I just crack up looking at this line and the thought struck me... I don't believe ANYONE EVER has said these words in this combination before.
"How it ended up in my bathroom wasn't really important. what WAS important, was that there I was, with a razor, a full can of shaving cream, and a dazed penguin."-Fierorumor
I think I remember a comedian having a skit with a horse in it that produced some sort of similar statement.
Anyone have a similar statement that more than likely hasn't ever been made before in the history of man?
Not meaning to pick on you Fierorumor, but that makes me laugh every time I read it.
How I got there, I'm not sure. All I know is that I woke up in a kiddie pool full of jello, next to a George Forman grille and chinchillas were hoping all over me. All of this was being recorded by a webcam for some reason.
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Xanth Member
Posts: 6886 From: Massachusetts Registered: May 2006
yeah i got one... i asked my friend mags to make me a transmission bracket from the one i broke and his reply was... "give me a lawn chair, a tampon, some duct tape and a pink hat... and i'll make you whatever you want!" maybe i'm dumb but i was affraid to ask why those items.
That penguin line is going to keep me from getting elected someday, I just KNOW it...
I remember some comedian doing a skit about "Sentences that have never been spoken before...."... it was pretty funny. Said a few lines that were just totally absurd.
"Last Tuesday, the pope donated one of his kidneys to me after I woke up, naked, in a vat of ice water and turpentine."
sorry got to do it... "There once stood a lone bottle of beer. And it said to the platypus, "How doth thine wires of glory make me sweat!". The platypus smirked. Orange juice rained from the sky. It was a delicious day after all." Falcon4
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madcurl Member
Posts: 21401 From: In a Van down by the Kern River Registered: Jul 2003
Originally posted by Falcon4: "This twit did a lot more than that - he probably told others, added a nice flavoring of "Gay Pride" to the whole message, threw it around, watched it pick up momentum among the literal cocksuckers, and enjoyed the hell out of watching ."
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fierobear Member
Posts: 27075 From: Safe in the Carolinas Registered: Aug 2000
And FieroRumor saw there was much sadness in the world. He realized that wrapping bacon around life's problems didn't cure the wounds underneath. and so, he created AugWorld,a place where people could go and "push the positive"... The Augmented world grew slowly, but soon, as word spread, (like butter on a warm bagel) more and more flatforms were created, and eventually...
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Falcon4 Member
Posts: 1189 From: Fresno, CA, USA Registered: Oct 2006
I might just whip down the frog and toad to the rub a dub dub, to get away from the trouble and strife and partake in a refreshing stubbie, before she catches me and goes berko.
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Finally_Mine_86_GT Member
Posts: 4809 From: Hyde Park, New York Registered: Sep 2006
aw baby that wart on your a$$ is so beautiful... i just want to lick it... please?
Maybe it has never been TYPED, but I'm pretty sure it's been said before... Rumor has it a giant lice said this to an an alligator just before he ate her...
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lurker Member
Posts: 12351 From: salisbury nc usa Registered: Feb 2002
Originally posted by FieroRumor: Maybe it has never been TYPED, but I'm pretty sure it's been said before... Rumor has it a giant lice said this to an an alligator just before he ate her...
Some are otter than udders. But if a chicken and a half laid an egg and a half in a day and a half, how long would it take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick all of the seeds out of a dill pickle?
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NEPTUNE Member
Posts: 10199 From: Ticlaw FL, and some other places. Registered: Aug 2001
I might just whip down the frog and toad to the rub a dub dub, to get away from the trouble and strife and partake in a refreshing stubbie, before she catches me and goes berko.
Aw, c'mon Aus. You're just talking regular Australian.
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fierohoho Member
Posts: 3494 From: Corner of No and Where Registered: Apr 2001
I might just whip down the frog and toad to the rub a dub dub, to get away from the trouble and strife and partake in a refreshing stubbie, before she catches me and goes berko.
Actually, this is a very common phrase down south here in the states...
Love Lewis Black. He can always make milk shoot out of my nose. He made that statement and then said that it was at that moment he realized what an aneurism felt like. lol
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Boondawg Member
Posts: 38235 From: Displaced Alaskan Registered: Jun 2003
This whole thread reminds me of Hunter S. Thompson's book, "Fear & Loathing In Las Vagas".
On a personal note, once while tripping, I went into a lenghty & very scientific explanation of why wet wood won't burn, which ended in tears. It would have been very poinant if there had been anyone else there.
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And as the sun set for the fifth time that day, the dandelions danced in the treetops. "I heard a shot." said the deaf man. "I saw him run that way." said the blind man. "We voted for Bush." said the Dixie Chicks. Oh, c'mon. It was kinda funny.
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