I got my wife Melanie a cat for X-Mass.

One of those vibrating kitties at Wal Mart.

My back was bothering be real bad tonight so I put it behind me in the chair for about 2 hours.

Then it just slowed down and stopped all of a sudden. So I figured the batteries died.

I changed them, no good.

I killed my wife’s kitty.

Now I’m in deep sht.

So I eviscerated it.

A wire to the motor came loose, soldered it back together and it’s fine.

It’s Alive.

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Technology is great when it works,
and one big pain in the ass when it doesn't.
Detroit iron rules all the rest are just toys.

You know...nah...I won't bother...there are enough other dirty minds around this place that WILL post something...

Nothin like a little vibratin pu$$y

Someone HAD to say it.

[This message has been edited by tutnkmn (edited 01-04-2007).]

So what you're saying is now your wife has a bionic kitty?

We can rebuild it.... we have the technology.....

Hope you didn't wire it up wrong.... You didn't move the switch to the "evil" setting, right????

quote Originally posted by 84fiero123: So I figured the batteries died.

You can test those batteries to see if they're good by putting them on your tongue.

Man! No fair! I go to the shop to work on my car for a little bit and y'all leave an opening like that? Not that little 'ol me would have jumped on a comment like that or anything. lol

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Whade' "The Duck Formerly Known As Wade" Duck
'87 GT Auto
'88 Ferrario
'84 Indy (8/26/06)

quote Originally posted by 84fiero123: I got my wife Melanie a cat for X-Mass. One of those vibrating kitties at Wal Mart. My back was bothering be real bad tonight so I put it behind me in the chair for about 2 hours. Then it just slowed down and stopped all of a sudden. So I figured the batteries died.

Dude, a vibrating pussy behind you back won't do anything for you! Didn't you read the directions before turning it on?

I had a manager, once, who told somebody that I could "fix a dead cat if I could get the parts".
Of course I just dismissed this as total silliness.

Then I read this thread.

I won't take even one of the numerous "easy shots" that were presented by this thread, BTW.

WHEW.........I thought maybe you took an overdose of Viagra..........

My wife said not to post this, but being me I just couldn’t resist.

Besides with all the heart wrenching threads that have been going on I figured everyone could use a laugh at my expense.

quote Originally posted by AntiKev: You know...nah...I won't bother...there are enough other dirty minds around this place that WILL post something...

Surprise, surprise, surprise.

quote Originally posted by tutnkmn: Nothin like a little vibratin pu$$y Someone HAD to say it.

You got that right.

quote Originally posted by Formula88: So what you're saying is now your wife has a bionic kitty?

I’ll say !

quote Originally posted by FieroRumor: We can rebuild it.... we have the technology..... Hope you didn't wire it up wrong.... You didn't move the switch to the "evil" setting, right????

Well yes she is the Bionic woman,

It always was on the evil setting !

quote Originally posted by Formula88: You can test those batteries to see if they're good by putting them on your tongue.

You know that was my first idea to revive it.

quote Originally posted by aceman: Dude, a vibrating pussy behind you back won't do anything for you! Didn't you read the directions before turning it on?

Directions, you know I never read the directions !

quote Originally posted by Raydar: I had a manager, once, who told somebody that I could "fix a dead cat if I could get the parts". Of course I just dismissed this as total silliness. Then I read this thread. I won't take even one of the numerous "easy shots" that were presented by this thread, BTW.

Hey you don’t need the right parts, we own Fieros, if we can keep a 20+ year old car running we can do anything.

quote Originally posted by rogergarrison: WHEW.........I thought maybe you took an overdose of Viagra..........

More than 4 hours and you think I wasn’t going to tell anyone.

Hey everyone, every once and a while we all need to just let it go.

If it made anyone smile I’m glad.

If it didn’t, well get that stick out of your ass.

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Technology is great when it works,
and one big pain in the ass when it doesn't.
Detroit iron rules all the rest are just toys.

quote If it made anyone smile I’m glad. If it didn’t, well get that stick out of your ass.

"The stick up that guy's a$$ has a stick up it's a$$"

Don't remember what movie that's from though.

You should of try it unside down

Better than being upside down with a fork in your ass.

quote Originally posted by Formula88: Better than being upside down with a fork in your ass.

Did anybody see SNL, last weekend?
They had a Jesse Jackson / Al Sharpton skit on Weekend Update.
The whole premise of the skit was to find a replacement for the "N word" that wasn't as derogatory towards blacks, but was just as offensive, in general.
They chose "Kramer"...

"Waaassssuuuup Kramer?"
"Tha's right. You my Kramer!"

Etc.

Sorry if this bugs anybody. Certainly was not the intention.
I thought it was freakin' hilarious.

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quote Originally posted by Formula88: Better than being upside down with a fork in your ass.

That'd be pretty forked up.

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Whade' "The Duck Formerly Known As Wade" Duck
'87 GT Auto
'88 Ferrario
'84 Indy (8/26/06)

BTW, where did you get the cat. A friend got a puppy from someone for christmas. It looked damn real in its little box. I want one of the cats. It should drive Britney crazy.

quote Originally posted by whadeduck: That'd be pretty forked up.

Only if it's a pretty fork.

quote Originally posted by rogergarrison: BTW, where did you get the cat. A friend got a puppy from someone for christmas. It looked damn real in its little box. I want one of the cats. It should drive Britney crazy.

I got it at Wal Mart before christmas, they only have them for christmas.

I went in today for dog food and looked for one, in case this one died again.

They only have them for christmas, I got Melanie a cat, and Amanda a puppie.

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Technology is great when it works,
and one big pain in the ass when it doesn't.
Detroit iron rules all the rest are just toys.

quote Originally posted by rogergarrison: BTW, where did you get the cat. A friend got a puppy from someone for christmas. It looked damn real in its little box. I want one of the cats. It should drive Britney crazy.

Roger, are you talking about the cats that are curled up and look like they're breathing? One of the gift shops in a mall here had them at 25% off. The dogs looked real to me...the cats weren't as real looking.