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I felt like a beautiful woman tonight... by F-I-E-R-O
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Linda, Emily, myself and a friend of Emily's went out bowling tonight. I was getting hungery and the pizza they had looked pretty good, so I went to the snack counter to order one. The woman in charge was just comming off the floor to go behind the counter when she stopped to ask what she could do for me. I told her what I wanted and she told me that I could pay for it when whe brought it over to my table. Then she gave me a wink and a nudge. So, I went back to the table and, as promised, she brought the pizza over, and explained that she threw on some pepperoni and extra cheese- no charge. I gave her the money and told her to keep the change. Again, some small talk and another wink.

So, for a brief moment, I experienced what it must be like to be a good looking woman. I liked it.

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Report this Post11-26-2006 01:39 AM Click Here to See the Profile for pokeyfieroClick Here to visit pokeyfiero's HomePageClick Here to Email pokeyfieroSend a Private Message to pokeyfieroDirect Link to This Post
Awe I bet she just really liked your shoes.

Or maybe she had the hots for your wife.
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o_O

So you're saying she was undoubtedly a lesbian despite hitting on a guy?

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Originally posted by F-I-E-R-O:

The woman in charge was just comming off the floor to go behind the counter when she stopped to ask what she could do for me.



Oh, that was just crazy Fred. He's quite a card.
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This line was said just before he walked up to order the pizza.

"Ok you lost the bet, so you have to hit on the next guy who comes up to the counter".

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I don't like all these bowling jokes.
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OK, yeah I do!
Hell, I AM ONE!
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You scared me for a moment with the name of this thread. I thought you might have posted a photo of yourself in a dress.

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Originally posted by RACE:

You scared me for a moment with the name of this thread. I thought you might have posted a photo of yourself in a dress.


Don't worry, if I do, I'll be sure to photoshop you and yours out of it... ahhhhhhhhh good times, goood times....
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When I read the title of this thread, the first thing to cross my mind was "I thought he was out of jail already".
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sometimes i, too, feel like a beautiful woman. and a beer. and then i feel like a nap.
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that experience made me think how cool it must be to be a good lookin' chick, with men doing extra stuff for her everyday because of her looks. I wonder what that would be like? OK, so let's take the transgender thing out of this and turn me into a handsome man... I wonder what it would be like to have women stare at me all the time? Woman comming up to me with phone numbers, always wanting to do things for me (besides my mom), constantly buying things for me... Ahhhhhhh the life...

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Originally posted by F-I-E-R-O:

that experience made me think how cool it must be to be a good lookin' chick, with men doing extra stuff for her everyday because of her looks. I wonder what that would be like? OK, so let's take the transgender thing out of this and turn me into a handsome man... I wonder what it would be like to have women stare at me all the time? Woman comming up to me with phone numbers, always wanting to do things for me (besides my mom), constantly buying things for me... Ahhhhhhh the life...



It gets old quick. I'm tired of turning them away!!!!
Sometimes they fight right in front of me just to see go home with me. Being the nice guy I am I stop the fight by letting them all come home with me.
It's a hard life.
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It gets old quick. I'm tired of turning them away!!!!
Sometimes they fight right in front of me just to see go home with me. Being the nice guy I am I stop the fight by letting them all come home with me.
It's a hard life.


Yeeeaaahh, but how LONG does it stay hard?? !! OMG, did I really just type that? Hahaha!!
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Originally posted by pokeyfiero:


It gets old quick. I'm tired of turning them away!!!!
Sometimes they fight right in front of me just to see go home with me. Being the nice guy I am I stop the fight by letting them all come home with me.
It's a hard life.


I wondered who would be the first to post this kind of response.
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He's not conceited, he's convinced!!!
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Originally posted by lurker:

sometimes i, too, feel like a beautiful woman. and a beer. and then i feel like a nap.


Zing!!! Well done!
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Originally posted by fierofetish:


Yeeeaaahh, but how LONG does it stay hard?? !! OMG, did I really just type that? Hahaha!!
Nick



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Originally posted by F-I-E-R-O:

that experience made me think how cool it must be to be a good lookin' chick, with men doing extra stuff for her everyday because of her looks. I wonder what that would be like? OK, so let's take the transgender thing out of this and turn me into a handsome man... I wonder what it would be like to have women stare at me all the time? Woman comming up to me with phone numbers, always wanting to do things for me (besides my mom), constantly buying things for me... Ahhhhhhh the life...



Yeah, but check out the flip side of the coin, when things start to fade... Everything has a price attached, just sometimes the payment is deferred till later.

Something else I've noticed...really attractive people usually don't age well for some reason.
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Yeah, but check out the flip side of the coin, when things start to fade... Everything has a price attached, just sometimes the payment is deferred till later.

Something else I've noticed...really attractive people usually don't age well for some reason.


You know what else?
Older guys age better than woman. Woman just get older and just stop being interested while men just have to go to the doctor and pop a pill and there you go out with 25 year olds again. Only this time they can afford it.

Either way young woman or old guys playin the field they are equally shallow.
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Originally posted by pokeyfiero:
Either way young woman or old guys playin the field they are equally shallow.


one day when (if) i can afford it, i hope to be shallow too!

 
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Something else I've noticed...really attractive people usually don't age well for some reason.

the young curvaceous girls have a propensity to fat. when they are young and active this is a good thing. when they get older and sedentary, not a good thing.

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Originally posted by Vonov:

...Something else I've noticed...really attractive people usually don't age well for some reason.


It could partially be about perspective. Not to be mean, but if an ugly girl/guy stays ugly, which is what is expected of her/him, you would just think, "Yep, still ugly. Moving on".

If a formerly hot chick gets ugly the contrast is dramatic and sad. "You tend to think about how nice she used to look".
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!! But that is all about BALLS, Andrew! Heheheheh!!
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Originally posted by RACE:


It could partially be about perspective. Not to be mean, but if an ugly girl/guy stays ugly, which is what is expected of her/him, you would just think, "Yep, still ugly. Moving on".

If a formerly hot chick gets ugly the contrast is dramatic and sad. "You tend to think about how nice she used to look".


Actually, I think it's partially a matter of bone structure (talking faces here, leaving bod out of equation). Exceptionally beautiful women, for example, tend to have a very fine bone structure, which for some reason causes their faces, instead of being beautiful, to begin to look sharp and haggard. Jessica Tandy would be the exception to the rule. Similarly, men who are considered extraordinarily attractive seem to age later, but when it begins, the slide is dramatic. Look at photographs of the late Tony Curtis (actor, for those too young to remember, lol) in his prime, and then 10 years later. Towards the end of his life he was sort of scary looking.
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Originally posted by Boonbiotch:

I don't like all these bowling jokes.

OK, yeah I do!
Hell, I AM ONE!


Now you are LOL!
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