We have all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between the two?

In an effort to keep you informed here is the definition of each.

GUTS is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask "Are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?"

BALLS is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of beer and perfume, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt, and have the balls to say "You're next."

I hope this clears up any confusion between guts and balls. Medically speaking there is no difference in the outcome because both result in death.

LOL

Now thats funny

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Technology is great when it works,
and one big pain in the ass when it doesn't.
Detroit iron rules all the rest are just toys.

(A Kick in the guts) ≠ (A Kick in the balls)

quote Originally posted by ryan.hess: A Kick in the balls

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Whade' "The Duck Formerly Known As Wade" Duck
'87 GT Auto
'88 Ferrario
'84 Indy (8/26/06)

Guts is getting up and doing what HAS to be done, even when it is not something you want to do..balls is having the nerve to do it without HAVING to Sorry, a bit serious !!
Nick