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Difference between guts and balls. by sostock
Started on: 11-19-2006 05:36 PM
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Last post by: fierofetish on 11-19-2006 06:38 PM
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Report this Post11-19-2006 05:36 PM Click Here to See the Profile for sostockSend a Private Message to sostockDirect Link to This Post
We have all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between the two?

In an effort to keep you informed here is the definition of each.

GUTS is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask "Are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?"

BALLS is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of beer and perfume, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt, and have the balls to say "You're next."

I hope this clears up any confusion between guts and balls. Medically speaking there is no difference in the outcome because both result in death.
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Report this Post11-19-2006 05:41 PM Click Here to See the Profile for 84fiero123Click Here to Email 84fiero123Send a Private Message to 84fiero123Direct Link to This Post
LOL

Now thats funny

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Report this Post11-19-2006 06:03 PM Click Here to See the Profile for ryan.hessClick Here to Email ryan.hessSend a Private Message to ryan.hessDirect Link to This Post
(A Kick in the guts) ≠ (A Kick in the balls)
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Report this Post11-19-2006 06:22 PM Click Here to See the Profile for whadeduckClick Here to Email whadeduckSend a Private Message to whadeduckDirect Link to This Post
 
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Originally posted by ryan.hess:

A Kick in the balls


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Report this Post11-19-2006 06:38 PM Click Here to See the Profile for fierofetishClick Here to Email fierofetishSend a Private Message to fierofetishDirect Link to This Post
Guts is getting up and doing what HAS to be done, even when it is not something you want to do..balls is having the nerve to do it without HAVING to Sorry, a bit serious !!
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