10:36 PM Click Here to See the Profile for Formula88Send a Private Message to Formula88Direct Link to This Post
So what you're saying is now your wife has a bionic kitty?
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Report this Post01-04-2007 10:37 PM Click Here to See the Profile for FieroRumorClick Here to visit FieroRumor's HomePageClick Here to Email FieroRumorSend a Private Message to FieroRumorDirect Link to This Post
We can rebuild it.... we have the technology.....

Hope you didn't wire it up wrong.... You didn't move the switch to the "evil" setting, right????


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Originally posted by 84fiero123:
So I figured the batteries died.



You can test those batteries to see if they're good by putting them on your tongue.
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Report this Post01-04-2007 10:56 PM Click Here to See the Profile for whadeduckClick Here to Email whadeduckSend a Private Message to whadeduckDirect Link to This Post
Man! No fair! I go to the shop to work on my car for a little bit and y'all leave an opening like that? Not that little 'ol me would have jumped on a comment like that or anything. lol

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Originally posted by 84fiero123:

I got my wife Melanie a cat for X-Mass.

One of those vibrating kitties at Wal Mart.

My back was bothering be real bad tonight so I put it behind me in the chair for about 2 hours.

Then it just slowed down and stopped all of a sudden. So I figured the batteries died.




Dude, a vibrating pussy behind you back won't do anything for you! Didn't you read the directions before turning it on?

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Report this Post01-05-2007 12:10 AM Click Here to See the Profile for RaydarClick Here to Email RaydarSend a Private Message to RaydarDirect Link to This Post
I had a manager, once, who told somebody that I could "fix a dead cat if I could get the parts".
Of course I just dismissed this as total silliness.

Then I read this thread.

I won't take even one of the numerous "easy shots" that were presented by this thread, BTW.
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Report this Post01-05-2007 05:59 AM Click Here to See the Profile for rogergarrisonClick Here to Email rogergarrisonSend a Private Message to rogergarrisonDirect Link to This Post
WHEW.........I thought maybe you took an overdose of Viagra..........
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Report this Post01-05-2007 06:53 AM Click Here to See the Profile for 84fiero123Click Here to Email 84fiero123Send a Private Message to 84fiero123Direct Link to This Post
My wife said not to post this, but being me I just couldnít resist.

Besides with all the heart wrenching threads that have been going on I figured everyone could use a laugh at my expense.

 
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Originally posted by AntiKev:
You know...nah...I won't bother...there are enough other dirty minds around this place that WILL post something...


Surprise, surprise, surprise.

 
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Originally posted by tutnkmn:
Nothin like a little vibratin pu$$y
Someone HAD to say it.


You got that right.

 
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Originally posted by Formula88:
So what you're saying is now your wife has a bionic kitty?


Iíll say !

 
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We can rebuild it.... we have the technology.....
Hope you didn't wire it up wrong.... You didn't move the switch to the "evil" setting, right????


Well yes she is the Bionic woman,

It always was on the evil setting !

 
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Originally posted by Formula88:
You can test those batteries to see if they're good by putting them on your tongue.


You know that was my first idea to revive it.

 
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Dude, a vibrating pussy behind you back won't do anything for you! Didn't you read the directions before turning it on?


Directions, you know I never read the directions !

 
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I had a manager, once, who told somebody that I could "fix a dead cat if I could get the parts".
Of course I just dismissed this as total silliness.
Then I read this thread.
I won't take even one of the numerous "easy shots" that were presented by this thread, BTW.


Hey you donít need the right parts, we own Fieros, if we can keep a 20+ year old car running we can do anything.

 
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WHEW.........I thought maybe you took an overdose of Viagra..........


More than 4 hours and you think I wasnít going to tell anyone.

Hey everyone, every once and a while we all need to just let it go.

If it made anyone smile Iím glad.

If it didnít, well get that stick out of your ass.

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If it made anyone smile Iím glad.

If it didnít, well get that stick out of your ass.


"The stick up that guy's a$$ has a stick up it's a$$"

Don't remember what movie that's from though.
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Report this Post01-05-2007 10:40 AM Click Here to See the Profile for NewbfieroClick Here to Email NewbfieroSend a Private Message to NewbfieroDirect Link to This Post
You should of try it unside down
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Better than being upside down with a fork in your ass.
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Originally posted by Formula88:
Better than being upside down with a fork in your ass.


Did anybody see SNL, last weekend?
They had a Jesse Jackson / Al Sharpton skit on Weekend Update.
The whole premise of the skit was to find a replacement for the "N word" that wasn't as derogatory towards blacks, but was just as offensive, in general.
They chose "Kramer"...

"Waaassssuuuup Kramer?"
"Tha's right. You my Kramer!"

Etc.

Sorry if this bugs anybody. Certainly was not the intention.
I thought it was freakin' hilarious.

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Better than being upside down with a fork in your ass.


That'd be pretty forked up.

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Report this Post01-05-2007 02:55 PM Click Here to See the Profile for rogergarrisonClick Here to Email rogergarrisonSend a Private Message to rogergarrisonDirect Link to This Post
BTW, where did you get the cat. A friend got a puppy from someone for christmas. It looked damn real in its little box. I want one of the cats. It should drive Britney crazy.
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That'd be pretty forked up.


Only if it's a pretty fork.
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Report this Post01-05-2007 08:08 PM Click Here to See the Profile for 84fiero123Click Here to Email 84fiero123Send a Private Message to 84fiero123Direct Link to This Post
 
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Originally posted by rogergarrison:

BTW, where did you get the cat. A friend got a puppy from someone for christmas. It looked damn real in its little box. I want one of the cats. It should drive Britney crazy.


I got it at Wal Mart before christmas, they only have them for christmas.

I went in today for dog food and looked for one, in case this one died again.

They only have them for christmas, I got Melanie a cat, and Amanda a puppie.

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Originally posted by rogergarrison:

BTW, where did you get the cat. A friend got a puppy from someone for christmas. It looked damn real in its little box. I want one of the cats. It should drive Britney crazy.


Roger, are you talking about the cats that are curled up and look like they're breathing? One of the gift shops in a mall here had them at 25% off. The dogs looked real to me...the cats weren't as real looking.
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